Eat my Shorts, Loomer!

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Forget about my shorts — let Loomer chew on those. It’s my #shorts on YouTube that get gobbled up, and welcome to them. Meanwhile, Comrade Noam is shooting any dogs the legal resident Haitians didn’t abduct, and Oberst J.D.? Well, he’s lying on the couch again — actually, he lies anywhere he goes.

Sound crazy? That’s because it is. Those Haitians are here totally legally, by invitation of the local populace. Yet, the Republicans keep calling them illegal aliens, even though they know it’s not true. But that’s Trump World for you; inciting riots is just another specialty of the house.

What a mad, mad, mad, mad world this is. Feeling like it’s all getting a little too loony? This time, it’s not even Donald’s fault. He’s just a tool for his followers — no will, no purpose, no plan. Not even a concept of a plan, really.

But why get stuck in that madness? Aren’t you tired of the noise? Let’s focus on what truly matters — waking up and achieving a higher level of consciousness while we’re still on planet Earth.

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“Ever feel like life is just slipping by, one mundane moment at a time? You’re not alone. Most people are sleepwalking through life, stuck in the same old routines, missing out on something huge — a higher level of consciousness that could change everything.”

And here’s the kicker: This isn’t some vague spiritual mumbo-jumbo. We’re talking about a way to actually wake up, to feel truly alive, right here, right now.

Why Should I Care?

Because this affects every part of your life — your work, your relationships, your sense of purpose. Right now, fear is the only thing holding you back from realizing you’re part of something much greater. Fear is the reason you’re stuck, missing out, and feeling like there’s something more.

What’s the Benefit?

  • Real Peace and Clarity: Imagine having calm that doesn’t depend on what’s going on around you.
  • Freedom from Time Pressure: What if you could stop worrying about the clock and live in a way that feels timeless?
  • Better Decisions and Deeper Connections: How would it change your life to see things clearly, make better choices, and connect more deeply with others?

It’s Simple —

For just 7 days, just try it a little — commit to the three actions listed below. It won’t take much time, but it could change everything. What do you have to lose?

  • Morning Reflection: Start each day with a reminder: “I am part of something greater.” Take 5 minutes to feel that connection.
  • Mindful Moments: Pick one thing you do every day and do it with full awareness. Notice every detail. Feel the difference.
  • Evening Check-In: Reflect on one moment where you felt awake, present, or connected. Write it down.

Think you’re too busy for this? That’s exactly why you need it. Give it 7 days. See what happens.

Ready to stop sleepwalking through life? Start now. Don’t let fear hold you back from discovering what’s possible.

Wake Up: Don’t Let Fear Keep you Asleep!

Why stay stuck in the fog of ordinary consciousness? You don’t really have to. What if you could break free and discover the extraordinary in every moment? Fear is the sinister barrier that keeps us from realizing our divine nature, from seeing that we are part of something much greater. A higher consciousness is your key to living fully alive, right here, right now.

Why Seek a Higher Level of Consciousness?

Ask yourself: What would it mean to truly wake up? To see beyond the ordinary, to experience life in full color? It could mean sharper focus, better decisions, deeper connections, and feeling fully awake — not just sleepwalking through life.

What’s holding you back? The answer is fear. Fear of the unknown, fear of change, fear of what lies beyond the comfort of the familiar. But what if that fear is the only thing standing between you and the realization that you are connected to the divine, to the infinite consciousness?

It’s the difference between just surviving and truly thriving. Less stress, more clarity, and a real sense of purpose. Are you ready for a life that feels truly alive, one that transcends the ordinary grind?

Step Into the Infinite:

Are you ready to break free from the endless loop? Tired of the same old routines and that nagging feeling that life is slipping you by? What if you could rise above it all — wake up into a state of true awareness, where every moment is alive with possibility and you’re in tune with the eternal rhythm of existence, the world of vivid awakening?

Join us on a journey to The One-ness, the Eternal Presence, using a simple and direct path that will lift you out of the ordinary into the extraordinary. Look — this is not just another self-help trick or fleeting popular meditation. This is the real deal — a way to connect deeply with the essence of the universe and realize that you are part of an infinite, ever-unfolding consciousness, experiencing reality directly.

What’s in it for you?

  • A Deeper Sense of Peace: Imagine if calm didn’t depend on what’s happening around you, but came from within. Wouldn’t that be worth overcoming your fear for?
  • Freedom from the Illusion of Time: What would it be like to break free from the tyranny of the clock? To live in a timeless “now”, where fear has no place?
  • Enhanced Presence and Awareness: How would your life change if you could see the world in vivid color and detail, feel more connected to others, and be fully alive in every moment, unclouded by fear?
  • A Life Filled with Meaning: What if every action, even the most repetitive ones, could become a sacred ritual of connection and purpose? How different would that feel?

This is your chance to step off the treadmill and into the infinite. Start your day with clarity, carry a sense of timelessness with you, and end with a peace that surpasses all understanding.

Ready to Wake Up?

Are you up for the challenge? Don’t let fear keep you from realizing who you truly are. Come and learn the simple steps to begin this upward path — a journey that can change everything. The universe is waiting for you to take your rightful place. Will you answer the call?


Action Step: Embrace the One-ness and Eternal Presence Practice

  1. Morning Reflection on Timelessness: Are you willing to start your day differently? Remind yourself: “I am in a space that is forever; this moment is infinite.” Sit quietly and visualize an endless expanse where time is an illusion. Feel the continuity of your existence in this eternal space. Can you let go of fear and see beyond it?
  2. Repetition Awareness Throughout the Day: What if you saw your daily routines differently? Instead of seeing them as mundane, recognize each action — brushing your teeth, walking, eating, breathing — as part of the infinite loop of existence. Can you find the extraordinary in the ordinary, beyond the veil of fear?
  3. Space and Presence Check-Ins: How often do you stop and feel the space around you? Throughout your day, pause and sense the openness, the boundless nature of the space you occupy. Imagine your breath filling not just your body but expanding into infinite space. Will you take a moment to feel this today and let it dissolve your fears?
  4. Gratitude for the Repetition: Can you shift your perspective to see the beauty in repetition? Recognize every action as a chance to deepen your awareness. What would happen if you expressed gratitude for these cycles, seeing them as opportunities to reconnect with the oneness of all being, rather than fearing them?
  5. Evening Reflection on Continuity: How did today feel different? At the end of your day, reflect on the moments you felt connected to the infinite. Did you notice a greater sense of peace, presence, or unity? Can you carry this reflection into your sleep, knowing you are part of an eternal flow that fear cannot touch?

Facing the Fear of Being “All-One”

Does the idea of being “all-one” — both an individual and part of the infinite — feel daunting or lonely? This fear is the sinister barrier that keeps us from realizing our connection with the divine. Here’s how you can move past it:

  1. Reframe Your Understanding: Could you see being “all-one” not as isolation, but as profound unity? Recognize you are part of a greater whole, integrated into the fabric of existence. What if this realization offered more connection, not less?
  2. Use Relatable Analogies: Can you imagine yourself as a wave in the ocean or a ray of light from the sun? Unique and distinct, but never separate from the whole. How does that change your view?
  3. Foster Interconnectedness: Are you ready to practice deeper connection? Engage in compassion, mindful communication, and connecting with others. What might happen if you truly listened, without thinking?
  4. Embrace Multiplicity Within Unity: What if you could accept that you are both an individual and a vital part of the universe’s grand tapestry? Could this paradox become your strength?
  5. Find Comfort in Shared Experience: Does the fear of being “all-one” seem less intimidating if you know it’s common? Many people feel this way; could it be an opportunity for growth?
  6. Focus on Love and Compassion: How would it feel to start with self-love and let it expand outward? Could love be the bridge that connects rather than isolates?
  7. Practice Meditations on Oneness: Are you willing to try meditations that focus on unity? Visualize yourself as part of a vast web of light. Could this practice help you feel like a vital part of something much larger?
  8. Explore Gradually: Can you be patient with yourself on this journey? Remember, it’s a gradual process. Are you open to taking it one step at a time?
  9. Celebrate Your Unique Role: What if you saw your individuality as adding richness to the whole? Does being “all-one” actually make your existence more meaningful?
  10. Cultivate a Sense of Adventure: Could you see this journey as an exciting adventure? What deeper truths about yourself and the universe might you discover?

And now, it’s time to board the tour bus! Ready to have an adventure? Don’t let fear hold you back from a joy ride — let’s go!

See You At The Top!!!

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