What You’ll Need When the Shit Comes Down

50 years ago, when I wrote “Slime Wars”, I said — somewhere in the 300,000 word science fiction novel — that people wouldn’t believe my visions of nazis, tanks and soldiers on the streets of America, until they could see it for themselves, at which point, it’s too late.

Well, too late or not, you’d better brace yourself and at least minimally prepare for a short period of inconvenience and short supply which could easily extend through a period of some 30-40 years of constant combat.

If you’ve played the right videogames, you’ll at least have a working knowledge of street tactics and escape and evasion. If you’ve played the wrong videogames, you won’t have a clue.

So what will you need when the shit comes down? It won’t be gold or silver, for several reasons. One, nobody in the ordinary public knows the difference in look, feel and weight, and they would doubt that it’s real before accepting that it is.

Secondly, they don’t know the difference between a modern “silver” dollar and an actual silver dollar made of almost pure silver, and they don’t care. The silver and gold market mean nothing to them.

Thirdly, there’s no way to make change, and fourthly, there’s no safe way to make the exchange, even under cover-fire. Just no way.

So there you are, standing like an idiot, with 24 pounds of silver in your pack, and no food or water.

You might find an honorable person to trade with you, but you’d better be wearing a gun.

Speaking of guns, what if a crowd of thousands of thoroughly insane, completely hysterical and crazy people came crashing in on you all at once, from every side?

What kind of weapon could you possibly use against such overwhelming force? I know what you’re thinking, but flame-throwers are illegal, immoral and fattening.

The only thing you could do is try to outrun them, and encircled, you’ll have to think of a Plan B.

Don’t look to me for help. I’ve never managed to outrun a mob, don’t plan to now, either. It’s hopeless and worthless. Might as well go down where you’re standing, sitting or lying down.

How about food and water?

It’s always wise to have about 6 weeks’ worth of easily prepared food and many gallons of drinkable water handy, where you can get at it if you find yourself in a lockdown, which is what you’ll probably end up in unless you’re forced on the road early on, in which case, all bets are off — you’re a moving target and can be easily ambushed. Better off to stay where you are and keep your head down.

Let’s see, what else will you need for the first few weeks of survival?

When prepping for unpredictable situations, it’s crucial to consider the practical side of survival.

Food and water, absolutely top of the list. 6 weeks is a solid start, but sometimes things can stretch longer than expected, so the more the better, right? Canned goods, dried stuff, and water purification methods could be real lifesavers.

Weapons are a tricky one. A mob is no joke. Sometimes it’s more about avoidance or finding a way to blend in rather than taking them head-on. Being a moving target isn’t ideal, but sometimes it’s the only way to avoid getting cornered.

Beyond survival basics, having medical supplies and tools for basic repairs or crafting can be a game-changer. Things to patch up wounds, fix gear, or even create temporary shelters can make a difference.

Considering longevity and nutritional value, you might want to go for a mix of canned goods that cover different food groups. Here are some suggestions:

  1. Canned Vegetables: They retain most of their nutrients and are versatile for various meals. Look for options like beans, peas, carrots, and corn.
  2. Canned Fruits: Go for those canned in their juice or water to avoid excessive sugar. Pineapple, peaches, and pears are good choices.
  3. Canned Protein: Tuna, salmon, chicken, and beans are excellent sources of protein. They’re also easy to incorporate into different dishes.
  4. Canned Soups and Stews: They’re not just comforting; they provide a mix of nutrients. Look for low-sodium options.
  5. Canned Tomatoes and Sauce: Great for making a variety of dishes. You can use them as a base for soups, stews, or pasta.
  6. Canned Grains: Some canned goods include rice or pasta dishes. While not as common, they can be a convenient addition.

Remember to check expiration dates and regularly rotate your stock to keep things fresh. It’s also wise to have a manual can opener handy just in case!

Dried foods are fantastic for their longevity and portability. Here are some great options:

  1. Dried Fruits: They’re a natural source of sugar and energy. Look for varieties like raisins, apricots, apples, and mangoes. They’re tasty and can last quite a while.
  2. Dried Vegetables: Options like dried mushrooms, tomatoes, or peppers can add flavor and nutrients to meals. They’re lightweight and can be rehydrated easily.
  3. Jerky: Whether it’s beef, turkey, or even vegan options like tofu jerky, it’s a high-protein snack that keeps well and provides sustained energy.
  4. Dried Beans and Legumes: They’re packed with protein and can last a long time. They require soaking before cooking but are versatile and nutritious.
  5. Rice and Pasta: These staples store well in airtight containers and can serve as a base for many meals.
  6. Powdered Milk or Dairy Alternatives: They can be reconstituted and used for cooking or as a beverage.

The key with dried foods is proper storage. Keep them in airtight containers in a cool, dark place to prolong their shelf life. Plus, they’re lightweight, making them great for a grab-and-go situation.

Water purification is absolutely crucial. Here are a few methods you might consider:

  1. Boiling: It’s one of the most effective methods. Bring water to a rolling boil for at least one minute (longer at higher altitudes) to kill most pathogens.
  2. Water Purification Tablets or Drops: These contain chemicals like iodine or chlorine dioxide, which can effectively kill bacteria and viruses. Follow the instructions carefully.
  3. Portable Water Filters: There are various types, from straw-like filters to pump filters. They can remove bacteria, protozoa, and some chemicals, providing a more immediate solution.
  4. UV Purifiers: Some devices use UV light to kill bacteria and viruses in water. They’re portable and effective but usually require batteries.

Remember, in a pinch, even makeshift methods like using a clean cloth to filter out larger particles or letting water settle and then decanting the clearer water can help reduce contaminants.

It might be a good idea to have multiple methods available in case one fails or isn’t suitable for the situation.

having the right shelter and gear is crucial for comfort and safety. Here’s a basic rundown:

  1. Tent: Look for a sturdy, waterproof tent that’s easy to set up. Consider the size depending on how many people it needs to accommodate.
  2. Sleeping Bag: Choose one appropriate for the climate you expect. Some are rated for different temperatures. Don’t forget a sleeping pad or mat for insulation and comfort.
  3. Camping Gear: A few essentials include a flashlight or headlamp with extra batteries, a multi-tool or Swiss Army knife, rope or paracord, and a portable stove for cooking.
  4. Clothing: Pack appropriate clothing for different weather conditions. Layering is key. Don’t forget sturdy footwear.
  5. First Aid Kit: Essential for any emergencies or minor injuries. Make sure it’s stocked with bandages, antiseptic, pain relievers, and any necessary medications.
  6. Navigation Tools: A compass and map of the area can be invaluable, especially if technology fails.

When it comes to camping gear, quality matters. Durable, reliable equipment can make a significant difference in challenging situations.

socks are often overlooked but so important! When it comes to socks for survival or outdoor situations:

  1. Material: Look for moisture-wicking materials like merino wool or synthetic blends. They keep your feet dry and prevent blisters.
  2. Thickness: Consider different thicknesses for different conditions. Thicker socks provide more cushioning and warmth, while thinner ones are better for hotter climates or tighter footwear.
  3. Quality: Invest in good-quality socks. They might cost more, but they’ll last longer and provide better comfort and support.
  4. Extra Pairs: Always have extra pairs. You never know when your feet might get wet, and having dry socks can make a world of difference.
  5. Compression Socks: These can improve circulation and reduce swelling, which might be beneficial for long periods of movement.

Keeping your feet in good shape is crucial in survival situations, so having the right socks is definitely a wise move. It sounds like an extra, but it really is important.

I’m often asked my favorite weapon. It’s definitely the 1883 Colt Single Action Revolver, .45 caliber, 5 1/2″ barrel, blued finish, plain hardwood checkered handles. Ammo and fast-draw holster, add another $2,000.00 to the bill.

Keep in mind that the modern shooter will not have the skills to pull the hammer on the draw and keep pulling the hammer for every following shot, but it’s not how fast you get out of the leather, it’s all about your aim.

In a mob or city situation, you want something different, more along the lines of a .12 gauge with buck load, unless you’re sure of your aim and response time. Keep in mind that you may have to hunt to survive, and a very large gun makes a very large hole in the rabbit.