On Elementals

Ancient Persian 2400 B.C. Lapis, Linked Necklace & Earrings.

All jewelry — in fact, ALL engineered structures — have one thing in common; they are each and every one, no matter how complex or simple, is made up of a collection of elements.

Okay, so what the heck is an element?

It is a single repeatable item — in the case of Jewels of Ancient Lands jewelry, this consists of a bead or a small grouping or series of beads strung onto a copper, silver or 18k gold wire in the following manner:

  1.    Form a loop at one end of the 4″ long .20 gauge copper wire.
  2.    Wrap the end of the wire to finish the loop.
  3.    Press the cut end of the wire deeply into the wrapping so it doesn’t catch on anything.
  4.   Thread on a 4mm round copper bead.
  5.    Add a spacer bead.
  6.    Add a bead cap if wanted, with the hollow side toward the main bead.
  7.    Add the gemstone or main bead.
  8.    Add a bead cap rotated opposite the first cap.
  9.    Add another spacer bead.
  10.    Add another 4mm round copper bead.
  11.    Make a loop to close off and finish the element.

Okay, now you can wire another element onto that one, and so forth, until you’ve made a necklace, bracelet, earrings or pendant.

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What is the “432 Hz Conspiracy?”

Radio Circuit functions on a variety of pitches and vibrations.

What is the “432 Hz Conspiracy?” you may well ask, particularly if you’re actively searching the internet these days, what with every conspiracy theory that ever walked the face of the Earth spawning new heads everywhere you look.

In short, we’re in the Age of Madness, where conspiracies are everywhere, and the governments are all shady and mysterious and definitely not on our side.

What, you’re just now finding that out??? What planet have you been living on?

But the theory that all modern music is evil, and that it’s all part of a Nazi plot to make zombies out of us all, this is just plain friggin’ nuts, and I’ll be only too happy to explain exactly why all these conspiracy mongering fakes are heaving shovels-full of bull and horse puckey — perhaps with a little chicken poop to go along with that.

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Happy Safe Harbor Day, America!

In the old days at Fort Ord, when I was just a corporal, photo right.

Happy Safe Harbor Day, December 8, 2020 — this is the day where all the electoral votes are locked in, protected from attacks in Congress. At this moment, all of the states except Wisconsin will be safe as of today.

This would be fine, except that Rep. Moe Brooks, an asshole if ever there was one, has decided to challenge Biden’s electoral votes and elect the loser.

Both chambers would debate the issue, and then there’d be a vote, and it could very well overturn the entire electoral process.

So, once again, it is shown that the American Electoral Process is weak enough that a single person acting alone can bring the whole thing down, as did Emily Murphy.

And then there’s the truly stupid and amazingly unethical former mayor of New York City, who was an asshole then, and he’s no less an asshole now. Continue reading

President Binden Wins!

 

Yes, I know it’s “Biden”, but that ain’t funny, nohow, so it’s “Binden” for the laughs.

Christmas is finally here — we’ve had Black Friday and Cyber Monday is upon us, so start spending!

While you guys have been watching the news, I bin making jewelry nonstop for the past several days, and last night, I delved into the one remaining roll of 18k wire that I have left in my metals larder.

An example of my “With Love from Jack the Ripper” Christmas cards for 2020.

There was just enough wire to make exactly 13 small Modernist style earrings — actually there were 26 earrings in all, making 13 pair, to be precise, and precision is what we’re after, here.

I’m offering these solid gold earrings at $62.50 a pair — that’s nowhere near retail, it’s your heavily marked-down price!

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No Photo

The Perfect Companion for your SuperBeacon!

That’s right. No photo. Dammit, I just created the most amazing invention, The Mood-Altering Total Relaxation Collar, using my special handmade fast-reaction mood beads.

I have no photo of it, so I can’t post a photo of it. Bummer.

I know what you’re going to say. “Why not point your cell phone at the thing and post the .jpg on facebook or something.”, and I couldn’t agree more. It’s totally reasonable, except that I have no cell phone, and I wouldn’t know how to use one if I did, which I wouldn’t.

I don’t like cell phones, iPads, iPhones or computers in general, and it’s not just what they end up doing to rid themselves of the mass of humanity that clings to the surface of this little mudball of a tiny little rocky planet, third from the sun.

So forget the cell phone solution. It’s just not in the cards. Do your best to visualize it. Continue reading

Regard My Pendulae

In the shop, you could browse the inventory, but not online

You Can’t Know What They’re Going To Look Like!

Take a look at the Exotic & Ancient Bead Pendulae — or is it “pendulums”??? — I’ve been cooking up just for you, with mostly Roman and Persian stones and glass beads, and some Eastern and Western Asiatic material as well.

Of course, every single Pendulum I make from ancient materials is, by nature, unique. There will never be two Pendulae exactly the same.

In short, I can’t photograph every single one of these things — it’d take weeks and weeks of extra time, which I don’t want to spend on marketing, when I could be spending the same time on creative projects. Continue reading

Own a Mansion for under $40

That’s right, you can own this glorious incredible fantastic amazing super-luxury celebrity previously-owned Sl estate for under $40 — in fact, it’s only $37.50, and that includes the tax!

Previously owned by a celebrity — that’s the most important sales point, see? It matters not what the place looks like, so long as a celebrity once owned the thing. Continue reading

Instant Psychic Readings

As a Sacred Cat, I get my own temple with a kitchen and 2 1/2 baths.

You can perform easy instant psychic readings with my Psychoactive Magical Rings. Easy to wear, easy to use, works first time every time. Never fails. Read my book on psychometry, “Visions in the Stone”, now in reprint — order it right now — you’ll need it for the upcoming workshops.

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My Relic Rings come in pure copper, .925 sterling silver, or 18k gold. Some of my ancient ringstones are carnelian, some garnet, some granite, and many anciently carved and drilled agates from cultures ranging from 2,000 to 38,000 years old and sometimes, as is the case with neolithics, far older, as much as 120,000 years ago.

All of these can be safely worn with no harm to the wearer or to the ancient stone or glass bead — I don’t use ringstones that might self-destruct on wearing, so no faience in my wearables, just in my Altar Items, which don’t get wear and tear, hopefully. Continue reading