That’s the kind of #ClickBait or #SuckerBaitButton I’d put out there once my follower index reached at least a few thousand over a million, so the “unfollows” will not take you down below the million follower mark.
One million followers translates to money. Merely by selling your followers down the river, marketing-wise, you can generate a whole hell of a lot of bitcoins, with which you could retire to Switzerland and live the rest of your life in hiding — which, if you’re a natural recluse, could be a big win/win for everyone.
You’re out of the way, and they’re out of yours.
The whole meaning of life thing is really, terribly simple. There isn’t any big deal to it, nothing to learn, nothing to master, nothing to dig into or make efforts about — it’s just a simple click of a button or tap of the fingertip on the “follow” button on my InstaGram account.
Raise Yourself From The Dead
What, you’re expecting someone else to come along and do this? If you want raising from the dead, you can darn well do it yourself, and there’s no easier way to achieve instant immortality and resurrection, along with transformation and total consciousness in the waking state, it’s easy enough to come by.
One single simple step does it. Yes, that’s right. Immortality and Resurrection, Guaranteed — but how is it done, what do you have to do, what obstacles must you overcome?
None of that is necessary.
Brush aside all the personal trials and sufferings and supplications and learning curves and all the initiations and dawning realizations and blissful contemplations and rushes of brilliant intuition and all that sort of rubbish.
It’s Instant & Permanent.
Anyone who follows me on InstaGram is automatically guaranteed higher conscious rebirth and a place in The Great Work forever, or as long as InstaGram lasts, whichever comes first.
Hey, there’s an even better offer on my website, but I can’t remember which website it was, but I’m sure you’ll find it okay, everyone seems to find the pages that have been erased.
Pages that don’t exist anymore.
Partly that’s because we’ve dumped hundreds of websites, down to the ones we want to market — we are having a big sale on fantastic short-name domain names, and if you want to cash in on the big domain name marketplace, you’re two and a half generations too late.
Bullshit on a Stick
But golly whiz, it’s always something, isn’t it?
These days, it’s all about Trump, but there will be a time, very soon now, when his name will be totally forgotten, and nobody will remember the trouble he caused or the horror that came from his — oh, but I don’t want to spoil the end of the story.
I’ll let you decide if Trump was a Mad Genius or merely a brilliant psychotic.
You have every reason to tremble and be afraid, but armed with the Godd™ Particle and the Bardo Wristband, you take on the Powers of Goodness against the Powers of Badness.
I said “Powers of Badness”, not “Powers of Baldness”, but someone’s bound to get it wrong. Anyhow, it’s total chaos in the White House and Congress.
Yes, Kaos is at it again.
Don’t worry about Kaos — Bernie Koppell, who plays Sigfried, is a personal friend — AND I know his agent. I can get you a speaking part on the show, if you’re willing to work in the Afterlife Production Department of Miracle Films — “If it’s a great movie, it’s a Miracle!”.
If you just expect to survive on Planet Trump, you can’t slump your shoulders and walk like you’re trying out for a non-speaking part in Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. Get out there with your message, and throw some punches, throw your weight around.
Too bad Donnie Trumpie-Poo doesn’t want to pick on kids his own size. If he did, I’d be in his sights. We know each other. He is an Evil Avatar, and I work on the underpaid side of the aisle.
The KEY to taking him out? Get in his face 24 hours a day with raw, ruthless comedy about him, taking hefty soundbytes out of his delicate narcissistic hide. Nothing short of humiliation will drive him out of office, including being voted out. He has no intention of leaving the Oval Office.
Period.
And from a comedienne’s point of view, I’d rather he stay, no matter how much damage he does to the nation, because you just can’t write shit like this. Nobody would believe you.
Because all this stuff becomes history and is duly entered into the history textbooks which have survived the years between now and the 37th century, which is where I’m sitting now, writing this through my Urthgame Avatar, I can use it and get away with it.
What I mean is, there would be a howling outcry against my “facts” about Donald Trump were it not for the massive historical background material that I have at my disposal. I have access to ALL the information about the 21st century that has survived into my time.
That’s right. I’ve seen the Halloween Mask and the Donald Trump Comic Book, and I’ve seen, but not actually handled or gotten close to, a MAGA hat, or at least part of one.
The hat is in perfect condition except for the dent in the forehead. It got folded up and kept in a box for hundreds of years.
Wikileaks is Evil
I also have a reference to “Donald Trump” contained in a flash drive that has a number of wikileaks postings still viewable on my ancient 21st century desktop device, although the keyboard has been slightly altered so it can be used with my more modern device, the Box.
The Box does everything that all your computer and computerized things do, but it does it all at once, all the time. There is no “On” or “Off” switch.
You know, pretty much like your cellphone and television set.
You can turn the sound up or down, and you can change the channel. What more do you want out of a machine? But, of course, you can’t turn it off.
If you turned it off, how could you receive telemarketing offers and instructions from your leaders?
Sound of Crickets.
Besides, turning it off would make everything quiet. Who could tolerate silence, even for a few seconds?
I don’t blame you for protecting your continual sound emanations from any device you happen to have. A cellphone is what you have today. Tomorrow, you won’t be holding any device in your hand.
You have a terrific opportunity here in Trump World. There has never been a more chaotic time in Amerikan history, and you can take advantage of it to increase our circle of followers!
Yes, in Trump World, the object of the game is to get more followers than the other guy, and if you’re the other guy, to get more than the other other guy, if you’re following me, and if you’re not, go ahead and tap on the “follow” button right now, I’ll wait.
In Trump World, we fight to win and we don’t care how.
It means that the gloves are off. If it’s okay for them, it’s okay for us, is the rule of law — if they lie, cheat, steal, and switch the cards, feel free to do what you’d do at any poker game in the Old West.
Just Walk On By …
That’s right. Don’t need to outgun them, just outlive ’em, and with CONSCIOUS REBIRTHING, you can certainly do that. In fact, you can do a whole helluva lot more than that. You can leave your entire estate to yourself. All you need to do is REBIRTH CONSCIOUSLY and pick up the dough at the nearest Western Union Office.
Simple as that — but is it easy?
Hey, as anyone who knows me well will ask you, if it weren’t totally easy, would I have done it a million billion times?
Of course it’s easy.
You just hire a lawyer who’s able to draft up a Living Trust, then you set up either a Foundation or a Limited Liability Cor … oh, heck, you’ve done this before, you know the drill. I don’t want to bore you with the details.
Just do the usual and let ‘er rip.
Speaking of rip, R.I.P. comes to mind. It should. It means “Rest in Peace”, and that’s exactly what you should do, once you’ve handled all your reincarnation needs.
- The real question isn’t “Who wins?” — it’s “Who inherits”.
- Where there’s a Will, there’s a Probate.
- The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth, while The Strong is Contesting the Will.
How does all this relate to my Sucker-Bait Buttons? Well, a Sucker-Bait Button is a branded version of the usual “click-bait” button, but it’s branded, and is therefore worth money to me, and if you want to get on that particular bandwagon, you’ll have to talk to my agent.
Psst! Wanna buy a brand?
I can deliver an entire year’s supply of Sucker-Bait Buttons for any business or social dynamic you care to name.
That’s right. Any type of brand campaign you want to run, I can do the basics for you, and that’s the basis of a powerhouse business that, were I in my 30s, I would start today.
It’s one of those Billion Dollar Businesses that anyone with skill and knowledge can build up from nothing to a billion bucks within 90 days.
Hey, that could well be a viable idea for a television production — something like “Undercover Hotel”, but call it “Undercover Billionaire”.
Uh, oh. I just looked it up on google. It’s already in production, sigh. Another great idea shot to hell by someone else who did it first.
Well, nothing to stop you from doing the same, but without the video crew. Take selfies as you move upward on the money scale.
Meanwhile, you could have been learning to move upward on the Being Scale.
That’s right, there’s a way to do it.
Make that an EASY way to do it. You can upscale right through all the lower dimensions, and it’s as easy as ABD:
Merely wear a Godd™ Particle everywhere you go. Note how powerful you feel when you’re wearing it.
Now buy more of them, three for $100, and sell them for anywhere from $49.95 to $89.95, or even more when they’re strung on beaded necklaces, up to $395 for a single necklace.
Get them on people, and do it fast, while there’s still time.
Do Well by Doing Good.
Wear a Bardo Band on your left wrist. Tell people about them. Sell them to anyone who will listen or respond.
Spare no single moment. Always be selling them, always be sending people to the FREE quantum magic videos — QMVs — on youtube, always get them on course and in the flow.
Make it your fanatical goal to increase the circle, to grow our spiritual business. Even when we reach the goal of 10 million followers, keep the circle growing, until it includes every living human being and every cat, dog, horse and household pet on the planet.
Squeeze EVIL out like the pimple it is.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby