So I was sitting here at my good old desk pondering what I might do for an encore, and came up with this song concept in the key of parody:
“How much for Greenland?”
[Verse 1]
Let’s buy Greenland, why not try?
It’s a steal beneath that icy sky.
We’ll build some condos, drill for gold,
A Nordic paradise to have and hold.
[Chorus]
Oh, we’re making deals, and we’re dreaming grand,
Stretching borders with a wave of the hand.
From the Arctic Circle to Panama’s sand,
Oh, the world’s a game, and it’s ours to command!
[Verse 2]
Canada’s next, they’ve got that style,
Friendly folks and maple by the mile.
We’ll take their moose and hockey, too,
And make the Rockies red, white, and blue!
[Chorus]
Oh, we’re making deals, and we’re dreaming grand,
Stretching borders with a wave of the hand.
From the Arctic Circle to Panama’s sand,
Oh, the world’s a game, and it’s ours to command!
[Verse 3]
Let’s march to Panama, dig it wide,
Build a roller coaster on the side.
The tropics call, come take our stuff,
Banana republics with hearts of fluff.
[Bridge]
Now Mexico, we see you there,
Tequila and tacos—we’ll share, we swear!
Let’s toss a fiesta, we’ll all unite,
Under one big sombrero tonight!
[Chorus]
Oh, we’re making deals, and we’re dreaming grand,
Stretching borders with a wave of the hand.
From the Arctic Circle to Panama’s sand,
Oh, the world’s a game, and it’s ours to command!
[Outro]
So let’s buy, invade, and conquer the scene,
With a wink and a laugh, it’s all routine.
We’ll rename the planet, call it “USA,”
And rule the world in a funny way!
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See You At The Top!!!
gorby