Bless You. Now, pass the Blessings on. That IS the secret. Don’t be an end-user. Contribute toward the general goodness. Be part of the network, part of the dissemination pattern.
Peace, Wisdom, Security, Patience, Safety, Forgiveness, Purpose, and above all, a clear Understanding.
“With great power comes great responsibility.” — Peter’s Uncle Ben, husband of May Parker, as you well know.
Before you whip out your keyboard and text me wildly and excitedly that I am sadly mistaken, that the famous quote from Spiderman comics is actually not a caption balloon at all — it’s a graphic insert between panels — I know.
Fact is, most folks who quote Ben Parker have no idea where EXACTLY it appeared, but I have the rare issue in hand, and I assure you, it’s an over-panel between four panels of action.
I made my living as a cartoonist, but that’s just not happening anymore. Computer animation takes the place of drawing skills, although other skills, notably programming skills, now apply.
You can’t just draw something anymore. It don’t sell.
One way that YOU can participate directly in our work efforts is to resell various products — books, DVDs, CDs, jewelry and meditation gear galore — and take 40% for your effort, to help you to make your work possible.
You have to pay the rent, even if you’re sitting there reading the ABD for a client.
It’s my job to help you figure out a plan, a way to do that without getting evicted or starving to death, which are your only options in the Age of Trump, if you’re among the poor.
That means anyone with an income of zero or less, which includes most of us, sitting around houses with unpaid mortgages, waiting for them to come and take you away.
Well, there are other solutions besides caving in to that rotten bastard in the White House. Want an insight into his problem?
He’s a textbook-classic NPD — Narcissistic Personality Disorder — with horrific Daddy Issues, but mostly he’s afraid to die alone.
I’m not making that up. It’s part of known reportage. He doesn’t want to be the only one to die.
As President of the most powerful nation on Earth, he can take many millions with him when he goes, which clearly won’t be long now — he’s in his 70s, and you know what that means, and he’s under constant daily stress. Make that “hourly”.
His plan is to allow the virus to rage rampant.
The history books back in the 37th century, where I came from fairly recently, all say that he was responsible for 65 MILLION deaths, thus beating Hitler’s record by a clean 10 million souls, all of which end up on my desk.
Yep, on the Other Side, we’re having a field day with dead souls coming from Trump’s America every day — about a thousand at a time.
This makes paperwork nightmares on our side, but we’re dealing with it.
We always do. Look at the great handling of the 1918 pandemic. We were overwhelmed with cases from the very first day, not to mention the Black Plague.
I promised myself I wouldn’t mention the Black Plague, but it’s too late now — it’s already mentioned. Twice. Now a third time. Fourth time.
It’s hard to get out of a tight little cycle like that.
Here’s a little piece of Virtual Real Estate you might like to offer:
Own Your Own Personal Tibetan Temple
Notice the clean lines, beautiful paneling and priceless Tibetan Thangkas on the wall. Torch-lit and heated against the snowy outside, this is the perfect getaway for silent meditation, chanting and movements.
The padded chairs accommodate a medium-sized group, and larger customized temples are available.
Send $20 in unmarked bills every month for your surprise Virtual Real Estate Deal. You will never be disappointed!
Hours of deep involvement, far from the Trumpies and their loud horns and annoying whistles and grunts.
If you need even more escape from Planet Trump, ask for our Escape From Planet Trump offerings — again, you won’t be disappointed.
Need something to do today? Join me in TF2.
Have to ask, “What is TF2?” — you need to contact us real soon, before there isn’t any TF2 left to send you to.
No matter who wins this election — and it may never be settled — you can take the civil unrest that follows right to the racetrack and bet it on the horses.
Don’t forget the primary Republican Battle-Cry:
“When there’s blood in the streets, there’s money to be made!”
Well, there’ll be plenty of money for even the greediest Republican. All it takes is to be willing to take advantage of others and to be mean and greedy.
If you can’t hack that, you’ll have to go down as just another victim.
I lived through the First Holocaust. I don’t figure I’ll survive the next one. Survive or don’t, you’ll need some extra money in the Afterlife.
While you can’t take it with you, you CAN develop the skills to earn your upkeep anywhere you land, including The Brute World, which is the next stop.
Yes, we’re on a local train. Try to remember that as you sit there reading your downloads and social media updates.
Want some freedom from being a sucker for click-bait?
Again, there’s a solution for that, but you need to CONTACT us to get it.
This 3d shooter is really wild. You’ll have a tough time just staying alive. The Post Office is only one mission for Going Postal.
You get TEN FABULOUS NEW WEAPONS, including magic, grapple, rocket launcher and the ever-popular NAIL GUN, redesigned for 2021.
There are hundreds more virtual products, and thousands of jewelry products and art products and crafts and all sorts of hand-made items, all of which are sitting presently in storage, waiting to go to new homes.
I merely want to find good homes for them, particularly for the rarities.
How about a nice coin for your collection?
This is the famous New Jersey Quarter featuring an IMMIGRANT family going through Ellis Island in New Jersey back around 1900.
I’ve put a solid heavyweight sterling silver HANDMADE twisted wire “Real Rope” bezel around it, and an extra-wide bail loop to hang it from any silver chain — the chain is NOT included, but I can get them for you wholesale. Cost of this item?
Depends.
If you buy a whole bingy-bongy bunch of stuff, you get a major discount, either 40% or 50%. I give you the biggest discount I can afford to give you.
Why?
So you can learn how to work. I have no Earthly motivations, a habit I heartily recommend.
Mask Up Elegantly
This is how to do that. Send for my giant Covid Mask Catalog for some great personal mask ideas.
Contact me if you’d like to learn how to design things like this mask.
If you’d like a mask like this for your Ashram Avatar, I have them for sale in my Prosperity Path LeslieAnnStandup shop, in the Second Life marketplace.
Can’t find the store? Contact me.
Asking for Help is the Number One lesson in the ABD. Lesson unlearned will be repeated.
See You At The Top!!!
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