He’s All About His Base – Randy Rainbow Parody Song

Chords: G, Am, D

• Because you know he’s all about his base
• ‘Bout his base, no feelings,
• He’s all about his base, and his own self-dealings
• He’s all about his base, ’bout his base, appealing
• To only just his base, just his base.
• Yeah, it’s pretty clear
• Who this schmuck is talking to,
• And I can guarantee
• It’s not to me or you.
• Whatever happens, he’s got just one response,
• He says what they think to get what he wants.
• Why, he’s still talkin’, talkin’ about all them travel bans,
• I know it’s hard to fathom,
• But he’s still got lots of fans.
• If you ain’t never seen one, connect the dots,
• Because they’re mostly white supremacists
• And Russian Twitter bots.
• You know Obama he told me he loved me no matter what,
• Abraham Lincoln he taught me don’t settle for what you got.
• And JFK said don’t ask what your country can do for you,
• But Donald Trump says whatever the hell his base wants him to.

Why?

• Because you know he’s all about his base, and it’s unproductive,
• He’s all about his base, and it’s real destructive,
• He’s all about his base, and it’s um, reductive,
• He’s all about his base, ’bout his base.
• He’s bringing stupid back,He’s an unmanageable maniac,
• He likes the dummies who don’t give him flak,
• ‘Cause they’re the base, and they’ll believe whatever comes out of
• That shithole on his face.
• Michelle Obama said that when they go low that’s when we go high,
• But if I get any higher, I’m scared I might touch the sky.
• And while he’s quick to take credit for fixing the stuff he broke,
• You know that most of the country still thinks he’s a great big joke.

You can add the “Lips are Moving” part on your own. My voice just ain’t up to it.

“He’s All About His Face”

An E.J. Gold Parody Protest Song – G/Am/D

You know Trump is all about his face, ’bout his face, bright orange,

He’s all about his face, bright orange, He’s all about his face.

By now it’s pretty clear, Trump hates the blacks, the Jews, Hispanics and the House of Wax,

He has a daddy issue, his hands are small, he don’t have a clue, what’s going on.

I see Time Magazine, that stupid smile, that puckered mouth talking all the while.

Trump’s little brother he told him don’t worry about the world,

Then he died before Trump could make him uncurl.

He told Donald, people like a little more brain in their food.

He won’t be no normal and nice president,

He’ll stand around waiting for us to get bent.

Because you know he’s all about his face, ’bout his face, bright orange,

He’s all about his face.

We’re bringing dummies back, go tell those stupid red hat morons that,

I know you’re worried that your dog’s a Democrat.

…etc.

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Okay, back to work I go… making some music videos, if all goes well.

See You At The Top!!!

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