Lucinda Chandler on a Swing 1959 — photo with prewar Leica iii-c by ej gold
I got sunshine on a Sunday afternoon, and that’s why I’m groovin’, get it? Sigh. Mebbe it’s been too many years since the Summer of Love. Enough about the Summer of Love, take my wife, please. Let’s talk about groovin’ as a basic technique for changing your life.
In testing at this very moment is “Burnout”. We all know it very well; you’re a mystery writer, and you can’t stare another murder in the face. You’re an accountant and the sight of a number in a stack of gas station prices sends you into overwhelm. You’re a mom, and the thought of getting up from the couch where you’re slumped in total exhaustion is so impossible, you just sit and stare. Burnout. At home, you can deal with it or not. At work, you have to deal with it or lose your job. Got Burnout? Try Burnout, you’ll like it. Energized and revitalized, you’ll go back to work and like it.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby
You can put a lot of swag into your window-dressing and say that Spirit only addresses Spirit, that nothing can be or should be done about one’s personal life. I say that’s total Urban Legend. Nobody of any great spiritual stature of any kind ever said anything like that. In spite of tales of starving holy men, it’s not necessary to punish your body to feed the spirit. There is a median path, the Prosperity Path. Get exactly what you need to fulfill your life and earn the skills and knowledge to take on the higher responsibilities that come with spiritual evolution; you need no more, and I can prove it to you. You needed no more than you had to get where you are now. QED.
With that in mind — On the Drawing Board for this week at the Orb Factory:
I use color & radiation in the Orbs. Sure, if you’re thinking of Spiritual Therapy, you’d be right in calling Prosperity Path a Color Therapy System…sort of. Well, “sort of”, because it’s not exactly color. Color is…it’s…um…well, color is local. It’s what the item isn’t, vibrationally speaking. The way color works is that it’s the resultant reflection of every color except what the item isn’t, so naturally it looks as if it is. See? It’s all very simple, even a four-year old can understand it. Unfortunately, adults have a problem with color and radiation, so it’s harder to explain. Lemme take another run at it:
Human Rebirth — yes, it’s an issue. You don’t want to slip down into animal rebirths, but you might if you don’t take immediate and powerful steps to avoid it. Human Rebirth is far better than animal rebirth, and it’s only a 99 cent download fee to “Payloads”. Normally, if you attend a Black, Yellow, Blue or Red Hat Ceremony for the same purpose, it’s a whalloping $35 initiation fee, and you have to sit in a crowd of several thousand to get the million-dollar discount. Human Rebirth Insurance offers one the opportunity to work out In-Game Personal and Team Karma, to do work for others, and to perform higher orders of tasks and good works within the Scope of The Great Work, but don’t take my word for it, check it out with your local gurus, then download “Human Rebirth”. Life as a Dog? Who needs a biscuit? Human Rebirth Insurance is 100% Guaranteed! Present the Orb in your Next Life for your very own complimentary Free Download of “My Rebirth Sucked”, if unsatisfied with results. If it really sucked, and you end up as a dog, you get a lifetime supply of Alpo.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby
Come Fly With Me! I’ll be your Personal Astral Flight Training Coach all along the way. We’ll first practice getting out of the organic body and into the Body of Flight; we’ll also train ourselves to properly prepare ourselves for the oobe experience and arming ourselves with a reasonable level of protection before venturing Out There without an organic body to keep us warm and to give us the illusion of feeling generally somewhat safe. Out There, it’s very different, so you’ll need an Ammy, an ABD, a Matrix, a SuperBeacon and of course, your trusty wand and wizard’s hat. Then, we’re off into the Wild Blue Yonder with my latest Personal Training creation. Destination? UNKNOWN. Each Astral Orb has its very own fascinating blend of reality and illusion. Release date: You’ll find it in the produce section of your local grocery store or on the urthgame downloads page when the Release Version has been fully tested & rigged for install.
See You At The Top!!! — gorby
In newspaper parlance, “Stop da Presses!!!” means that the reporter is running to his or her desk with a “scooop” — a news story that no other newspaper has got hold of yet. Well, that’s what this is. I’ll leave it to your imagination; dark, dank, cool subway tunnels with Old Gorby at your side, giving you kind, helpful instructions, such as “Watch it, meathead!” and “Is typing on a keyboard Kryptonite to your species???” and “Move it, Maggot, I haven’t got all darn day!!!”. Gives ya the willies to hear them drill sergeant commands, eh? “Gimme ten on the floor, mister!” There’s much more to this story…
What is a Life Coach, exactly? What do they do? Are they certificated? (Certified means you’re crazy). Answers coming up presently…
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I’ll see you tomorrow, tomorrow is a brand-new day…and one that will shine with good stuff, because we’ll be exploring The World of the Prosperity Coach. Starting promptly at 6:30 a.m. California Time, we’ll be on camera with an actual Prosperity Run, and you’ll be able to watch how the coach works in a variety of situations, if all goes well. It’s broadcast LIVE, so what you see is what you get!!! See You At The Top!!! — gorby
Well, it’s time to unveil my plans for UrthGame, the next level up from Prosperity Path. The Levels are intended to function as Level 2 of the Prosperity Path. UrthGame Levels are definitely ideal Coaches and Guides. I’m currently working on the first 3 levels for the beginning of the UrthGame Matrix; there’s a Coaching Report Form which I’ll be working to complete, and I’ll keep you informed as it goes along. I’m anywhere from a few days to a few weeks away from release of the first UrthGame Levels, if that helps any. You’re welcome to discuss UrthGame on the Forum — those who know about it should tell those who don’t. I’ll post more on this exciting development in the next few days.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby