ESCAPE! Videos #24

I have a bunch of rare+ Victorian Christmas Cards up on zazzle.

Let us take just a moment before we find our way to the interesting and hilarious videos I found for you last night … I want to take the time to remind you that Christmas is coming, and so is Hanukah. And Kwanzaa. And my birthday.

What I mean is, well… the story of baby Jesus says it all:

When the baby Jesus was suckling at Mary’s breast, the three Wisemans from the Lower East Side came into the manger, bearing gifts for the baby — reportedly it was a small package of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, in three distinct mounds.

“We have brought these gifts to celebrate the arrival on Earth of this Holy infant, so tender and mild, King of the Jews, Lord of the Universe, etc., etc…”

The baby Jesus was, of course, instantly able to speak perfectly. He had the same problem as me — Christmas and birthday are so close together, you only get one present for both. He looks up at them and says: “Nu? Eppis for my birthday?”.

Eppis means “a little something”, more or less — it’s Yiddish, which makes the joke funnier, if you happen to also know that baby Jesus is speaking Yiddish, which of course, he didn’t — Yiddish is 14th century German that got stuck in time, like nuns’ habits, which are 14th century normal clothing, but highly suspicious in these modern times.

I have one wish for this season — that it be peaceful and merry. I’ve been wishing that for a long, long time, now, but it doesn’t seem to have done much good.

I tried to get on the telephone with Mr. Hitler, but the line was engaged, and so there was nothing I could do to avert the carnage of the next sixty years, so here’s a video you might enjoy.

It’s a rather unusual instrument, not often seen in the west — a harmonica. Just kidding.

The thing is, you want to lead a double life in your life — in the sense that you’re working in at least two worlds at once — one that is gritty, downright organic and in-your-face, and the other a parallel world in which you carry on your spiritual work, invisibly and powerfully.

The stuff that you do and accomplish “in-game” is nothing — it gets wiped away and recycled pretty quickly, and within 10,000 years, your name will be Mud.

“Hi, my name is Mud,” you might say, but then again, you might not, so how do you operate in the spiritual levels while at the same time making the payments.

There’s nothing like a 40-year mortgage staring you in the face at the end of every month to convince you that the world around you is very real, indeed.

Well, so is the invisible world very real indeed. Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.

Some examples of that are gravity, electricity, magnetism and many more, invisible forces that act on us all the time, and that we can measure, yet we can’t see it in the present, and we have in the past, only the path it traveled to indicate to us that it had been here.

Well, living both lives is manageable, but you have to learn the secrets that make it work. All you need now is a simple boost up, which said “boost” comes directly from Merit, and Merit in turn comes from acting outside the bubblel of your own personal benefit, and you know what that means!

Yep, it’s holiday season again.

Did you know that you could do the same thing that I’m doing on eBay?

I merely scan through the immense stockpile of offerings we have on various sites, put those items up on eBay and fulfill them when they sell.

No need for me to personally OWN any of the things I sell. All I really need is access and permission, and a workout of percentages for me and for the Institute, when I happen to sell something.

All these products carry Blessings, and all of them are intended for the good of those receiving them.

Did you know that you could easily sell the hundreds of products that we make or publish or produce here?

That’s right — all my products, such as the books, the CDs, the DVD videos, the video games, the talks and much, much more, not to mention the jewelry, the art and earring collections, and altar supplies and garden herbs — oops, too late — I mentioned them already.

https://youtu.be/RCn8HJ6FMi0

I hope that was as much fun for you as it was for me. Stay free, stay in good spirits, and remain calm, even though all is not well. Have a great day, no matter what happens.

See You At The Top!!!

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