Help You What???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8sGTqBUwOo

The first video I want you to see today is “What is Self-Help?” — this video says it all, and echoes Bob Newhart’s “Just do it” routine somewhat less eloquently, perhaps, but the idea is definitely there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sr63sbgjaw

Now, this definitely has to be the strangest shaped birthday cake ever baked, and it’s just the thing to attract the eyeball attention of the cruising day-tripping casual browser looking for something to attract their meager attention — oops, it’s gone already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtIeKDhhQwk&t=5s

You don’t seriously think I have the spare time to devote to cranking out these little designer disks, do you? But I probably will get around to it, if there are enough orders at $35 apiece — takes two to tango, and it also takes two to make a pair. What I mean is, you need two of them to make a pair of earrings, but only one for the altar or to wear on your forehead, like a बिंदी or a Bindi decoration, but a little more extreme than your average Bindi God Particle — Bindi means Particle, don’tcha know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s234l4LcIDk

How to make the Godd™ Engine and Editor sexy — give it a twist, like “Near Death Simulator” or “Afterlife Simulation Trainer”, something along those lines. You’ll note that I used a Second Life screenshot to illustrate the Godd™ Engine, but I just don’t have the time to go find something in the Godd™ directory before the breakfast bell rings — uh, oh — there it is now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lynUeh_Btjw

These didn’t even have a name on them, so I named them “Abduct Me” Earrings, and I think the present hit number, which is 45 views in two years’ time, ought to improve with age. I’m thinking 20,000 hits would be about right for the next 28 days, if all goes aright.

This particular copper and brass amulet lesson got 2,270 views so far, and now that I’ve cleaned it up and charged it and put in all the magic hooks and barbs and things, it should get some more hits and really go through the roof, with any luck, which will include YOU promoting it out there!

Okay, I’ve used up my blogging time, must run.

See You At The Top!!!

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