All Aboard the Karma Express!!!

Do whatever you want here, but in the Afterlife, you answer directly to the Judge.

I’m the Avatar of the Western Realm

[Verse 1]
I don’t flinch when the thunder rolls,
Walk barefoot through fire and coals.
They duck and dodge, I rise and stand—
With the western realms in my hand.

[Chorus]
I’m the avatar, I’m wired for the storm,
Truth in my breath, and the signal is warm.
You fear the dark? I light the unknown—
I walk where tyrants won’t dare to roam.

[Verse 2]
They whisper rules, I break the mold,
Forge my path in starlit gold.
Talk is cheap, I speak in flame—
Every silence knows my name.

[Chorus]
I’m the avatar, I’m wired for the storm,
Truth in my breath, and the signal is warm.
You fear the dark? I light the unknown—
I walk where tyrants won’t dare to roam.

[Bridge]
This ain’t just talk, this is the vibe,
Old souls marching, tribe by tribe.
I stand alone, but never apart—
The beat of the west is wired in my heart.

[Chorus – repeat & fade]
I’m the avatar, I’m wired for the storm…

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