We’ve got Physical Education. Phys Ed is everywhere. Brain education is in university. But where is our post-sandbox Emotional Education? You don’t have to believe me; it takes a moment’s glance to see that Emotional Education is sadly — and perhaps dangerously — lacking in our society. Is there a cure? Yes, there is. Watch the ICW this coming weekend.
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Beetlejuice had it good, compared to most folks. You know what I mean; all of a sudden, without warning, your head is full of wild ass-tearing demons, screaming at the top of your lungs, wrecking house & home, making suicide seem like an option when it isn’t. Why do these horribles, kept submerged and supressed all these years, keep coming back to haunt you? Where do they come from? How did they get out? Why do they have so much destructive power over you? Why do they cause you to ruin your own life? How do they get re-triggered? How can you stop them from intruding on your life? Will they ever permanently go away? I’ll be answering these questions at the next ICW. If you have no such problem, don’t watch.
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OCD Heaven, that’s what it is. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder strikes dozens of people a day, and they’re all living inside you. 7 Attentions Coin Sorting, that’s what you want to get hold of and apply to your OCD habits, and it starts with Rule #1 for Lincoln Memorials:
There is no reason to collect any less-than-perfect Lincoln Memorial coin.
Now, granted, that doesn’t include the special cases and all them there fancy mint errors, but it does clear up a lot of unwanted informational clutter and get us down to brass tacks, where the money is. Unless there’s a compelling reason to do so — such as a wild rainbow coloration, or an unusual mint-mark, rpm or other similar manifestation of The Goddess Numisma, just don’t take a bad coin — meaning a coin that is less than your target grade for LincMems, which is???? That’s right! If you’ve been paying attention, you’ll know that the correct answer is: GEM BU = Gem Bright Uncirculated.
Of course, “uncirculated” doesn’t mean what you think it does. Stay on the Bright Side.
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“You suck at life, and you’re stupid, too…” If you’re in a spiritual community, you wouldn’t expect to hear such ball-shredding criticisms from other students, unless it happens in a darshan hall or some other public or semi-public place to air interpersonal grievances. In private, such comments only serve to widen the gap and make team efforts impossible. Negative, so-called “constructive comments”, when executed between two people in a lonely hallway, classify as “ball-shredders” and should be passed only in a group situation. The kind of people who shred balls to make themselves righteous and cool tend to have enormous problems of their own, and like to find wrongness around them to excuse their own overburden of mental/emotional shit. I tried to find another word to fit there, but nothing came to mind. Anyhow, they’ll probably come up with something like “…But that’s not precisely exactly what I said…there’s a semicolon missing!!!” Tell them if they have anything to say, save it for a group meeting, where there are plenty of witnesses and help to resolve differences or find some way to blend the two opposing forces into a common ground — at least a truce???
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Did something really, really bad happen to you? something so despicable, so raw, so rotten, so foul that you’d do anything to go back in time and re-arrange your life so it didn’t happen. That isn’t possible, but there is an alternative that could lead to less pain on the subject. Deletion. What it means is that the event in question never happened, at least in this particular Life Stream. It puts distance between you and it, distance your deep psyche might appreciate. You will be asked if you really want to delete the event. When you indicate “yes” to the prompt, the movement will be toward a reality in which the event did not occur. WARNING: sometimes other, perhaps quite different, effects occur as a result of the event never having happened. Do be careful with this application of the Quantum Effect, but some events all of us really would have been better off without.
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You’ve got a troubling memory, lingering in the back of your mind? If it’s the typical Bad-Mem, it’ll be something like a Song Hook. Oh, you don’t know what a Hook is in the music biz? I’ll explain: the reason you listen to a song over and over is to make the Hook Go Away. But it doesn’t, does it? There’s only one way to get rid of something, truly once and for all, to make it go away and stay away, and that’s to Banish It. That’s the function of the Banish Orb. To Make It Go Away Forever. You’ll be prompted, “Are You Sure?”, because it is a permanent erase. You might not even remember why you used the Banishing Orb.
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Yeah, detox — Purify, Cleanse, Expunge, Flush and Irradiate. What that means is to shred the target, such as “Anger”, with repeated bombardments of intense Bardo Radiations — yellow, red, blue, green, violet and other, more subtle vibrations in the visible light spectrum, and many more in higher and lower spectra. Sound frequencies are tapped for resonance effects, to make ELF (Extreme Low Frequency) standing waves, which translate into energy-release and reduced composite waves. In addition, add a touch of Guru’s Grace, a dash of peppery Parallel Universe, just a smidgen of humor to make things go better, and as a topping, a blast of Voidness at the end. It’s fun and effective — you’ll feel it as it’s happening — and that’s a guarantee. Totally immersive environment and stunning graphics make this my rave fave. I’m working day and night, on a variety of vital DETOX Karma Wash levels just for you!
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Anger Management, hell, give me Absence of Anger anytime, and with the Anger Karma Wash, with its Anger-Dissolving Radiations, Extra Buffer Wheels, Hot Flash Zapper Sprays, and (at no extra charge) our Super Special Jet Wax Finish, you should feel better in no time flat! It’s in testing now, should be ready sometime this afternoon or tonight. Anger is a direct result of Karma, so a Karma Reduction is definitely in order if you’re in Anger right now.
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I’ve often said it; “Going through the Bardo Cleansing Process is like going through a car wash. And now we have it. Gorby’s Karma Wash. Takes only three minutes to run through it, and you’ll love the feeling of clean-ness that comes with it. I’ll have it ready for download in a few hours, with any luck.
That’s the one I’m working on this morning. A seance with Princess Diana! Think of it! There you are, face-to-face with the amazing, astounding super-celebrity of All Time, Princess Diana, moon goddess, formidable huntress and most beautiful blue-eyed blond-haired daughter of Jupiter and Latona, born on the island of Delos, same as me, back in the day. Her twin brother Apollo already has a clientele of his own in my Oracle Class Orbs. A midwife named Egeria and a woodcutter named Virbius helped her out when she went into business with the very first Free Womens’ Clinic of the Moon back in the day. Diana, along with her two “maiden” sisters Minerva and Vesta, swore never to marry. Of course, this didn’t prohibit fooling around once in a while. Diana is often painted as a naked huntress or a royal personage on a shopping spree, but she claims it’s her head plopped onto someone else’s body in a sort of Renaissance version of Adobe Photoshop. Go figure.
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