Neophyte Ariadne Finkelstein consulting my longtime friend, Thoth the Ancient Egyptian Oracle, at Cosmo Street — the Orb’s name? “Thoth”, as you’ expect. Wake up, maggott!!!
Continuing the list of orbs ready to roll for your Labor Day Convention & Credential Workshop:
Here is a list of Oracle Class orbs I have finished, ready for the weekend convention & workshop — don’t forget that this is how you can get your Prosperity Path Coach Certification!!! Everyone who attends will be a certified coach on Monday; we’ll have a cert ceremony at that time, and your certificate will be ready and shown on camera whether you’re attending in person or online!!!
Who is Xipe-Totec, you ask? Sure, he’s the God of Thunder, demi-god of this and that, but forget about all that stuff; it’s just how he makes his living. What really counts is that he’s my best buddy from the Old Days back in the Southwest of Nirvana, when men were men and sheep were nervous. We used to knock around; he played a mean, fast-paced stickball and stoop-ball, and he won every bottle-top derby ever run. He was a sidewalk champion, and that’s saying a lot. The six-gun packed a whallop and it could hit a fried bean at fifty paces, but most gun battles were at close range, anywhere from belly-to-belly all the up to an average of four feet apart.
I hope this clears up some questions you’ve been having about western gunfights in the territories. See You At The Top!!!
gorby
Come Fly With Me! I’ll be your Personal Astral Flight Training Coach all along the way. We’ll first practice getting out of the organic body and into the Body of Flight; we’ll also train ourselves to properly prepare ourselves for the oobe experience and arming ourselves with a reasonable level of protection before venturing Out There without an organic body to keep us warm and to give us the illusion of feeling generally somewhat safe. Out There, it’s very different, so you’ll need an Ammy, an ABD, a Matrix, a SuperBeacon and of course, your trusty wand and wizard’s hat. Then, we’re off into the Wild Blue Yonder with my latest Personal Training creation. Destination? UNKNOWN. Each Astral Orb has its very own fascinating blend of reality and illusion. Release date: You’ll find it in the produce section of your local grocery store or on the urthgame downloads page when the Release Version has been fully tested & rigged for install.
See You At The Top!!! — gorby
In newspaper parlance, “Stop da Presses!!!” means that the reporter is running to his or her desk with a “scooop” — a news story that no other newspaper has got hold of yet. Well, that’s what this is. I’ll leave it to your imagination; dark, dank, cool subway tunnels with Old Gorby at your side, giving you kind, helpful instructions, such as “Watch it, meathead!” and “Is typing on a keyboard Kryptonite to your species???” and “Move it, Maggot, I haven’t got all darn day!!!”. Gives ya the willies to hear them drill sergeant commands, eh? “Gimme ten on the floor, mister!” There’s much more to this story…
http://youtu.be/OJ-_gTrVIY8
Finally. I’ve been working on this little beauty for quite a while — about 35 years has gone into it at the moment. I’m working on a full-bore Bardo Temple, with 7 giant halls, each with a rotunda and seven chambers with all your Bardo Buddies, like the Horse-Faced Girl and the Blue Round-Eyed Buzbug. Oh, yeah, they’re in there waiting for you. Only thing, there’s nothing in there that’s gonna harm you, mess you up, jump on you, drop on you from the ceiling, shoot you from a distance…nothing like that is going to happen. You can’t drown in the water or crisp yourself into bacon by plummeting into the hot lava. No level of violence at all. Sounds like a loser videogame without violence, eh? Wrong. You wait to see how many folks welcome a game that actually works to free them from organic slavery!
See You At The Top!!!
gorby
http://youtu.be/R4MlOhSJzWU
BardoMania Is Here At Last. The fulfillment of my visionary dreams so many years ago, long before computers existed. Now, at last, you can experience First-Person what I had envisioned as a training environment for you to learn how to maneuver in the Afterlife and other-worldly alternate universes.
I think I have in my hands what might be the Ultimate Immersive Death, Rebirth, Afterlife, Alternative Universes and Alien Dimensions of Otherness Experience of Your Lifetime, all for the price of a cup of coffee and a donut!!!
Here’s what I know so far:
Whether you’re out for a casual stroll, hiking in the woods or walking your dog at midnight down a dark and sinister alley, ninja skills can come in really handy. Here’s a basic skills rundown test you can take…
Everyone wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die first. Here are a few visions of what it’s like day-to-day in the Big Place. Don’t forget that the real question of how well you did with the life you were given within which to do your Work will come the day after you die; “How well did I do with what I had to work with???” — if you did your Work, you’ll be happy with the answer. Everyone has their own opinion of Daily Life in Heaven. I’ll give you mine at the end of this blog.
Notice the people walking by from right to left on the stairs behind the girls. Note the sounds of monkey-chatter all around. Note the feeling that you’re attending your own wake. That’s the feeling that this scene should evoke in you.
And another thing … How would you like to perform under these circumstances??? These kids are worth a lot more and deserve a lot better!