He’s All About His Base – Randy Rainbow Parody Song

Chords: G, Am, D

• Because you know he’s all about his base
• ‘Bout his base, no feelings,
• He’s all about his base, and his own self-dealings
• He’s all about his base, ’bout his base, appealing
• To only just his base, just his base.
• Yeah, it’s pretty clear
• Who this schmuck is talking to,
• And I can guarantee
• It’s not to me or you.
• Whatever happens, he’s got just one response,
• He says what they think to get what he wants.
• Why, he’s still talkin’, talkin’ about all them travel bans,
• I know it’s hard to fathom,
• But he’s still got lots of fans.
• If you ain’t never seen one, connect the dots,
• Because they’re mostly white supremacists
• And Russian Twitter bots.
• You know Obama he told me he loved me no matter what,
• Abraham Lincoln he taught me don’t settle for what you got.
• And JFK said don’t ask what your country can do for you,
• But Donald Trump says whatever the hell his base wants him to.

Why?

• Because you know he’s all about his base, and it’s unproductive,
• He’s all about his base, and it’s real destructive,
• He’s all about his base, and it’s um, reductive,
• He’s all about his base, ’bout his base.
• He’s bringing stupid back,He’s an unmanageable maniac,
• He likes the dummies who don’t give him flak,
• ‘Cause they’re the base, and they’ll believe whatever comes out of
• That shithole on his face.
• Michelle Obama said that when they go low that’s when we go high,
• But if I get any higher, I’m scared I might touch the sky.
• And while he’s quick to take credit for fixing the stuff he broke,
• You know that most of the country still thinks he’s a great big joke.

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