I typically wear a Quantum Witch in a fancy bezel, with a fairly heavy chain for my promo photo, my primary is of me wearing an ammy, just as you see it here. This is the kind of folksy casual photo I might put up, and in fact, it’s the one I use.
Notably, I don’t show a closeup of the amulet I’m selling. It’s about the amulet being handmade by me, with a guarantee that this is an authentic E.J. Gold Amulet, and that it comes with a COA stating that fact, and this single shot of me wearing an ammy as the front piece.
I don’t want to show the amulet up close at all, for a thousand reasons, all of which have to do with knockoffs, which have happened, and with harassment from the listing sites. When the customer sees me on the cover, as it were, it’s “branded” and guaranteed genuine.
Also, I don’t have to change the photo every time I’m forced to change my components, as they run out of stock worldwide. There’s not much call for crystal radios these days.
So what about the description and attributes and all that stuff? Simple, just direct them to yoyodyneindustries or brane-power, where they can see and compare many different ammies, and get an idea of user satisfaction, with thousands of letters of praise and thanks.
Here’s a Typical Heading I use for a listing:
Love Power Crystal Quantum Radio Amulet handmade by E.J. Gold
Here’s a Basic Sales Pitch for my CQRs:
If you want to really turn the world on, try selling Crystal Quantum Amulets. Here’s one sales pitch you could use on eBay or Etsy to attract buyers. Continue reading →