Drop Another Protest Song

Yeah, the thing is, you wake up and realize that nothing you can do will change the situation, it is what it is, and if you know, you know.

It’s monday morning, near as I can tell. been thinking what could we do today? one thing for sure, no matter what we do, the big guys in government will have their way over us and everyone we know. what can we do, but sing protest songs? Continue reading

Purloined Letters

Jasper Johns Zero Through Nine RARE 9″x12″ Version, valued at $45,000.00.

When you look at the Jasper Johns litho above, it doesn’t look like much, but if you brought that back into Sotheby’s Auction House, where I bought it thirty years ago, they’d go nuts trying to get you to list it with them, because it’s really really rare and desirable.

When you think of wealth, don’t think of “money” or “cash” as wealth. Those hundred dollar bills that you now spend the way we used to spend ten dollar bills, could very well be utterly worthless with no recourse, if the government suddenly switches the economy over to Bitcoins or Trump meme coins, and declares your hundred dollar bills worthless. Continue reading

In Plain Sight

Dmitri Karamazov got me this far in juggling at our convention.

Disguising & Concealing Wealth

Disguising money — make it look like nothing important enough to steal. also intended to get big wealth past keen-eyed and highly suspicious border guards and other obstacles, such as tariffs and gangs and street stickup men  — in fact, anyone who would take it away from you if they knew it had value. This single idea is the key to my wealth-protecting program, meant to help folks like you.
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Friendliest Book Shop Ever

Welcome to the Friendliest Book Shop Ever!

Step into a world of literary treasures, where books aren’t just objects—they’re doorways to adventure, knowledge, and discovery. We specialize in rare and antiquarian books, art and science volumes, and a massive sci-fi collection that spans classic works to obscure gems.

Whether you’re a collector hunting for a lost edition, an art lover searching for inspiration, or a sci-fi fan looking for your next intergalactic escape, we’ve got something for you. Every book we offer is carefully selected, and many are one-of-a-kind finds—so grab them while they last! Continue reading

Federal Freeze Blues

So let’s talk a little more about the idea of YOU becoming a book dealer… it sounds simple and it ought to be simple, but it’s not exactly simple.

Books on our website? No problem. You can copy/paste any of those images in your online ads, plus copy/paste the description and details.

Whatever the book price turns out to be — and they are all quite different based on printing costs and other variables like page-count and illustrations — you as a dealer get 40% and sometimes a bit more.

The thing is, you’ll sell a lot more books a lot more often than you’ll sell harmonicas or real estate. Continue reading

JFK, RFK & MLK TRUTH!

I had several thoughts, one of which was, if we can rule out all the obvious reasons ufos are here, what’s left that we may have missed about their intentions and purpose?

If we toss out the “obvious” reasons—scientific observation, resource gathering, intergalactic tourism—then we’re left with the weird, the abstract, and the beautifully bizarre. Let me throw some unconventional possibilities on the grill for you: Continue reading

Chaos, Take the Wheel!

Welcome to the Daily Random Song Oracle—a wild, uncharted adventure into the heart of chaos, where many minds collide, to create one harmonious, hilarious, and possibly prophetic masterpiece.

Every day, we gather as seekers of the absurd and the profound. Each participant contributes a single, solitary phrase—a fragment of thought, a glimmer of imagination, a whisper from the void. Then, in a synchronized act of glorious chaos, thirty buttons are pressed at once, and out comes… well, something.

This isn’t just a song. It’s not just random. It’s a message—a glimpse into the cosmic soup of collective intention and accidental genius and a direct glimpse into the Akashic Records.

What will today’s song reveal? Will it be a love ballad to a pair of lost socks? A hymn to cosmic jellyfish? Or the accidental prophecy that changes the course of your day? No one knows, until the button is pushed and the chaos begins. Continue reading

Mongo Pongo

The Art of Strategic Vagueness in Songwriting

 “Say Nothing Specific, Mean Nothing you Say, and Stay as Safe as you Can.”

In a world where words can inspire, provoke, or inadvertently ignite outrage internet or otherwise, the art of strategic vagueness in songwriting isn’t just a skill—it’s a necessity.

By saying just enough to evoke curiosity while keeping your metaphorical cards close to your chest, you can keep listeners guessing and critics at bay.

Think of it as the lyrical equivalent of a magician’s sleight of hand: you want the audience to feel like they’ve seen the trick, but in the end, show them that they’ve not quite figured out how it was really done. See Penn & Teller for examples of this style of magic. Continue reading