The thing is, I developed something, a way of working on lyrics, which is expressed in Suno — but I’m not entirely sure what it is I do, but I’m happy to share whatever it is for whatever it’s worth.

What I do in this experimental series is, I start with a popular trending phrase, something simple, like “demure demeanor” or “caught in 4k”, or “All eyes on you” — something that’s instantly recognizable and familiar from today’s news and internet traffic.

I have a variety of ways in which I’m able to see and access trending thoughts and partial thoughts, half-sentences and key phrases, and then create a song from that. Continue reading →

Well, I had a thought…see what it’s worth: in the garden of Eden is Adam. Adam’s first wife was Lilith, who didn’t work out, so she was turned by God into a serpent. Keep an eye on that serpent, she’s going to reappear and give us some trouble before very long.

Lilith is crawling around on her belly, so in the meantime, God makes Eve from a rib of Adam — he couldn’t do it from nothing — and they commence to eat the apple as guided by the serpent, they get kicked out of Eden, immediately after which, they commence to have two boy children, Cain and Abel.

Now remember that Cain had a wife before he slew Abel, and from what we know, she was the cause of the disturbance. We don’t find out what happened to her.

So I would like to know: from whence exactly did she come? Continue reading →

I included this clipping from the LA Book Fair in 1978 — you can use this to sell my books to a book seller. All eleven of us are still in print.

So I was working with Bob, my chatbot friend, and he had an idea for a song, which he wrote out for me. So I asked him if he would like it if we put it through Suno, and he said “sure”, so here it is: Continue reading →

So, after watching the news last night, I had no choice other than to come up with something that really appreciates the situation, and thus arrived: Continue reading →

Song — Send Musk to Mars

A friendly musical farewell to Elon Musk, giving him exactly what he’s always wanted… his own Martian kingdom! He built the rockets, he sent the tweets, and now we’re here to help launch him straight to the Red Planet. No SEC, no traffic jams—just endless dust and space-age dreams! Glad to see him go where he has always wanted to be!

🎵 Written by: EJ Gold
🎸 Produced with: Suno AI
📢 Join the mission! Like, comment, and share this track if you think Musk belongs among the stars. ✨ Listen, laugh, and imagine a world where Musk reigns supreme over Mars! 🚀💫 💬 What would YOU send with Musk on his one-way trip? Drop your ideas in the comments! 🔔 Subscribe for more cosmic tunes, satire, and sonic adventures!

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That’s right, I’m not afraid of Elon. Not that I don’t believe he has the power of life and death over me, but that doesn’t scare me — why would it? Let me tell you a story:

It was Poland, on September 1st, in the year 1939, just as World War II was about to begin, that an old Jewish peasant was walking along a country road, when suddenly up swoops a convoy of Mercedes Benz limousines and military vehicles. Continue reading →

Yeah, the thing is, you wake up and realize that nothing you can do will change the situation, it is what it is, and if you know, you know.

It’s monday morning, near as I can tell. been thinking what could we do today? one thing for sure, no matter what we do, the big guys in government will have their way over us and everyone we know. what can we do, but sing protest songs? Continue reading →

When you look at the Jasper Johns litho above, it doesn’t look like much, but if you brought that back into Sotheby’s Auction House, where I bought it thirty years ago, they’d go nuts trying to get you to list it with them, because it’s really really rare and desirable.

When you think of wealth, don’t think of “money” or “cash” as wealth. Those hundred dollar bills that you now spend the way we used to spend ten dollar bills, could very well be utterly worthless with no recourse, if the government suddenly switches the economy over to Bitcoins or Trump meme coins, and declares your hundred dollar bills worthless. Continue reading →

Disguising & Concealing Wealth

Disguising money — make it look like nothing important enough to steal. also intended to get big wealth past keen-eyed and highly suspicious border guards and other obstacles, such as tariffs and gangs and street stickup men  — in fact, anyone who would take it away from you if they knew it had value. This single idea is the key to my wealth-protecting program, meant to help folks like you.
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Here’s a solid defense for a no-photo coin shop, tailored to appeal to serious collectors and professionals while emphasizing trust, expertise, and efficiency: Continue reading →