I typically wear a Quantum Witch in a fancy bezel, with a fairly heavy chain for my promo photo, my primary is of me wearing an ammy, just as you see it here. This is the kind of folksy casual photo I might put up, and in fact, it’s the one I use.
Notably, I don’t show a closeup of the amulet I’m selling. It’s about the amulet being handmade by me, with a guarantee that this is an authentic E.J. Gold Amulet, and that it comes with a COA stating that fact, and this single shot of me wearing an ammy as the front piece.
I don’t want to show the amulet up close at all, for a thousand reasons, all of which have to do with knockoffs, which have happened, and with harassment from the listing sites. When the customer sees me on the cover, as it were, it’s “branded” and guaranteed genuine.
Also, I don’t have to change the photo every time I’m forced to change my components, as they run out of stock worldwide. There’s not much call for crystal radios these days.
So what about the description and attributes and all that stuff? Simple, just direct them to yoyodyneindustries or brane-power, where they can see and compare many different ammies, and get an idea of user satisfaction, with thousands of letters of praise and thanks.
Here’s a Typical Heading I use for a listing:
Love Power Crystal Quantum Radio Amulet handmade by E.J. Gold
Here’s a Basic Sales Pitch for my CQRs:
If you want to really turn the world on, try selling Crystal Quantum Amulets. Here’s one sales pitch you could use on eBay or Etsy to attract buyers.
🤩 Looking for a unique and stylish way to enhance your spiritual practice? 🔮 Look no further than our crystal quantum amulets! 😍 With their powerful energy and beautiful design, these amulets are the perfect accessory to help you connect with the spiritual realm and elevate your consciousness. 💫 Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity to enhance your spiritual journey. Order your crystal quantum amulet today! 🙌
Here’s an alternative sales pitch:
🌟✨🔮 If you want to enhance your focus, energy, and overall well-being, while protecting yourself from harmful electromagnetic radiation and negative energies, a crystal quantum radio amulet might be just what you need! 🙌😌💫 With a unique and stylish design, the amulet is not only functional, but also a beautiful piece of jewelry that can be worn with a variety of outfits. 💎💍👀 It can also be a helpful tool for deepening your meditation practice or connecting with your spiritual side, as well as reducing feelings of stress and anxiety, promoting restful sleep, and strengthening your intuition and discernment. 🧘♀️🛌👁️💆♂️💆♀️ Additionally, the amulet is made from the highest-quality materials, and comes with a COA, making it a valuable investment in your well-being. 💪🌟
Here’s a different appeal:
🚀 Looking for a way to connect with the universe beyond our planet? 🌌 Look no further than the Crystal Quantum Radio Amulet! 🔮 This powerful device uses quantum entanglement to establish a link with extraterrestrial civilizations and even higher dimensions of existence. 🛸 With the CQR Amulet, you can explore the mysteries of the cosmos and make contact with intelligent life from across the universe! 🪐 So why wait? Order your own CQR Amulet today and open the doors to a universe of infinite possibilities! 🌟
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Simply copy & paste into your “description” section of your “for sale” item. It gives both information and a small peppering of color and fun into your ad.
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In the meantime, I want to take the time to say first of all, thank you for your support in visiting my etsy store and commenting on things and liking stuff and all that sort of thing. My stats are very good, and I might earn the “Star Seller” badge soon, which enables me to do a lot of marketing things I can’t do yet. I’m not far away, only .1 point, but it takes YOU to get me past those first groanings of beginnings.
I’ve put up hundreds of .99 cent things so you could just have fun without it getting serious, but I’ve also put up some strong entries in the necklace arena, and more are on the way, along with rings and other such.
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I want to remind you that I wrote “Conversations with a Chatbot” for YOU, and I’ve made it available by download on my Etsy store. Click Here to Go There.
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Thank you for your order. Now let’s get down to business: I have plans for the entire group to participate in a fun marketing idea, which I’ll present this morning, if all goes well.
See You At The Top!!!
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