Yep, that’s what I said — you heard me correctly. And if people played fair, there’d be no need for a Great Flood or the impact from a somewhat modestly-sized six-mile wide asteroid, but they don’t play fair. Continue reading →

I thought this song was clever… was I right? Continue reading →

You’ll note that the guilty verdict had quite the opposite effect. Stay tuned for even more absurdity.

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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Demolition derby at Riverside Raceway! See cars explode, spectators blown to bits and everybody trampled under the weight of crashed cars! Continue reading →

Yes, it’s definitely shopping day for these two sisters in London, checking out the finer things in life. Continue reading →

So here we are again on a Fry-day morning — fries are served here for breakfast every Fry-day, and today is no exception.

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That’s right. Forever Amber. What I mean is, I collected a small amount of very large 1200 year old Medieval “round wheel” Butterscotch Amber beads quite a number of years ago. Amber is the absolute best for magical items, particularly as it relates to healing and forseeing into the future or reading the Akashic records. Continue reading →

So here we peons sit, waiting for the Gods’ response to Trump once again, deciding our fates by the whim of our leaders.

It’s a bad deal no matter how you look at it — being a peasant hath no charm. But put your shoulder to the wheel, your nose to the grindstone and your back to the wind. Now try to work in that position. Continue reading →

Cigar, cigarette and pipe lighters were a real art and they were truly marvels of engineering and tobacco science. Continue reading →

It’s true — the world is coming to an end, beginning with the complete absence of elections, even unfair ones — so you might as well resign yourself to the fact that all those placard-carriers have been right all along. The End IS Nigh.

So don’t sign any long-term contracts. Continue reading →