Send Musk to Mars

This was us back in 1969 protesting the removal of 40 saints from calendar.

Song — Send Musk to Mars

A friendly musical farewell to Elon Musk, giving him exactly what he’s always wanted… his own Martian kingdom! He built the rockets, he sent the tweets, and now we’re here to help launch him straight to the Red Planet. No SEC, no traffic jams—just endless dust and space-age dreams! Glad to see him go where he has always wanted to be!

🎵 Written by: EJ Gold
🎸 Produced with: Suno AI
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Song — SEND MUSK TO MARS

[Verse 1]
He built a rocket, named it Starship,
Said, “I’ll take us far beyond,”
But we all know what he’s dreamin’—
Mars is where he wants to belong.

[Pre-Chorus]
So pack the cargo, fuel the tanks,
Wave goodbye, no need for thanks!

[Chorus]
🚀 Send Musk to Mars, let him be king,
Give him a rover and a space-faring ring.
He can rule the dust and count the stars,
A one-man empire on the Red Planet afar!

[Verse 2]
He tweets at midnight, dreams of space,
A Martian colony—his perfect place.
No SEC, no Earthly laws,
Just solar panels and cyborg dogs.

[Pre-Chorus]
So load the spaceship, clear the pad,
Time to make that dreamer glad!

[Chorus]
🚀 Send Musk to Mars, let him be king,
Give him a Tesla with Martian bling.
He can plant a flag, print his own cash,
Build a dome and throw a SpaceX bash!

[Bridge]
No more traffic, no more stress,
No stock reports, no IRS.
Just endless sky and red rock sand,
Living large on his Martian land!

[Outro]
So fire the thrusters, light that spark,
Wave goodbye, he’s leaving the park.
Elon, buddy, this is your call,
Mars awaits—no Wi-Fi at all! 🚀

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I had toyed with the idea that the musk to which I refer is, of course, an essential oil from my Essential Oil Gift Shop — it goes so well with Patchouli and Jasmine-Orange, which creates a perfect blend of essential oils, great for spaceflight and colonizing.

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Lots of folks have rightfully labelled trump “stupid”, although he is very cunning, he is not very smart — and “STUPID” was the headline in a number of newspapers yesterday, so I’m inclined to write a song about that.

THE STUPID SONG

(Read It in the Headlines)

[Verse 1]
Well, I woke up this mornin’, poured some coffee in my cup,
Turned on the news and, man, it cracked me up.
Big bold letters, front page in ink,
Said the thing we all been thinkin’—made me stop and blink.

[Chorus]
🎶 Stupid, stupid, read it in the headlines,
Every damn paper, ain’t just my mind.
You can fact-check, spin it, try to play nice,
But stupid’s what they wrote, and man, they wrote it twice.

[Verse 2]
Tried to spell it different, maybe twist the phrase,
But ‘moron’ ain’t much better in a thousand different ways.
From the bankrupt biz to the TV show,
To the time he stared at the sun like he didn’t know. ☀️😆

[Chorus]
🎶 Stupid, stupid, read it in the headlines,
Every damn paper, ain’t just my mind.
They ain’t just jokin’, ain’t just a meme,
When Oxford calls, it’s a dictionary dream.

[Bridge]
You can fake the polls, you can fake the tan,
You can fake your height, but you can’t fake plans.
And if stupid was a planet, man, I gotta say,
We’d be buildin’ a rocket just to send him away. 🚀

[Chorus]
🎶 Stupid, stupid, read it in the headlines,
Even Fox News couldn’t spin this time.
From DC to Georgia, lawyers all agree,
A case this dumb don’t come for free. 💰

[Outro]
So let’s raise a toast, make it extra strong,
To four lost years and a million wrongs.
The moral here? Well, it’s clear to see…
Don’t let stupid hold the key! 🔑 🚫

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Song — THE IDIOT’S CABINET

(A Protest Song About Cabinet Picks and the Circus in DC)

[Verse 1]
Well, step right up, folks, come take a seat,
Watch the dumbest show play out on repeat.
He picks ‘em fresh from the bottom of the bin,
No résumé, no brains—but they’re all his kin!

[Chorus]
🎶 It’s the Idiot’s Cabinet, ain’t that grand?
Hand ‘em a title, let ‘em wreck the land!
Rubber-stamp senators playin’ along,
Sayin’ “Yes, sir!” even when it’s all wrong.

[Verse 2]
The Education chief don’t believe in schools,
The EPA head wants pollution rules.
The Health Secretary don’t like Medicare,
And the Labor guy says, “Work? I don’t care!”

[Chorus]
🎶 It’s the Idiot’s Cabinet, ain’t that grand?
Hand ‘em a title, let ‘em wreck the land!
No need for knowledge, no need for facts,
Just pledge your loyalty and watch your back!

[Bridge]
They got a banker runnin’ housing, a fox in the henhouse,
A preacher in the science seat, preachin’ bout doubt.
Justice is blind, but corruption’s got sight,
And every damn pick makes the swamp feel right!

[Verse 3]
The Senate lines up, votes one by one,
“Nah, he’s unqualified? Ah, let’s have some fun.”
You could nominate a chimp in a three-piece suit,
And they’d still say, “Aye,” salute and scoot!

[Chorus]
🎶 It’s the Idiot’s Cabinet, ain’t that grand?
Hand ‘em a title, let ‘em wreck the land!
If stupid’s a ladder, they’re climbin’ fast,
And the rest of us just gotta watch it crash!

[Outro]
So when history looks back at this shameful scene,
They’ll say, “My god, was this just a meme?”
But no, my friends, it was cold, hard truth,
A parade of fools in ties and suits!

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Song — 99% Chimp

[Verse 1]
Well, step into the chamber, take a real good look,
Got a three-ring circus and a history book.
A bunch of old men in a big red tent,
Callin’ it law while they just play pretend.

[Pre-Chorus]
They beat their chests, they swing from the wires,
Flippin’ the script for the highest buyers.
They’ll dance, they’ll bow, they’ll vote on cue,
Banana bribes? Hell, that’ll do! 🍌

[Chorus]
🎶 99% chimp, barely a man,
Rubber-stamp laws with a sleight of hand.
They hoot, they holler, they fling that dirt,
And somehow still collect a check on the first.

[Verse 2]
One’s got a gavel, one’s got a cane,
One’s got a mic but he’s missin’ a brain.
They follow the leader, don’t think too hard,
Just screech real loud and shuffle the cards.

[Pre-Chorus]
They climb the polls, they swing from the news,
No spines, no shame, just party-approved.
One more filibuster, one more lie,
Pass the peanuts, watch ‘em try! 🥜

[Chorus]
🎶 99% chimp, barely a man,
Rubber-stamp laws with a sleight of hand.
They grunt, they vote, they circle the drain,
And call it democracy—what a game!

[Bridge]
Now I ain’t sayin’ that chimps ain’t smart,
They can learn, they can paint, they can make some art.
But drop ‘em in office, give ‘em a tie,
And suddenly nobody’s askin’ why!

[Verse 3]
So grab your tickets, get a front-row seat,
Watch ‘em dance while the rich folks eat.
The show don’t change, the cast just might,
But the clown act rolls on every night.

[Outro]
So next time you wonder why nothin’ makes sense,
Just check the DNA, it’s 99%… 🐵

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So that’s what those idiots look like to me when they do their tribal dances around the Senate chamber, and they act like that, too. “Ook Ook Ook” says the party leader — “Ook Ook Ook” is the response from the crowd in power.

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Andre Masson “Une Saison en Enfer” Aquatints 1961

André Masson – “Une Saison en Enfer” (A Season in Hell) Aquatints, 1961
📜 The Only Known Complete Set of Printer’s Proofs – Artist’s Proof 📜

Contained in a folio folder – Print dimensions: 26-3/8″ Wide x 21″ High
Ultra-scarce examples from the world-famous surrealist master André Masson, created as illustrations for Arthur Rimbaud’s legendary “A Season in Hell”.

🔴 This is the one and only ARTIST’S PROOF set – used by Masson to finalize his vision for the edition. Unlike the published book, this proof set exists as a standalone, making it exceptionally rare and historically significant.

🖋 Provenance: Directly from the printer’s archive.
📖 Condition: In the original folder, kept in excellent condition.
🖼 Total Prints in Set: Edition of 140 copies including 10 original etchings by André Masson. 9 of the etchings are separated colored plate on double pages. Each chapter is introduced by an etching of a different color.

🔎 This is the only complete set of printer’s proofs known to exist. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for collectors of surrealism, 20th-century book illustration, and rare artist proofs.

Une Saison en Enfer (A Season in Hell) by Arthur Rimbaud is widely regarded as one of the greatest works of modern poetry, and it does carry significant LGBTQ+ interest, though it’s not explicitly a “gay book” in the modern sense.

Why It’s of LGBTQ+ Interest:

Rimbaud’s Relationship with Verlaine –
Rimbaud had a tumultuous and passionate affair with fellow poet Paul Verlaine, which led to scandal, violence (Verlaine even shot Rimbaud in the wrist at one point), and major literary inspiration.
Themes of Love, Desire, and Rejection –
The poetry in A Season in Hell is deeply personal and touches on themes of forbidden love, identity, alienation, and self-destruction, which many readers interpret as part of Rimbaud’s struggle with his sexuality and emotions.
Influence on Queer Writers and Artists –
Because of his openly rebellious life and writings, Rimbaud became an icon for many LGBTQ+ poets, writers, and artists. His influence can be seen in the works of Jean Genet, Allen Ginsberg, and even rock musicians like Patti Smith and Bob Dylan.