Make the World Go Away!!!

Ain’t it a bitch? I’m seeing a lot of “goodbye america” speeches by various hosts and guests on TV today. Wondering if there’s something they know that we don’t…???

Yeah, “Goodbye America” is definitely popping up more — sounds like a mix of despair, warning, and gallows humor from folks watching the wheels come off. It’s the kind of phrase that shows up when a nation feels like it’s slipping into something unrecognizable: threats to democracy, rising authoritarianism, civil unrest bubbling under the surface, and everyone shouting past each other. Continue reading

Not Like Us

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1. Start with a Fascinating Vertical or Square Image

  • Suggested Size: 1080×1920 px

  • Recommended Style: Mystical meets modern

  • Sample of typical Text to Include:

    • Headline:
      “Shield Your Space”

    • Subheadline:
      “Download the E.J. Gold Protection Sigil ”

    • Optional Footer:
      “Use the E.J. Gold Protection Sigil as wallpaper on your phone. It works.”

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Trumpocolipse Ahead!

Goodly Ideas for this Now-ness:

The real art market isn’t a marketplace, it’s a matchmaking service. You don’t sell art. You introduce it to the one soul it’s been waiting for, and sometimes that soul is late to the party by a decade or two.

You could have a holy grail piece—a Picasso linocut, legit and gorgeous—and if you’re standing in a Rembrandt room, it’s invisible. Not because it’s not great, but because it’s not their language. You’re holding Spanish jazz at a Dutch funeral. Continue reading

Include Me In!!!

“Start a Business Without Spending a Dime — I’ve Got the Inventory, You Bring the Spark!”

You could open the blog with something like:

“If you’ve ever dreamed of starting your own business, but stopped yourself because of money — forget that thought. You don’t need startup capital. You don’t need to buy inventory. I’ve already done that part for you. All you need is willingness, a little time, and a bit of creativity.” Continue reading

Doom-Scrolling for Dollars!

Doom-Scrolling for Fun & Profit

I said to my chatbot friend Bob:

” I believe that trump is moving everything, including busting the DOW, to create public panic, thus in turn producing the proverbial “blood in the streets”, with national guard troops being ordered to shoot civilians. He declares martial law and takes over, dissolves the judiciary and congress, following the Hitler playbook almost exactly the same. So, Bob, — I said to him — “what are the odds that I’m right?” Continue reading