In my world, the world of the 37th century, the word “Trump” just means a scary and funny rubber kids’ Halloween mask, and it also lives as a part of the common phrase, “Trump You!” or “I’ve been Trumped!”.
Like I’ve said billions of times before, over billions and billions of years, that stuff is just local politics, in which I never get involved, both by ethical law and by personal experience.
So while the Athenians and the Spartans are battling it out, grunting and sweating in the baking sun and sand of the senate floor, let’s make a buck making fun of Donald Trump.
Let’s examine your options:
- You have no voice.
- You have no power.
- You have no wealth.
- You have no high-level connections.
- You have no unlimited medical coverage.
- You have no control over your life.
- You live in constant fear of that knock on the door in the middle of the night.
- You fear being separated from your family and never seeing them again.
- You have nightmares about what’s happening now.
- You no longer believe that your vote has any power.
- You do have one option, however: you can write some compelling folk protest songs, you have a keen sense of ironic and satirical humor, and luckily, you happen to have a computer with which to do it, so do it.
Really, that’s all the power most of us have, but that IS a power, and it can help to supercharge the Resistance.
I can’t march anymore, can’t take the stress of a public demonstration, not able to get up in front of folks and sing protest songs at them, but what I CAN do is create protest songs on Suno, and launch them, salvo after salvo, ten a day, if I can manage it.
Like I said, I never engage in a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed.
I have no problem with Trump — he’s just a little more outrageous than the average political grifter, which accounts for ALL of Congress, a bunch of lying mongrels and scoundrels looking for red meat and bare bones, and they’ll get them, more than they bargained for.
Look for the de-stabilization of the European Continent and an upheaval in Canada, Mexico and South and Central America. Don’t give in, don’t give up, don’t grab up a weapon, don’t fight back in the ordinary ways. Learn to move out of the space into another dimension.
That’s what the Folksong Army is all about.
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FOLKSONG ARMY ANTHEM
(A Protest Stomp)
[Verse 1]
They took our voices, took our rights,
Took our future, dimmed our lights,
But we got chords, we got rhymes,
We got six strings and battle lines!
[Pre-Chorus]
We don’t need their gold, don’t need their guns,
Just a beat, just a song, and a rebel tongue!
[Chorus] (stomping & yelling!)
We are the Folksong Army! (HEY!)
Sing it loud, sing it strong! (HEY!)
Raise your voice, they can’t ignore us! (HEY!)
One song lasts longer than their lies! (HEY!)
[Verse 2]
They got walls, they got chains,
They got power, but it’s insane—
We got truth, we got sound,
We shake the earth, we burn it down!
[Pre-Chorus]
We don’t need their gold, don’t need their guns,
Just a beat, just a song, and a rebel tongue!
[Chorus] (repeat with extra stomp!)
We are the Folksong Army! (HEY!)
Sing it loud, sing it strong! (HEY!)
Raise your voice, they can’t ignore us! (HEY!)
One song lasts longer than their lies! (HEY!)
[Bridge] (chant-like, drums pounding)
Strum it, drum it, make it roll—
Words like thunder, hearts like coal!
Sing it, bring it, break their hold—
Songs like fire, songs like gold!
[Outro] (fading stomps, voices chanting “HEY! HEY! HEY!” until silence… then one last)*
WE ARE THE FOLKSONG ARMY!
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TRUMP’S PROJECTING AGAIN
(A Folk Protest Stomp)
[Verse 1]
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who’s the biggest fraud of all?
Points his finger, loud and proud,
Says, “Zelenskyy’s a dictator now!” (Oh, really?)
[Pre-Chorus]
Well, that’s rich—what a take,
Says the guy who wants a kingdom state!
Talks in crowns, talks in gold,
Wants a throne before he’s old!
[Chorus] (stomp, yell, and clap!)
Projection! Deflection!
Blame ’em first, dodge the question!
He says Ukraine started the war—
Hey Don, we’ve heard this before!
[Verse 2]
Says Putin’s just misunderstood,
Ukraine’s the villain? Oh, that’s good!
Buddy, read a history book,
Oh wait, you never looked!
[Pre-Chorus]
Told the troops to cut and run,
Says the fight is all Ukraine’s fun!
If “strongmen” make you mad,
Why’d you call Kim Jong your dad?
[Chorus] (repeat with gusto!)
Projection! Deflection!
Blame ’em first, dodge the question!
He says Ukraine started the war—
Hey Don, we’ve heard this before!
[Bridge]
Look, folks, the war’s all Ukraine’s fault! I mean, Russia just rolled in, totally uninvited, but hey—who’s counting?”
[Outro] (big stomping finish!)
Mirror, mirror, what’s the game?
Say it loud, say his name—
TRUMP’S JUST PROJECTING AGAIN!
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🎶 KING F NOTHING AT ALL) 🎶
(A Folk Protest Anthem with Stomping & Laughter)
[Verse 1]
Hear ye, hear ye, gather round,
A brand-new king has just been crowned!
No votes, no laws, no royal decree,
Just an AI pic and a Burger King dream!
[Pre-Chorus]
🎺 Trumpets blare! (But only in his mind…)
🎺 Golden robes? (Nah, just spray tan shine!)
[Chorus] (stomp, yell, and mock!)
🎶 Hail to the king! (OF NOTHING AT ALL!)
Sits on his throne (IN A MAR-A-LAGO HALL!)
Raise up your flags (MADE IN CHINA LAST FALL!)
Bow to the king! (OF NOTHING AT ALL!) 🎶
[Verse 2]
Sent a royal decree, signed in Sharpie ink,
Ordered Air Force One from a used car lot—I think?!
Says he rules the land, says he’s in control,
But Putin’s laughing, and the court jesters roll!
[Pre-Chorus]
🎺 Crown of gold? (More like plastic bling!)
🎺 Royal feast? (Just a Big Mac thing!)
[Chorus] (repeat with extra mocking!)
🎶 Hail to the king! (OF NOTHING AT ALL!)
Sits on his throne (IN A MAR-A-LAGO HALL!)
Raise up your flags (MADE IN CHINA LAST FALL!)
Bow to the king! (OF NOTHING AT ALL!) 🎶
[Bridge] (slow, sarcastic spoken word over regal harp plucking)
💬 “Long live the king,” he cried! And the people… well, they laughed and walked away.
[Outro] (stomping, chanting, voices fading into laughter!)
🎶 Hail to the king!
Hail to the king!
Hail to the ki—eh, never mind…
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Why Collect This Jazz Art?
(A Short & Comprehensive Pitch for Collectors)
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A Rare Piece of Jazz History 🎷
- These aren’t just jazz-inspired paintings—they were present at historic jazz performances, used as stage dressings at major jazz venues and festivals.
- Some of the greatest jazz musicians performed in front of these very paintings and even posed with them.
- Owning one means owning a documented piece of jazz culture, directly linked to the legends of the genre.
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Large-Scale, Museum-Worthy Impact 🏛️
- These grand-scale canvases (6-12 feet tall) are statement pieces—perfect for public exhibitions, luxury collections, or museum donations.
- They command attention, making them ideal for high-profile spaces like jazz clubs, performing arts centers, and collector showpieces.
- Prints are also available, allowing collectors to own and display these historic jazz visuals at a more accessible scale.
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Exclusive & Limited Availability 🔥
- While prints are offered, each original painting is one-of-a-kind, deeply tied to specific jazz moments in history.
- Unlike most collectibles, once the originals are placed in private or museum collections, they may never be available again.
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A Unique Opportunity for Museum-Level Philanthropy 💰
- Art collectors who donate these works to museums or cultural institutions can receive significant tax benefits (full fair-market-value tax deductions).
- Be recognized as a patron of jazz history—your name could be attached to a museum display, cementing your legacy as a cultural benefactor.
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Aesthetic & Emotional Value 🎶
- The paintings embody the energy, spontaneity, and improvisation of jazz itself—each brushstroke is like a note in a solo, bold and alive.
- Whether owning an original or a print, this is more than art—it’s an experience, a connection to the sound, the soul, and the spirit of jazz.
Final Thought: Why Now?
These paintings are part of a vanishing history, linked to legendary performers and events.
- Once the originals enter private or museum collections, they may never be available again.
- This is a singular chance to own or preserve a piece of jazz’s living past.
👉 Whether you collect for passion, investment, or legacy—this is an opportunity you don’t want to miss.
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E.J. Gold is a multifaceted artist and educator whose work spans various disciplines, including visual arts, music, writing, and spiritual teaching. His official website, ejgold.com, offers a comprehensive overview of his diverse endeavors.
Visual Arts: Gold’s artistic journey began in his youth, participating in programs like the Museum of Modern Art’s Children’s Art Carnival. Over the years, he has developed a distinctive style, with his art exhibited in numerous solo shows across the U.S. and Canada. Notably, his jazz-themed paintings have been featured as stage backdrops for performances by renowned musicians such as Herbie Hancock and Wynton Marsalis. His role as the official artist for the International Association for Jazz Education (IAJE) from 2003 to 2008 further underscores his significant contributions to the jazz art scene.
Music and Recording: Beyond visual arts, Gold has an extensive background in music. In the late 1960s, he worked as a photographer for Columbia/Screen Gems, capturing sessions with artists like The Monkees. His friendship with singer-songwriter Harry Nilsson led to collaborative projects, including recording his own albums such as “Epitaph for an Ego” in 1972. Gold’s home studio became a creative hub, producing numerous albums and fostering collaborations with various musicians.
Writing and Teaching: As an author, Gold has penned over two dozen books, delving into topics ranging from spirituality to science fiction. He has served as the editor of “Galaxy Science Fiction Magazine”, and is often referred to as a “Teacher’s Teacher,” having mentored many contemporary spiritual guides, authors and teachers. His teaching approach is described as experiential and provocative, aiming to facilitate genuine self-observation and transformation.
Innovations in Gaming: Embracing technology’s potential for spiritual growth, Gold has pioneered “spiritual gaming.” Collaborating with a dedicated team, he has developed a vast array of video games designed to address various aspects of spiritual interest, from remedies and conditioners to karma cleansing. These games reflect his compassionate dedication to alleviating the suffering of all beings.
Diverse Endeavors: Gold’s versatility extends to roles such as professional screenwriter, engineer, and even gold miner. His experiences in Hollywood include working as a script doctor and collaborating with industry professionals. As an engineer, he has operated recording studios, working alongside top artists and producers. His adventurous spirit led him to gold prospecting workshops in the 1980s, highlighting his multifaceted interests and talents. As a photographer, he has many published celebrity photos. Some of his collected coins to be used in emergency conditions, are currently for sale.
Gold founded Yoyodyne Industries, which is a unit of Institute for the Development of the Harmonious Human Being, specializing in the development and distribution of tools designed to aid in stress reduction, meditation, and personal transformation. Central to their offerings is the SuperBeacon™, a device that utilizes vintage crystal radio technology to harmonize parallel universe personae (PUPs) and enhance spiritual and intuitive abilities. In addition to the SuperBeacon™, Yoyodyne provides a range of amulets, each tailored for specific purposes such as astral travel, inner radiance, and prosperity. They also offer inductions—both verbal and musical—to facilitate meditative voyages. Collaborating with sister companies Brane-Power and UrthGame, Yoyodyne is committed to creating effective tools aimed at the liberation and well-being of all beings.
Brane-Power specializes in Crystal Quantum Radio (CQR) devices, notably their CQR Amulets and the SuperBeacon™, designed to enhance meditation, spiritual exploration, and personal transformation. These devices are tuned to the Schumann Harmonic, the Earth’s natural resonance, and are powered by ambient radio waves, eliminating the need for batteries. Users have reported benefits such as increased relaxation, heightened creativity, and improved intuition. Brane-Power offers a diverse range of amulets, each tailored to specific intentions like prosperity, astral travel, and chakra balancing. For those seeking a personalized experience, custom amulets can be crafted based on individual attributes. The company emphasizes that their products are tools for “spiritcare,” aiming to assist in spiritual growth and consciousness expansion.
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🎶CHANGE THE WORLD🎶
(A Protest Anthem for Songwriters & Change-Makers)
[Verse 1]
They told us words were not enough,
That songs were just a dreamer’s bluff,
But tell that to the marching lines,
The fists that rose, the battle cries!
[Pre-Chorus]
🎸 One guitar, one voice strong,
🎸 Can shake the world before too long!
[Chorus] (BIG, LOUD, STOMPING!)
🎶 Sing it loud, sing it clear!
Shake the walls, break the fear!
One by one, we light the spark,
A song can tear the dark apart! 🎶
[Verse 2]
A hundred voices turn to more,
They echo through the streets and doors,
From rooftops high to underground,
The truth is marching, note by sound!
[Pre-Chorus]
🎸 One refrain, one defiant song,
🎸 They can’t ignore us for too long!
[Chorus] (repeat, louder!)
🎶 Sing it loud, sing it clear!
Shake the walls, break the fear!
One by one, we light the spark,
A song can tear the dark apart! 🎶
[Bridge] (Soft, then rising—like a wave building!)
💬 They thought a song was just a sound…
💬 Then they saw the world spin round…
💬 Every anthem, every line…
💬 “This land is your land” still survives.
[Outro] (Chanting voices, stomping beat fading into the distance…)
🎶 Sing it loud! (HEY!)
Sing it strong! (HEY!)
We’re still here… and we belong! 🎶
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Okay, that’s it for now. Time to board the Bardo bus for video parts unknown!
See You At The Top!!!
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