Run For The Hills!!!

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Resist the impulse to join in the violence. Remain calm, steady and peaceful.

Run for the hills? Not quite yet. We have yet to hear from the majority, which up until now has been notably silent, docile and willing to take it on the chin, but apparently, that’s about to change, with Resistance Demonstrations all over the United Snakes, and all over the planet, decrying the madness of Trump.

In my world, “Trump” is a scary and funny rubber kids’ Halloween mask, and part of the common phrase, “Trump You!”. Frankly, I don’t care, do you???

Like I’ve said billions of times before, that’s just local politics, in which off-worlders never get involved, both by ethical law and by personal experience.

So while the Athenians and the Spartans are battling it out, grunting and sweating in the baking sun and sand of the senate floor, let’s make a buck.

Sounds cynical? No, what sounds, and is, cynical is the bull-puckey coming from the Snake Party writhing around on the floor of the Senate, and the robotic applause for Trump that comes from the stink-hole of the House of Reprehensibles.

I used to think of Congress as “not a bad sort, not actually criminal”, but now I’m not so sure. The thing is, they’re now yanking us poor and minority folks around for their amusement and personal gain, when they steal our social security funds and our retirement funds and our medical benefits all for the sake of their personal enrichment, and then trample on all our American values and freedoms and then deny non-white Christians their vote, and destroy the democracy from the top down, heck-darn, that’s when I say “enough is enough”, whatever that means.

I can’t and won’t be driven into violent action, yet I’m obligated to protect my family and home, am I not?

But I have no voice, no power, no bully-pulpit and no money with which to fight, and I’m unable and unwilling to use a weapon of any kind, with the singular exception of comedy — so what can I really do to protect myself and my family from Trump and his Minions?

What can I do to stop the constant chatter of “Trump, Trump, Trump”??? Continue reading →

Don’t Dare Leave Home Without It

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Counter-Clash Rodney Quarter is Not For Sale at ANY Price, but a Lucky Rodney Ammy is made using this ultra rare coin.

Above is my counter-clash Rodney quarter slabbed up and graded AU-53 by PCGS, a third-party authentication and assessment.

The more rare a thing is, the luckier it is — defying the odds is what it’s all about — the numbers game, statistics, game theory, quantum entanglement and more, all these subjects are now becoming thematic in the world of science.

Yesterday’s Magic is Today’s Science. One person’s magic is another person’s technology. The technology of luck is related to the science of statistics, combination & permutation, and I’ve got the totally improbable “Lucky Finds” to prove it.

But I don’t have to prove anything. You can prove it to yourself. Get one of my Lucky Rodney Ammies, and wear it around a while, just a couple of days.

If you don’t FEEL the Luck, if you are in any way disappointed — you won’t be — just send it back and I’ll refund your money which, with my luck, I don’t need. Continue reading →

Health is a Luck Issue

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If you don’t already know that Health is a Luck Issue, you’re probably waist-deep in the Big Muddy — you need to get some wisdom, and fast. The stone cold fact is that, without LUCK, the Best Medicine in the World won’t cure.

Ask any real healer. Without LUCK, nothing works.

If you’re a gambler, you know about luck, and you certainly know by now that luck happens in streaks, called “lucky streaks”. Everyone who has ever been to a casino in Vegas knows that luck happens in streaks, but the secret is to work your bank accordingly, which is called “Money Management”.

Without good money management, the best luck in the world will not help you. Don’t play the cards. Play the money. Pull back when the lucky streak breaks, go back in when it hits again.

It’s a bit like maneuvering a kayak down the rapids without wrapping it around the nearest rock, and it’s exhausting if performed for very long, which is why dealers, stickmen, shift supervisors and pit bosses have to take frequent breaks.

It’s tiring to USE the attention, and the more directed and focused it is, the more exhausting it is to keep up the pressure to the fullest possible degree, but that is what you have to do as a lucky person — keep riding the crest of the wave.

Get the best there is — you’ll never regret it. Don’t waste your money on junk. As my friend Joel Malter advised his coin buyers, “There’s always a market for the best, but no market anytime for junk.”.

Junk you have to push out the door. Quality sells itself. My Lucky Rodney is the luckiest coin you will ever buy or your money back.

How can I say that? Heck-darn, I got several million dollar coins here that says I’m feeling confident. Like I said, total satisfaction or your money back.

You’ve never been so lucky.

I don’t care how lucky you are already — my Lucky Rodney will make you even luckier. Send one to a friend who is down on their luck, and DON’T TELL THEM WHAT IT IS. Watch the amazing results!

The Lucky Rodney is a NORMAL 1999-P Delaware U.S. Quarter Dollar that is related BY TOUCH to my Million Dollar Caesar Rodney Quarter, which is NOT for sale and never will be for sale. I touch each Lucky Rodney to my Caesar Rodney Quarter, and hopefully the luck will rub off on you, as it has on thousands of others.

Caesar Rodney rode on horseback for 80 miles one stormy night to arrive just in time to cast the deciding vote and add his signature to the Declaration of Independence. His was the Deciding Vote. If not for his ride, there would be no United States today. Besides the historical significance of this coin, the one I found defied the odds by billions to one.

That coin is never for sale, but it CAN hopefully generate luck for you. The luck rubs off onto the coin that you receive, when your “Lucky Rodney” coin is touched to the Master “Luckiest Rodney” Coin — arguably the rarest modern coin ever discovered — which is under my protection, and is properly enshrined, and protected from harm.

If you’re going to give in to superstition anyway, by buying and wearing or carrying a Lucky Charm, Lucky Fetish, Lucky Amulet, Lucky Talisman or Lucky Relic like a rabbit’s foot, you might as well get the best there is, the Lucky Rodney, generated from the original Lucky Rodney by Direct Touch.

The Touch Ceremony

When your Lucky Rodney is touched to the Master Lucky Rodney, both a psychic effect and a quantum physics effect are launched, creating an “As-If-Entanglement”, commonly called a “binding”, following a fumigation and incantation.

The incantation is merely sound that promotes the binding effect and signals the start of “Luck Magnet” activity in that specific “Lucky Rodney” that was ennobled by the Touch Ceremony.

Luck cures all ills — everything from homelessness to poverty, hunger, fear, weakness, dread, victimization and more — absolutely everything, EVERYTHING, responds to luck, go get lucky.

A rare coin is a lucky coin. Get your Lucky Rodney now and start your lucky streak today! Nobody else has the Luckiest Rodney — there is only one source. Get your Lucky Rodney today!

Good Fortune Will Smile Upon You.

See You At The Top!!!

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“Luckiest Amulet in the World”

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Would you like to own a copy of the Luckiest Coin Amulet in the World? Here’s how it works:

I send you a 1999-P Lucky Rodney Quarter in Bright Uncirculated condition.

Your 1999-P BU Lucky Rodney Quarter is TOUCHED to the Master Rodney Error Coin in its PCGS Slab Container.

Your coin is similar to the Master Coin, but it is not an Error Coin. It is a high grade NORMAL version of the 1999-P Delaware State Quarter with Caesar Rodney on the Reverse.

When I touch your NORMAL NON-ERROR coin to the Acrylic Slab containing The Master Rodney Counter-Clash Mint-Error Ultra-Rare Quarter, it causes the “Luck” to rub off onto your similar coin, like stroking a needle with a magnet.

You can try this experiment. Place the magnetized needle on a cork coaster, and watch it turn and float in the water, where it will come to rest, and accurately point both North and South, just like any other compass.

Maybe it’s time for YOU to find your own Million-Dollar Coin, while wearing your new Lucky Rodney Amulet! Continue reading →

Luckiest Coin In The World

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I found the Luckiest Coin in the World, and some of that luck could rub off on you. Here’s how YOU can beat the odds!

E.J. Gold with the Luckiest Coin in the World, “The Rodney Quarter” in PCGS Slab.

This coin couldn’t possibly have dropped, but it did. It’s a Counter-Clash, something that doesn’t tend to happen more than once or twice, due to the nature of the mint error, and if someone wants it badly enough, they’ll pay $1 Million Dollars for it.

I have the ONLY one that could possibly EVER be for sale — the other one is already in a museum. In a sense, I’ve “cornered” the market on this particular coin, the rarest modern U.S. Quarter Dollar ever found. Continue reading →

Coin Clubbing

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What’s the specific difference between “Coin Collecting” and “Coin Hunting”? Why would you even be interested in that? What’s in it for you? How does it help YOU win?

Jeez, hold on a second, that’s too many questions all at once. Let’s take ’em one at a time.

The specific difference between “Coin Collecting” and “Coin Hunting” is that collecting can come from a variety of sources — you can buy a coin, trade a coin, that’s collecting — you aren’t really “finding” anything, and what you’re buying or trading for has already been put to a premium price — it’s no longer a “find” but an “acquisition”.

If you want the Magic to work, if you want to trigger off a Lucky Streak — Luck ALWAYS happens in streaks — when you sit down with hundreds or thousands of coins and deliberately inspect them one by one, flipping to see both sides AND the rim, that’s what’s called “Hunting”, and it’s just like hunting anything else.

You’ve got to be quiet, gotta sneak up on the game, freeze in place, breath softly and gently, vanish into camouflage, and WATCH and LISTEN and be ready for anything, even for your game to suddenly appear behind you, charging you head down and bent for glory.

That’s when you FEEL the hunt, and you’ll feel the COIN hunt every bit as much, if you play the game right — I just bagged the coin-hunting equivalent of a rhino, and I’m after a T-Rex.

I’d like to tell you that you’ll get rich quick playing this game, but I don’t think you’d believe me, even though it could easily become true. Okay, I WILL tell you, at risk of being thought of as overly optimistic — YOU CAN WIN! There, I said it, and it’s true. You CAN win, but ONLY IF YOU TRY.

If you don’t even try, you GUARANTEE failure. If you try, you WILL succeed at some point. If you don’t hit right away, you can join the Coinology Coin Club and get some help striking it rich.

What’s the Payoff? What’s the Price?

Continue reading →

Best Deal Ever!!!

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First of all, let me inform you about a few important coin facts you might not know. Number one on the list is the growing popularity of State Quarters, which in fact includes Territories, State and Federal Parks and scenics from the series, “America the Beautiful”, which with the EPA totally gone, will be the only things left from that era of natural beauty which was the now-destroyed Obama Legacy.

Gosh, I’m waxing eloquent on the subject of local politics again, but it’s not politically motivated — I’m merely trying to establish the future scarcity of anything resembling natural beauty, and that includes U.S. Quarter Dollars prior to the Rule of Trump.

You might not know what’s coming, but I do, and it doesn’t include ANYTHING that wasn’t made in honor of Trump, and that means ALL currency that doesn’t have HIS picture on it.

Like I said, I’ve seen this a billion times before, and it never gets old, haw, haw haw!!!

Joking aside, this is a great chance to make a BUNDLE, enough to establish a getaway outside the United States, and the Bugout Pack that enables YOU to get to your safe harbor.

I’m looking into a Safe Harbor somewhere close to here, but always with the expectation that we might be forced to leave the continent, should Canada and Mexico fall prey to someone’s sense of destiny. Continue reading →

Make Yourself Luckier

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Create some luck in yourself, then make yourself luckier. The point is, why stop there? Why not make yourself still luckier, and keep on doing that luck thing right through the roof?

There’s no limit to the luckiness, provided you share it. If you have sharing problems, you’ll undoubtedly try to keep it for yourself, and you might abuse your gift, in which case, you never quite get it, and we’re all just a bit better off because of it.

“Joy Luck” is a shared lucky streak that benefits everyone, not just one person, or one family or one neighborhood.

Cooperation is the key, competition is the lockout. People are not built to be naturally cooperative. Like all jungle animals, they tend to compete.

In the Human and Brute Worlds, conflict is everywhere.

It’s possible to live in a place where cooperation replaces conflict, but it’s always in danger of being overrun by Neanderthalic Forces. Continue reading →

Change Your Luck Today!

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How can you change your luck right now, today?

That’s probably the best question you will ever ask yourself, and the answer is both simple and easy — win a million bucks at the lottery.

Problem is, the lottery costs money if you don’t win. Eventually, it grinds you down to your last buck, and that’s when you realize you should have been playing the FREE lottery run by the U.S. Government every time someone at the Denver, Philadelphia or San Francisco Mint makes a mistake.

Mistakes everywhere else are just plain old mistakes, but when it happens at the U.S. Mint, you get a Mint Error, and that means money in the bank for collectors and coin hunters, such as YOU.

Yes, you. Continue reading →

Too Funny For Words

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Want a simple solution to Donald Trump? I’ll tell you what you can do to stop that devious maniac from destroying our great country –DON’T FIGHT HIM.

Just Laugh. And keep on laughing. And laughing.

Laugh at him, get others to laugh at him, to keep on laughing, unstoppably, purposefully and unrelentingly, keep laughing, and laughing, and laughing.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Keep laughing, laugh at him whether he’s there in person or not, but especially if he IS there in person, and KEEP ON LAUGHING. Don’t stop. Don’t let up, and don’t get down-energy, don’t give up, don’t stop no matter what anyone does, keep laughing as they take you down.

Laugh at him everywhere, make fun of him everywhere and in every possible way. Make him a face-mask at Halloween, a comic character in a novel or musical, a creature of ridicule.

It’s happened before and humor will eventually be his downfall. He carries within himself the seeds of self-destruction.

He can’t stand to be humiliated. Continue reading →