the Epic Fails Tour: 2025 Edition. For a guy who blusters like he’s playing 4D chess, he sure fumbles like he’s trying to play it with mittens on backwards. Let’s list a few of the big screw-ups from his recent stretch — we could turn this into a timeline of bumbling hubris if we want:
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The NATO Disaster: He tried to threaten NATO members, then stumbled over the Article 5 commitment, and had to backtrack with a grin that said I meant to do that. World leaders visibly cringed.
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The Budget Blowback: His proposed budget got eaten alive — even his own party called it “untethered from reality,” and some parts quietly disappeared before they ever saw daylight.
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The Courtroom Clown Show: Legal losses are stacking up like firewood. Judges are batting down his attempts to dodge trials like they’re playing political Whack-a-Mole.
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The “Unifying” Rhetoric: He’s managed to alienate more people than he’s united, and his approval ratings are deflating like a birthday balloon on day three. Even some MAGA diehards are saying “this ain’t what we signed up for.”
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The Military Misfires: Between using troops for photo ops and floating ideas about bypassing civilian control, he’s setting off alarm bells in the Pentagon — not a good sign.
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The Fake Economy Boost: He hyped up phantom economic wins, but inflation and layoffs are painting a grim picture — especially when paired with threats to Social Security and Medicare. Voters are noticing.
And of course:
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The “I’m My Own Worst Enemy” Loop: Every time he opens his mouth or logs into whatever platform replaced Twitter, his legal team sighs like, “here we go again…”
It’s not just missteps — it’s like watching a man juggle chainsaws blindfolded, convinced he invented the trick.
From this thinly woven veil have I constructed four possible tunes for your amusement and entertainment and possibly your edification, as well as a jingle from the end of time, as follows:
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Ego on parade, just a masquerade…
Which in turn suggested this…
Which then produced this idea:
Which led to this little number:
Songwriting — the way we do it — is a great pathway to the heart.
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Now it’s time to board the video tour Bardo bus, and join our jamboree!
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See You At The Top!!!
gorby
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