How to Sell Anything

 

Example of an Essential Oil Sales Pitch:

๐ŸŒฟ Elevate your senses with our premium quality ๐ŸŒŸ aromatic essential oils. ๐Ÿ’† Our unique blends are crafted to provide therapeutic benefits that help you relax, focus and boost your energy ๐ŸŒž. Whether you need to unwind after a long day, stay alert during work, or want to uplift your mood, we have got you covered ๐Ÿ™Œ. With a variety of scents to choose from ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿƒ, you can customize your experience to suit your mood and needs. ๐Ÿš€Transform your environment and your mindset with our essential oils today.๐ŸŒŸ

How about a pitch for my acrylic sculptures?

๐ŸŽจ Experience the beauty and innovation of our stunning acrylic sculptures, created experimentally by listed American artist E.J. Gold ๐Ÿคฉ. Each piece is meticulously crafted to capture the essence of the design, and made from high-quality, durable acrylic material that is both lightweight and long-lasting ๐Ÿ’ช.

Our collection features a range of styles and sizes, from modern and abstract to traditional and figurative ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ, providing the perfect piece to match your unique style and decor ๐Ÿค”.

Invest in a one-of-a-kind piece of art that reflects your individuality and taste, while also showcasing the innovative techniques of an accomplished artist ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Discover the power of our acrylic sculptures today and elevate your space to new heights ๐Ÿ™Œ.

How about the Cedar Bar Scrapbook???

๐Ÿ“ท Discover the rich history of the New York School of Art with our rare photo collection featuring E.J. Gold’s exhibit at the Cedar Bar ๐ŸŽจ. Gold was the only member of the New York School to have an exhibit at the Cedar Bar, and his show brought together all of the remaining members for a reunion.

Our PDF collection features stunning and rare photos of Gold’s exhibit and captures the spirit of the New York School of Art ๐Ÿ“ธ. It’s the perfect resource for art sellers looking to showcase Gold’s fine art and share the history of this influential movement.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to own a piece of art history and share it with your customers. Get your copy of our rare photo collection in PDF format today! ๐ŸŽ‰

And what about my hand-painted LOVE Tokens???

๐Ÿ’• Spread the love with our hand-embellished penny in a cardboard “flip” โœจ. Each flip features the word “love” with the “o” replaced by a genuine penny, adding a special touch to this heartfelt gift ๐Ÿ’–. Perfect for collectors, romantics, and anyone who wants to spread positivity ๐ŸŒŽ, our flips are a unique and meaningful way to celebrate special occasions or show someone you care ๐Ÿ’. The penny symbolizes good luck and prosperity ๐Ÿ€, and with our hand-embellished design, each flip is truly one-of-a-kind ๐ŸŽจ. Spread joy with our hand-embellished penny in a cardboard “flip” today! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฐ

And my Book about Rembrandt Print States & Values…

๐ŸŽจ Dive into the world of Rembrandt with “Rembrandt CSI” ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ. This fascinating book explores the states and values of a group of Rembrandt etchings, providing insight into the artist’s techniques and style ๐Ÿ“š.

Discover the history and significance of each etching, along with suggested retail prices for collectors and enthusiasts ๐Ÿ’ฐ. Whether you’re an art lover, collector, or student, “Rembrandt CSI” is a must-read for anyone who wants to deepen their knowledge and appreciation of Rembrandt’s work ๐Ÿ™Œ.

With engaging text and stunning images, this book is the perfect addition to any art lover’s collection ๐ŸŽจ. Get your copy of “Rembrandt CSI” today and unlock the secrets of one of the greatest artists of all time ๐Ÿ“–.

I’m releasing the incomplete tapes of “Seance” —

๐Ÿ”ฎ Uncover the secrets of E.J. Gold’s “seance” with our mostly complete long-lost audio tapes ๐ŸŽง. Recorded at the workshop held at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre in Vancouver, these tapes provide a rare glimpse into the mind of an acclaimed mystic and artist ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ.

Experience the power of E.J. Gold’s teachings and techniques, as he guides you through a journey of self-discovery and enlightenment ๐ŸŒŸ. While there are a few missing parts due to tape issues, the majority of the recordings are intact and provide valuable insights into Gold’s work.

These tapes are a treasure trove of wisdom and inspiration, perfect for anyone seeking to deepen their spiritual practice or explore the mysteries of the universe ๐ŸŒŒ. The long-lost audio tapes of E.J. Gold’s “seance” are a must-have for any fan or student of his work ๐Ÿ”, and with our high-quality recordings, you’ll feel as if you’re right there in the room with him ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ.

Don’t miss out on this rare opportunity to discover the magic of E.J. Gold’s “seance” for yourself ๐Ÿ™Œ. Get your hands on the mostly complete long-lost audio tapes today ๐Ÿ“€!

NOTE: Movements Book available NOW as PDF!!!

๐Ÿ“š Unlock the power of “Movements” with our ultimate guide, now available on a convenient USB flash drive ๐Ÿ’ป. Profusely illustrated with vintage “Group One” photos, our PDF book offers step-by-step instructions on costumes and choreography ๐ŸŽญ.

Discover the beauty and depth of this powerful technique with our comprehensive guide, designed for both beginners and advanced practitioners alike ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ. With our book, you’ll learn how to channel your inner energy and transform your life.

And now, with the book available on a USB flash drive, you can take it with you wherever you go ๐ŸŒ. Access the book from your laptop, desktop computer, or even your smartphone for on-the-go practice and inspiration ๐Ÿ“ฑ.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to revolutionize your practice and transform your life. Get your copy of “Movements” on a USB flash drive today ๐Ÿ’ป!

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And about my painted chocolate tins you say nothing???

๐ŸŽจ Introducing our rare, handpainted chocolate tins, created by renowned artist E.J. Gold.

๐ŸŒŸ Each tin is crafted with incredible detail, resembling antique food tins, and features a beautiful angel on the front, along with two scenic designs on either side.

๐ŸŽ These tins make for a stunning addition to any collector’s inventory, or a thoughtful gift for any art lover.

๐Ÿซ And while the contents of the tin are legitimate food substance, licensed and all that, it is important to treat the tin itself as a rare collectible, rather than for consumption.

๐Ÿ‘€ With limited availability, these handpainted chocolate tins are truly a one-of-a-kind treasure that any collector or art enthusiast would be proud to own.

โœจ Don’t miss out on the opportunity to add this rare, handpainted chocolate tin to your collection. Order yours today and own a piece of art history!

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And my handmade copper earrings?

๐ŸŒŸ Make a statement with our stunning hand-embossed copper earrings, created by renowned artist E.J. Gold.

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽจ Each earring is a work of art, with intricate embossed designs that are sure to catch the eye of anyone in the room.

๐Ÿ’– Whether you’re dressing up for a night out, or adding a touch of bohemian flair to your everyday look, these earrings are the perfect accessory for any outfit.

๐Ÿ‘‚ Lightweight and comfortable to wear, you’ll forget you even have them on!

๐ŸŽ Plus, these earrings make for a thoughtful and unique gift for any art lover or jewelry enthusiast in their 20s.

๐ŸŒž So why settle for ordinary when you can stand out with our hand-embossed copper earrings by E.J. Gold? Order yours today and add a touch of artistry to your wardrobe!

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Something for my alien friends?

๐Ÿ‘ฝ Take home a piece of art history with our signed photo color print of E.J. Gold with his extraterrestrial alien friends.

๐Ÿ“ธ Captured in vivid detail, this 8×10 print is the perfect addition to any art or sci-fi enthusiast’s collection.

๐ŸŒŸ E.J. Gold is a world-renowned artist and spiritual teacher, and this rare photograph captures his connection with beings from other worlds.

๐Ÿ‘ฝ Whether you’re a believer in extraterrestrial life or just love unique and thought-provoking art, this photo is sure to captivate and inspire.

๐ŸŽ Plus, this signed print makes for a truly one-of-a-kind gift for anyone who appreciates the unusual and unexpected.

๐Ÿ‘€ So why settle for ordinary art when you can own a piece of history with our signed photo color print of E.J. Gold with his extraterrestrial alien friends? Order yours today and experience the wonder and mystery of the universe!

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Presidential Pitch?

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Take home a piece of history with our signed photo of E.J. Gold alongside some of America’s most iconic leaders.

๐Ÿ“ธ This 8×10 photo features E.J. Gold alongside various Presidents, including George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, and others.

๐ŸŒŸ E.J. Gold is a world-renowned artist and spiritual teacher, and this rare photograph captures his connection with influential leaders from American history.

๐ŸŽ Whether you’re a history buff, a collector of rare items, or just looking for a unique piece of art to hang on your wall, this signed photo is a must-have.

๐Ÿ‘€ Plus, this signed print makes for a truly one-of-a-kind gift for anyone who appreciates the historical significance of these Presidential figures.

๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ So why settle for ordinary art when you can own a piece of history with our signed photo of E.J. Gold with his Presidential friends? Order yours today and experience the power and influence of American leadership.

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And for my hammered wire jewelry?

๐Ÿ”จ Elevate your jewelry collection with the rustic elegance of our hammered copper wire earrings and pendants, handcrafted by modernist jeweler E.J. Gold.

๐ŸŒŸ Each piece is expertly crafted by hand, ensuring that no two pieces are alike and that each one is a unique work of art.

๐Ÿ’Ž Made from high-quality copper wire, these earrings and pendants are not only beautiful, but also durable and long-lasting.

๐ŸŽ Whether you’re looking for a unique gift for a loved one or simply want to treat yourself to something special, our hammered copper wire earrings and pendants are the perfect choice.

๐Ÿ‘€ With their earthy tones and intricate designs, these pieces are sure to turn heads and make a statement wherever you go.

๐Ÿ›๏ธ So why settle for ordinary jewelry when you can own a truly one-of-a-kind piece designed by a master modernist jeweler? Order your hammered copper wire earrings and pendants by E.J. Gold today and experience the beauty and craftsmanship of handmade jewelry.

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Handmade Sumerian Ur Bead Earrings:

๐ŸŒŸ Make a statement with our one-of-a-kind hammered drop silver wire earrings, adorned with ancient Sumerian beads from UR that date back to 4600 B.C. and made by noted jeweler E.J. Gold, who is also an antiquities collector.

๐Ÿ‘€ These unique earrings are expertly crafted with high-quality silver wire that has been hammered to create an intricate, eye-catching design.

๐Ÿ” The ancient Sumerian beads from UR add an element of history and intrigue to these already beautiful earrings, making them a truly special addition to any jewelry collection.

๐Ÿ’Ž With their lightweight feel and comfortable fit, you can wear these earrings all day without any discomfort.

๐ŸŽ Looking for a gift for a loved one? These earrings are the perfect choice for anyone who loves unique, one-of-a-kind jewelry.

๐Ÿ›๏ธ So why settle for ordinary earrings when you can own a piece of history and artistry with our hammered drop silver wire earrings with ancient Sumerian beads from UR, made by noted jeweler E.J. Gold who is also an antiquities collector? Order yours today and experience the beauty and craftsmanship of handmade jewelry.

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Gemstone & Hammered & Granulation Silver:

๐ŸŒŸ Elevate your look with our stunning beaded wire with hammered wire drops earrings. The hammered texture of the wire creates a unique, artisanal feel that will stand out from other jewelry.

๐Ÿ’Ž The natural gemstone beads add a touch of color and elegance to these already beautiful earrings. Each pair features a different combination of gemstones, making them truly one-of-a-kind.

๐Ÿ‘€ With their lightweight feel and comfortable fit, you can wear these earrings all day without any discomfort. The secure hook design ensures they stay in place, making them perfect for any occasion.

๐ŸŽ Looking for a gift for a loved one? These earrings are the perfect choice for anyone who loves handmade, artisanal jewelry.

๐Ÿ›๏ธ So why settle for ordinary earrings when you can own a unique, handmade piece with natural gemstone beads and hammered wire drops? Order your beaded wire with hammered wire drops earrings today and experience the beauty and craftsmanship of handmade jewelry.

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Copper Beads & Czech Hardwood Bracelets:

๐ŸŒณ Add a touch of nature to your style with our stunning copper bracelets with Czech wood beads. Each bracelet features unique wood beads that complement the warm copper tone perfectly.

๐Ÿ”จ Handcrafted with care, our bracelets are made from high-quality copper that’s been hammered for a unique texture. This creates a rustic look that’s perfect for those who love the outdoors and natural beauty.

๐Ÿ’ช Our bracelets are not only beautiful but durable too. The sturdy design ensures they can withstand daily wear and tear, so you can enjoy them for years to come.

๐ŸŽ These bracelets make the perfect gift for anyone who loves handmade, artisanal jewelry. And with their versatile style, they’re sure to match any outfit and any occasion.

๐Ÿ›๏ธ So why settle for ordinary bracelets when you can own a unique, handmade piece with Czech wood beads and copper? Order your copper bracelets with Czech wood beads today and experience the beauty and craftsmanship of handmade jewelry.

๐ŸŒŸ Bonus: Copper is believed to have health benefits, making our bracelets not only stylish but potentially beneficial to your health too.

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Miniature abstract canvases on stretcher bars:

๐ŸŽจ Elevate your art collection with one-of-a-kind miniature paintings by E.J. Gold from the “String Theory Series”. Each canvas is crafted with the utmost care using high-quality materials, including a hardwood stretcher bar and durable canvas.

๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ These abstract paintings are signed original works and feature a unique design that’s sure to spark conversation and inspire imagination. With their small size of 2″x4″, they’re perfect for adding a pop of color to any space, whether it’s on a desk, bookshelf, or wall.

๐Ÿ”ฌ Inspired by the complex theories of string physics, the “String Theory Series” is a representation of the universe’s hidden forces and the beauty of the unknown, brought to life by the renowned artist E.J. Gold. Each piece is a unique and one-of-a-kind masterpiece, making it a must-have for any art collector.

๐ŸŽ Looking for a unique and thoughtful gift? Our miniature paintings make the perfect present for any occasion, from birthdays to weddings to anniversaries.

๐ŸŒŸ Order your “String Theory Series” miniature paintings by E.J. Gold today and add a touch of abstract beauty to your art collection.

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So as you can see, you can use your chatbot to give your sales pitches flavor and audience appeal, if for instance, you’re talking to a younger crowd — you don’t know their language, and you need this kind of help, believe me, and it’s far better than hiring someone on fiverr to do the same thing you’ll eventually learn to do well, maybe.

See You At The Top!!!

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