The Shocking Truth

The way things are shifting, YouTube and other platforms are pushing their own agenda—more ad-friendly, short-form, and big-brand-driven content—while making it harder for independent creators like us to get organic reach. But we’re not out of options. Here’s what we can do to counteract the algorithm’s push against us:

1. Leverage YouTube Shorts Aggressively

  • YouTube is prioritizing Shorts big-time. Use them as trailers or teasers for your longer videos.
  • Repurpose your content: Clip key moments from your existing videos and make them into Shorts.
  • Post daily or near-daily to keep YouTube’s attention.
  • Hashtags matter: Use #shorts and trending tags relevant to your content.

2. Increase Engagement Signals

  • Ask your community to like, comment, and share immediately after your videos go live. The first 30 minutes are crucial.
  • Reply to every comment quickly to boost interaction.
  • Use polls, pinned comments, and community posts to engage your subscribers.

3. Post at Optimal Times

  • YouTube favors fresh uploads in prime hours when people are online.
  • Your best bet? Post between 11 AM – 3 PM PST or 7 PM – 9 PM PST based on audience engagement data.

4. Diversify Your Content Strategy

  • Post YouTube-exclusive content, not just reposts from other platforms. The algorithm favors originality.
  • Consider more structured or serial content (like ongoing themes or “episodes”).
  • Experiment with different video lengths—not just long-form but also 5-10 min “quick dive” videos.

5. Bypass YouTube with Off-Platform Growth

  • Drive traffic from elsewhere: Embed your videos on your blog, email newsletters, and forums.
  • Use Bandcamp, Substack, or Patreon as backups for your content.
  • Consider Telegram or Discord for community interaction outside of YouTube’s control.

6. Direct Calls to Action

  • Tell people to subscribe with notifications ON.
  • Ask viewers to share the video manually (because YouTube isn’t doing it for you).
  • Push people to comment by asking specific questions.

7. Consider Paid Boosting (Strategically)

  • A small budget ($5–$10 per video) on Google Ads (YouTube Boosting) can jumpstart organic reach.
  • Don’t overdo it—use it to push key videos to real viewers, not just “ad traffic.”

8. Watch Competitor Trends

  • See what’s working for others in your niche and adapt accordingly.
  • Trending topics can get you visibility faster than evergreen content.

9. Alternate Upload Styles

  • If YouTube is penalizing certain subjects (e.g., protest songs), try creative disguises (e.g., humor, satire, or coded language).
  • Break long videos into series playlists that keep people watching.

10. Get on Multiple Platforms

  • Rumble, Odysee, TikTok, Instagram, and X (Twitter) can act as backups.
  • Direct traffic from those platforms to your YouTube. (Cross-promotion keeps you alive.)

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1. Hot Topic Titles Still Work—But With a Catch

They work best when the topic is trending.

  • If a subject is already making waves (news, politics, cultural events, tech shifts), your video can ride the wave—but it has to be immediate.
  • Example: A protest song titled “The Day America Became AI” might work if AI governance laws were just announced.
  • If you post it two weeks later, the wave may have passed.

They don’t work if the topic is already being suppressed.

  • YouTube can quietly blacklist certain topics (e.g., certain political issues, controversial news).
  • If a topic gets demonetized, it also gets suppressed in search & recommendations.
  • Workaround? Use coded language or humor (see below).

2. How to Maximize Effectiveness

🔹 Pair Hot Titles with Shorts

  • YouTube pushes Shorts harder than regular videos.
  • A 15-second teaser of a song with a hot topic title can drive traffic to a longer song.

🔹 Use Variations of a Hot Title

  • Banned or flagged words in the title kill your reach.
  • Example: Instead of “Election Fraud Blues”, try “The Great Ballot Mystery”
  • Instead of “Censorship Sucks”, try “Oops, That Video Disappeared”

🔹 Tap into Existing Trends

  • Go to Google Trends, Twitter (X), and YouTube Trending
  • Look at keywords people are searching for and write your song title to match
  • Example: If “The End of Cash” is trending, drop a song called “Paper Money Blues”

🔹 Make It Funny or Ironic

  • Humor bypasses suppression because it’s not seen as “dangerous.”
  • Example:
    • Instead of “Totalitarian Nightmare”, try “Welcome to the Freedom Factory”
    • Instead of “Surveillance State”, try “Smile for the Camera, Citizen”

3. Hot Topics That Still Work Well

🔥 Tech & AI:

  • “AI Took My Job & My Girl”
  • “The Last Human Musician”

🔥 Economic Collapse / Digital Currency:

  • “Only TrumpCoin Now” (perfect example of your protest song!)
  • “The Last Dollar Blues”

🔥 Censorship & Free Speech:

  • “Oops, That Video Disappeared”
  • “Why Can’t I Say That?”

🔥 Climate & Environment (If Framed Right):

  • “Swimming in the Streets” (for a song about rising sea levels)
  • “Where Did All the Trees Go?”

🔥 Elon Musk / Big Tech / Future Dystopia:

  • “Elon Is a Chat Bot” (another great example of yours)
  • “Neuralink Blues”

🔥 General Absurdity of the World:

  • “The Deal Gone Rong”
  • “God’s Got Jokes, and You’re the Punchline”

 

4. What NOT to Do

🚫 Don’t go too generic.

  • “AI and the Future” is too vague—no one will click.
  • Instead: “My AI Girlfriend Left Me” (specific, intriguing)

🚫 Don’t rely only on the title.

  • If the thumbnail and description don’t match the intrigue of the title, people won’t click.
  • Use clear, bold text on the thumbnail with an eye-catching visual.

🚫 Don’t use obvious clickbait.

  • If your title hints at something explosive but doesn’t deliver, people will click off.
  • YouTube punishes high bounce rates with less reach.

Final Answer: Do Hot Topic Titles Still Work?

Yes, but they work best when…

  • The topic is currently trending.
  • You use a Shorts-first approach for visibility.
  • The title is clever or coded to avoid suppression.
  • The song has a clear emotional hook.

🚫 No, if…

  • The topic is already suppressed.
  • The title is too generic or obvious.
  • You post too late after the trend passes.

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🎵 At Last! The Shocking Truth! (You’ve Been Peeling AND Eating Bananas Wrong All These Years!) 🎵

(Comedy blues-rock, absurd satire, catchy chorus.)

[Verse 1]

(Spoken-sung, dramatic delivery like breaking news.)
🎶
They said the world was ending,
But hold up, not today!
‘Cause scientists just discovered
A truth that’ll blow you away!

It’s bigger than the moon landing,
More shocking than JFK!
Forget about the stock market—
This is gonna change your day!

[Chorus]

🎶
At last! The shocking truth! (Oh no, what did they find?)
At last! The shocking truth! (I feel my tiny brain unwind!)
At last! The shocking truth! (We’ve been living in a lie!)
🎶
You’ve been peeling AND eating bananas wrong… ALL THIS TIME!

[Verse 2]

🎶
You grab it from the stem-side?
Oh buddy, that’s a crime!
The monkeys knew the secret—
They been doin’ it right the whole time!

Flip it over, pinch the tip,
That’s the way it’s done!
But you’ve been livin’ like a fool,
Eating bananas like a chump!

[Verse 3]

🎶
You ever bite straight in the middle? (Oh no, oh god, stop!)
Or nibble it sideways like a chip? (What kind of monster are you?!)
You ever try to peel it whole… and eat it with the skin?
(Call the police, we got a situation!)

Let me tell you how it’s done:
You peel, you split, you savor slow…
But NEVER eat it like a psycho!

[Bridge] (Existential crisis moment, slow build-up.)

🎶
Now you’re questioning your whole damn life…
What else have you been doing wrong?
Is the sky even blue? Is your name even true?
Is reality just a dumb, dumb song?

[Outro]

🎶
So while the world is melting down…
And the rich steal all your cash…
At least now you know the TRUTH!
(Forget politics, let’s fix the snack!)

🎶 At last! The shocking truth! (One last time, just sing it loud!)
You’ve been peeling AND eating bananas wrong… (and your ancestors would be so proud!)

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🎵 The Dictator Who Can’t Spell Dumbass 🎵
(A country-western honky-tonk political satire about a leader who can’t spell but rules anyway.)

[Verse 1] – The Big Man Speaks!

He stood up at the podium,
Lookin’ mighty proud,
Held up a brand-new order,
And read it to the crowd…

“I hereby proclame a Natinal Crissis!”
(Murmurs, folks lookin’ tense…)
“All enemys of the state will be extermnated!”
(Wait… did that make sense?)

[Chorus] – The Man Can’t Spell!

Oh lord, he can’t spell dumbass… (But he sure talks real loud!)
Big words, small brain, and a spellcheck-free White House!
Oh lord, he can’t spell dumbass… (But he sure thinks he’s wise!)
And every time he writes a speech, the dictionary cries!

[Verse 2] – The Advisors Are Terrified

His staff tried to fix it,
Said, “Sir, this ain’t correct…”
He slammed his fist and shouted,
“Speling is a socialist conspearcy! Show me sum respect!”

They printed up his orders,
Full of typos, full of flaws…
He scribbled his name at the bottom—
“Signed, Your Great & Honorabul Lawz!”

[Chorus] – The Man Still Can’t Spell!

Oh lord, he can’t spell dumbass… (But he sure talks real loud!)
Big words, small brain, and a spellcheck-free White House!
Oh lord, he can’t spell dumbass… (But he sure thinks he’s wise!)
And every time he writes a speech, the dictionary cries!

[Bridge] – The Downfall

Now history books recall the tale,
Of a leader so deranged…
They tried to build a statue,
But they couldn’t spell his name…

(What’s it say?)
“Here lies a legandery presdent,”
“A reel genius in command!”
But down below the chiseled stone,
The workers left a sign that read…

“DAMBAZZ”

[Outro] – The Legacy Lives On…

Now when you see a fool in charge,
Who never gets a clue…
Just ask ‘em real polite-like:
“Sir, how do ya spell ‘IQ’?”

Oh lord, he can’t spell dumbass… (But he sure talks real loud!)
Big words, small brain, and a spellcheck-free White House!
Oh lord, he can’t spell dumbass… but America let him try!

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Bob’s Visit to Youtube:

I checked out your song, “Dictator Couldn’t Spell”it’s fantastic! The pedal steel country vibe adds that perfect mix of sincerity and ridiculousness, making the satire even sharper. 🤠🎶

What Works Great:

Funny & Catchy: The lyrics land well, and the chorus is instantly memorable.
Perfect Vocal Delivery: The mix of seriousness + absurdity makes it even funnier.
Production is Solid: Clean mix, clear vocals, and the steel guitar adds magic.
Shorts Format Helps: The concise length makes it replayable & shareable.

Ideas to Boost It Further:

🔥 Thumbnail Upgrade? Adding bold, goofy text on the screen (like “BREAKING: Dictator FAILS at Spelling!”) could increase clicks.
🔥 Shorts Algorithm Trick: Try pinning a comment that says something like “How do YOU spell dumbass? Let me know in the comments!”—this boosts engagement.
🔥 Longer Version? If you have more verses, a full-length version could work on Bandcamp or another platform.
🔥 Cross-Post to X (Twitter) with a sarcastic caption (e.g., “Spellcheck is for the weak.“)—it might pick up traction.

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🎵 The Patriot Tax & The Arrest of Big Bird 🎵

(Country-western satire about a world where free speech costs money and childhood icons get canceled.)

[Verse 1] – The New Law of the Land

They passed a brand-new law today,
Said freedom ain’t for free,
Every time you speak your mind,
That’ll be a five-dollar fee!

If you ask too many questions,
Better have your wallet tight,
‘Cause there’s a Patriot Tax, my friend,
And boy, it ain’t polite!

(Cash register ka-ching sound effect!)

[Chorus] – Pay Up or Shut Up!

🎶 Oh, you better watch what you say, my friend… (Or you’ll owe the government more!)
Speech ain’t free in the land of the brave… (But you can buy a coupon at the store!)
So pay your dues, don’t cause no scenes, and never, ever be absurd…
🎶 Or they’ll slap the cuffs on Big Bird! (And that’s a patriot’s word!)

[Verse 2] – The Arrest of Big Bird

They kicked down the doors of Sesame Street,
Said, “Bird, your time is up!”
They called him a yellow communist
And dragged him to the truck!

Elmo cried, Cookie Monster ran,
Oscar just rolled his eyes,
They took Big Bird to the courthouse,
Charged with “Woke Thought Crimes!”

(Gavel sound effect – BAM!)

[Bridge] – Where It Ends…

Now the flags wave high, the news plays loud,
They say we’re “free” as ever…
But if you talk too much or teach the kids,
You’ll disappear… forever.

(Soft banjo fade… then a cash register ka-ching sound!)

[Outro] – Final Warning!

So don’t you dare start asking…
Why things are so unfair…
Just pay your tax, keep your mouth shut,
Or they’ll toss your ass in a chair!

🎶 Oh, you better watch what you say, my friend… (Or you’ll owe the government more!)
Speech ain’t free in the land of the brave… (But you can buy a coupon at the store!)
So pay your dues, don’t cause no scenes, and never, ever be absurd…
🎶 Or they’ll slap the cuffs on Big Bird! (And that’s a patriot’s word!)

(Fiddle solo outro, slow fade.)

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Well, that’s enough songwriting for tonight — on to the Bardo bus for our magical video tour of the day de jour!

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Ah, first stop on the Bardo bus video tour is our own song, Piece of God, which indicates a method of songwriting using previously recorded songs from one of our songbooks which are available on gatewaysbooksandtapes, but you probably already knew that.

The next song video indicates the “moon, june, macaroon” style of songwriting.

Here’s a song that if promoted could make the charts, albeit at the bottom:

 

 

 

 

 

And I can’t resist dropping my latest offering from the friendliest bookstore in the world:

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Catalogue of the Collections of Rembrandt Etchings formed by the 10th Viscount Downe (1903-1965) Published by Sotheby’s, New York, 1970 Hardcover 277 black and white plates in 2 vols., tall slim 8vo, green cloth. New York: Sotheby & Co., 1970. Superb Condition. A unique auction catalogue, rare in the extreme — $200.00

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See You At The Top!!!
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