another new post

we still have the same merch, only it’s online now!

I’ll start off tonight’s lineup with “Nothing Up There”, a song about the AAP/UFO hearings in Congress yesterday. It was pretty revealing, but nothing specific was said about aliens walking among us, so for the moment, we’re safe, huh?

As I’ve mentioned before, it takes 24 hours for Suno to assemble-edit the video, so I can’t post the results here on this page, not today, I can’t. Not til tomorrow. Continue reading

I’m adding a new post

I have many tapestries for sale, on various online shops. Ask about them.

This is a new post which I have added according to the instructions on the prompt page of this wordpress application. I hope you enjoy it:

So, I understand your concerns about recent political developments, especially regarding mass deportations and potential changes to Social Security and Medicare. You are not alone in your worry — you have at least 100 million people just as apprehensive. Okay, let’s break down these issues: Continue reading

Quietly Riotly into the Darkness

i have fashion merch up all over the internet, just ask.

I’m looking forward to my songwriting nights — it’s not the live band, but we can’t do that anymore without risk, so online and suno style will have to do.

I knew a lot of songwriters back in the day — Boyce and Hart, Harry Nilsson, Randy Newman and many, many more, and they all had one thing in common — the band is the band.

If you have a live band, you’re stuck with their particular talents and styles, and that’s what comes out. You have no control, typically, over that. The band is the band. Continue reading

Life, Death, the Universe & Tip Jars

This apron, and many others like it, are offered on my merch sites like zazzle.

It’s all about the tips and the tip jars, when you’re working 14 hours a day on minimum wage and you’re serving scalding hot coffee to a table-full of wiseguy cheapskates at 3 am in the morning.

It’s tempting to have an accident with the coffee, but you don’t — you remain calm and carry on, serving the coffee without spilling a drop, and that’s exactly what you’re going to do during the “Evil Times Ahead, Please slow down to 35 MPH until the speed barriers have been crossed”.

So I figure that we’ve got a couple of months to figure out what to do with the rest of our lives before the trucks come to take us away — and I have a plan. Continue reading

Bronze-Age, Anyone?

King Kong Takes a Selfie

The main thing is to stay in your home without ever leaving it — even for a minute —  and to have enough food and water on hand to enable you and your family to survive for the next twelve years. Everything else is negotiable.

Why twelve years? I’ve told you many times before why — there’s a big chunk of meteorite heading this way, and nobody will be in a mood to cooperate enough to fight it.

You really need to read my books to get my jokes. Continue reading

Psychic Reading for Today!

We have a full set of holiday gifts here ready to ship to you!

For several years now, I have pondered the issue of psychic readings for publication, although in my books, I often will prognosticate rather freely, as is my wont. (look it up) I decided to experiment with these publishable readings — please let me know if you want more of them … although, I should know, huh? Continue reading

Art Holds Its Value

 

Van ostade original etching “Smoker at the Window” — $36,500.

Something I’ve noticed and will share with you is that with all the fluctuations of gold, silver, platinum and U.S. dollars, there’s one thing that stays on a value curve, disregarding the explosive political, economic and cultural fluctuations that inevitably occur in any administration, and that’s high-grade fine art by a recognized master. I’ll elaborate on this theme:

The Historical Data Speaks for Itself!

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In a sort of demented — meaning “formerly mented” — way, I wanted to share these videos with you, in this time of horrible dread and morbid fascination.

In short, I wanted to demonstrate with the following videos that everybody is incredibly anxious about the outcome, which we won’t know for at least a week, unless Trump’s minions come out by the millions, which I don’t think will happen.

Don’t forget, Trump is a totally stable genius, which he himself admits. Continue reading