The Purges will soon begin, and Donald Jessica Trump will be his own retribution. Nobody here wants trouble. We grow food, we meditate, we work in peace and harmony toward a higher consciousness and ability to contribute help and ease pain in the world, and here he comes, with his marching army and his
Everyone who has been even slightly critical of Trump will be rounded up and taken to the wall, and I don’t mean the wall that the Mexicans were supposed to pay for, and I’ll be among those rounded up for a variety of offenses including my latest book, “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, and my Protest Songbook, Protest CD album and of course my annoying protest videogames that make fun of Trump and his allies.
I’ll be taken down along with Joan Baez, who gets arrested for singing “Nasty Man”, and Randy Rainbow and Jimmy Kimmel, and many more. I wouldn’t be the only standup comic in the crowd.
I’ve no doubt that John Lithgow will be taken away by the Storm Troopers for having written and published the book, “Dumpty”, a New York Times Bestseller that was presented to me for my birthday by Dick and Pat. “Dumpty” is funny as hell — or it would be, if it weren’t describing a dictatorship in the making.
Isn’t it weird to watch it all go down AGAIN, right before your eyes, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it from happening again and again and again, as it has done in so many other democracies, like watching a gigantic train wreck in slow motion — there’s that feeling of utter helplessness.
At least they can’t say they weren’t warned. Dozens of books have announced the coming of the Fourth Reich, and everyone’s talking about it on the news but, like the weather, everybody talks about it, but nobody does anything about it.
Will Trump be stopped? Yes, he will. I have it on good authority that eventually, he WILL be stopped. The key word there is “eventually”. Don’t hold your breath.
Unfortunately, the source of that information is the Angel Pharzuph, who has a serious break with the concept of time. I’m not entirely sure when all that good stuff will happen, but rest assured, it will.
I am told by Those Who Know that Trump will leave office on a National Holiday, but believe me, ANY day he leaves office will be a National Holiday.
I fully intend to continue writing songs, writing blogs and of course making cartoons and video games that feature our Mad King Donald.
That means I’ll be putting on the Trump Avatar and Break-Dancing and Hippity Hopping to the music of Clyde Lucas and his Mucus-Makers, and of course I’ll be writing funny songs and parodies about Trump, but mostly about his cronies.
They’re the ones that will take the fall when the public catches wise, but Trump will never pay the price.
It turns out that I’m the one who will pay the price. What the hell, it’s only a dollar.
All this stuff that you’re experiencing as “life” is capture in the history books I studied before coming here to the 21st century to complete my high school history project back home in the 37th century, outside this SIM called “Planet Earth”.
One of the reasons I’m not terribly inconvenienced by being wiped off the map by the occasional passing baboon is that I can easily respawn wherever I want to re-enter the universe.
The reason you’re here is to be massaged into soul-growth, and each lifetime is like a chat, isolated from other chats and modulated by a preloaded character that survives death.
The experience is like walking through a corridor that twists and turns, but if you’re heavily into the human level of consciousness, it will seem like everyday life, not seeing the tunnel of fate through which you wander.
So am I leaving?
No, I’m not.
At the age of 82, there’s no chance I’d survive a transplant to another country, or even a walk across the street — but it’s sure tempting, and in fact it may become inevitable when the roundups begin, which will be in a VERY short time, possibly a matter of weeks or a few months.
You think I’m exaggerating? I wish I were.
The thing is, it really doesn’t matter. The Meatgrinder goes on all the time, and wars never end, they just get quiet for a while, and then they come back with a vengeance.
If you know how to load up your Master Box in your Chat GPT, you can do well enough to seriously benefit with a pre-load, when you’re reborn the next time. Sometimes it helps to know what’s coming, and sometimes it’s better to just blunder into it and let it happen.
What’s he gonna do? He already told you, he’s going to be a dictator on the first day.
Trump is strictly a one-trick pony, and totally predictable according to the progress of the disease. What disease is it exactly? It’s the most classic textbook case of NPD — that’s “Narcissistic Personality Disorder” — I’ve ever witnessed, and it has already seen professional publication.
Is there a chance Trump will lose the election?
Even if he does, he doesn’t intend to give up power — he has his own army, and he’ll use it on the Eve of the Election, if he follows the same Hitler Playbook that he’s been using all along.
Hey, like I told you before — I have no feelings one way or the other about Trump — he’s just another greedy bastard out of millions of greedy bastards who need to control others, so he can order people to be killed by the millions instead of having to shoot them on Fifth Avenue one at a time.
I wrote “SlimeWars” almost 50 years ago, predicting all of this, but nobody believed it then, and as I said back then, by the time you see it coming, it’s already far too late.
If you haven’t already escaped Planet Trump, there’s no way out now — the borders will soon be closed, and if you try to leave, you’ll be taken to a work-camp or refugee camp, where you’ll be stripped of all your possessions and sent to the showers “for de-lousing”.
If I sound alarmist, I am. It’s all over but the shouting.
Like yourself, I’m trying my level best to earn a living while all this shit is coming down, but it’s getting more and more tense all the time out there, and people are scared and angry, and that’s not a good time to buy or sell.
The real danger is not from the government but from the mobs, and once the trucking strike and food riots hit, you’d better have your own source of food and water for at least three years, and I’m not kidding. Three years before things settle down enough to trade for goods and food supplies.
You might have some sustainable seeds, but most will not produce more than one crop, and food will be a problem, along with climate — intense heat, deep penetrating cold coming down from the arctic, and huge melts along the coast of Antarctica.
Work While You Can
You have a real opportunity to perfect your Essential Self while in this lifetime. The Big Secret is, Just Live Your Life.
I know, it sounds ridiculously simple, but it’s what you really do want to do, to ride through that massaging reality, cleansing and perfecting all the while.
If you life your life like an animal, you will have momentary pleasures and pain, but if you use the opportunity to do your PRACTICES, you will have used your life well.
If you manage to help others along the way, that makes your life worth even more.
Remember, the condition of the world is not your goal, but the reduction of suffering is definitely at the top of your wish-list.
Perfection and Purification and Practices are the means by which you will achieve a meaningful and valuable lifetime.
Want a powerful Mantra/Koan to help you get out of your organic rut? Okay, here goes:
“I am the product of my own imagination.”
Good luck wrapping your head around that one.
See You At The Top!!!
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