He’s Back. I Have a Plan.

Here’s a preliminary plan for our next workshop, Feb. 15 & 16 —  this program will definitely be included, and we’ll also cover other areas, where you’ll have a chance to participate actively and maybe even have a little fun.

Sanity Survival Kit: Staying Sane in a World Gone Mad

Feeling Overwhelmed? You’re Not Alone.

The world feels more chaotic every day. The news blares nonstop crises, uncertainty looms, and anxiety steals your peace. You might feel like you’re carrying the weight of it all, struggling to stay afloat—or sane.

But what if you could find calm in the storm? What if you could turn anxiety into resilience and reclaim your inner peace, no matter what’s happening around you? Continue reading

Fart Wars Forever!!!

Fart Wars: The Epic Battle for Flatulence Supremacy

In the world of Fart Wars, the air is thick with competition and other things we won’t mention. Armed with a pack of nine devastatingly hilarious fart weapons, your avatar takes to the battlefield in a fast-paced, gut-busting fight to dominate the land.

Each weapon delivers its own unique brand of chaos, from the stealthy precision of a Silent But Deadly (SBD) to the all-encompassing devastation of the final, apocalyptic Green Cloud. Continue reading

Mars Wars & Beyond

Here are some thoughts on how we could accurately and interestingly describe “Mars Wars” to the casual reader. The fact is, we can’t. Short of experiencing the action, there is no way to get it across — maybe describe it as something like Tetris, but with guns.

MarsWars: The Red Frontier

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Dragon 3d backstory

The Kingdom of Drakelore

Long ago, the kingdom of Drakelore stood as a beacon of prosperity, its lands flourishing under the watchful eyes of the Dragonslayers, a revered order sworn to protect humanity from the winged terrors that once roamed the skies. For centuries, the order ensured peace, and the dragons, one by one, were hunted to near extinction. Generations passed, and the art of dragonslaying became little more than a distant memory, whispered in legends.

But peace is fragile, and the dragons have returned—more cunning, more dangerous, and more numerous than ever before. Continue reading

The Very Model of the Thing

 

comes in silver or gold finish, chains are handmade and optional.

Bardotown: Wear a Universe Around Your Neck

You’re not just wearing a piece of jewelry—you’re carrying an actual universe. Encased in a beautifully crafted USB pendant is Bardotown, a vibrant, living virtual world that’s more than just another virtual model. It’s a gateway to a dimension you can access at any time, and a way to work that you can get nowhere else.

The power this gives you is amazing. Continue reading

Own Some Vaporware!

I have created 13 virtual sculptures, available on signed & numbered USB card.

Can’t think what else to do with all that money? Why not invest in pixels? What I mean is, how about looking at the virtual art art market market? That’s the marketing of the market of the art, if you get my meaning.
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Non-Frivolous Games

Imagine a 3D video game that not only tests your instincts and quick decision-making and non-thinking reaction, in the heat of zombie ambushes, but it prepares you for navigating the mysteries of the Bardos. These aren’t just games—they’re training grounds for the mind and spirit. Do you have what it takes to face the ultimate challenge? Play now and sharpen your skills for any world, virtual and beyond.

There is no killing, no maiming, no blood, no guts, no gibs, no violence. You simply use one of ten different magic wands to send them away, or collapse them in heaps on the floor, depending on which of my games you’re playing. Continue reading

Step into the RetroVerse

The Fundamental Assertion or Premise:

If you’re ever going to step into the retroverse, this is the time for it. I have developed a lot — a whole lot — of what are now “retro games”, meaning that they come from the antiquarian days of doom, diablo and quake. I want to convince a group of gamers and potential gamers, from their teens to their eighties, to play my retro games, which were designed and developed over 30 years ago. We were among the first to create 3D games. So how can I persuade them that it’s for their own good and self-interests to buy and try these games? Continue reading

Fabric of the Universe by the Yard

I often did morning shows on Dickie Dawson’s “Tempo” on KHJ-TV.

So I was sitting here at my good old desk pondering what I might do for an encore, and came up with this song concept in the key of parody:

“How much for Greenland?”

[Verse 1]
Let’s buy Greenland, why not try?
It’s a steal beneath that icy sky.
We’ll build some condos, drill for gold,
A Nordic paradise to have and hold. Continue reading