Scary Ghosts for Halloween?

Yes, indeed; I’m currently putting the finishing touches on “Seance”, which is a Seance Class Orb, of course, the granddaddy of them all. Other Seance Orbs will feature a variety of notorious celebrities of the past and a few from other far-flung galaxies. Basically, here’s the breakdown:

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Groovin’ On a Sunday Afternoon

       Lucinda Chandler on a Swing 1959 — photo with prewar Leica iii-c by ej gold

I got sunshine on a Sunday afternoon, and that’s why I’m groovin’, get it? Sigh. Mebbe it’s been too many years since the Summer of Love. Enough about the Summer of Love, take my wife, please. Let’s talk about groovin’ as a basic technique for changing your life.

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Meet the Tools

In each and every Orb are a large number of invocational tools, most of which will already be familiar to any meditator; candles, bundles of incense, incense burners, candle holders, zafu cushions, beads, statues, prayer flags & banners, singing bowls, malas, hand gongs, damaru and other ritual drums, drum brocades, bronze dorjes & phurbas, chimes, string bells, prayer wheels, altar bells, gold figurines, magic mirrors, light-catchers, shakers, rattles, windchimes, dreamcatchers, boxes, gourds, chests…

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Human Rebirth

Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.

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What’s the Holdup???

What’s the holdup, you ask? Here’s the answer:

I’m working on something that’s so huge a breakthrough in interactive gaming that it makes any game out there downright neolithic. We’ve got an amazing, absolutely astounding ai guy at our helm in the game engine department. His specialty always has been in the intelligence area, meaning a computer that can outsmart a human — in my book, never a tough task, but evidently on this particular brand of Earth, there’s an issue. Continue reading

How to Order Your Very Own Custom “Separation Day” Orb

http://youtu.be/id3Cd-1iqII

I know, I’ve posted this video before. It’s true, but it really shows clearly the effects I want to underline. The Orb you’re looking at is the least expensive of the custom Orbs, at only $699 for everything you see and hear. You can run your very own Custom Prosperity Path Orb right now, today. It’s really you in there, and you are addressed by name, both in speech and text in addition to the custom character with your face and name.

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Miracle Pet Heal Prosperity Path

Since the sudden passing yesterday at noon of our beloved little terrier, Stormie, I’ve been working to complete the Heal my Pet level as well as working to get the finished Hadron Voyager Dimensional Explorer uploaded. Now with my Hadron Voyager finally launched, I had the opportunity to delve more deeply into pet healing orb, asking Stormie what he would want, at every juncture — and he had plenty to say about what went into the Heal My Pet orb. It’s not just about treats; it’s also about wind, warmth, interesting smells, chasing squirrels and, of course, food opportunities. When Jeff, the God of Biscuits comes by — in whatever form — Stormie is ever-hopeful that a biscuit is in the offing. It’s interesting that Stormie’s untimely death at 4 years from a choking accident inspired me to make him the Star of his new orb, Heal My Pet. He will, in the form of a 3-D model that sits waiting for you to take him through the Bardos,  lead a lot of his brothers and sisters through the Bardos in months and years to come. He always was an explorer, a dedicated scout. Stormie and I both hope you like his Heal My Pet orb, downloadable in just a few hours from now — they’re prepping it for download as we speak. One interesting incident; at the time of his death, a car drove by, license # K9LRS. Storm the Wonder Dog, famous on youtube, was buried with his little bunny, July 3, 2012.

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How to Run a Prosperity Path Level

If you’re wondering how to run a Prosperity Path Level, nothing could be simpler. I’ll give you a total step by step rundown, and here it is:

Download and install the level, as per instructions and prompts. It’s fast and easy and it actually does itself, all you do is click “okay”.

Next, invoke the level you’ve selected to run. Let’s say “True Love Forever” — not actually a random selection … I happen to have dozens of actual in-level screenshots of that, so it’s an easy time-saving decision to make.

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Gemini Dancer

http://youtu.be/EGMgCtZEMRg

Just took a few fun minutes to explore the dance move potential in this model when I walked her into the Gemini to check on a few items, notably a bunch of missing lava lamps and a funny countertop. All was resolved, and as I had her stand there in admiration of the work I’d done, she all of a sudden started dancing to the music. It is a rather upbeat tune, eh?

I thought you might enjoy the challenge, so I invite you folks who are running any of the Prosperity Path orbs, whether they’re Remedials or Classes, to make a video of your avatar dancing to the music thereof. You’ll find the best music in the Classes and Higher Levels, where I’ve put most of the really good stuff.