The fact is that you’ll never get a chance to fully explain the Godd™ Particle or any of the brightly-colored bracelet-bands that you’re offering for a TRY-ON.
To make this work, you MUST have nothing more in mind — the TRY-ON is the goal, the sale is totally extra, at least in your clear and uncluttered mind.
If you’ve done your work on yourself, selling will be easy. If you haven’t, then TRYING to sell will sharpen up your Essence Skills and bring your Essential Self to LIFE.
Just wearing the Godd™ Particle will awaken, but USING it will bring will and energy, and SELLING it will bring many levels of breakthroughs in consciousness and conscience.
In short, it’s a really terrific way to spend your day — expanding the community of Work and at the same time earning a nice income, not to mention all the folks you’ll be putting to work on your sales team when you decide to become its manager and distributor.
THE SALE IS THE CONVERSION
You might not think of the sale of a single item such as a BAND or a Godd™ Particle as a “conversion of the heathen”, but it definitely is.
When they put that thing on, it changes them ever so slightly, and that’s the conversion effect.
Only with time and attention can that effect be improved upon, but it can — using and selling the item will bring more penetration into the mystery.
Mastery Confers Mastery
That may sound like double-speak, but it isn’t. Only mastery can bring about mastery — nothing short of mastery will do. So how to master??? I’ve already given away the secret, but I’ll remind you:
Wear it, Use it, Sell it.
So what don’t you understand about “Wear it”? In the case of a bracelet or wristband, there’s little choice where you’re going to put it on, or how.
If you’ve got a Godd™ Particle, you can put it on a chain or cord or make it into a beaded necklace or broadcollar, or put it on a keychain or put it on a sterling silver jeweler’s finding, and wear it as a charm, pin or brooch.
And what about “Use it” befuddles your brain? Just plug it into the USB port on your PC or laptop. If you have an adapter, you can bring some things into your mobile device as well.
So What’s In There???
Okay, fair question, but do keep in mind that you will probably never actually get to use this information on the average customer.
At some point, you can introduce the idea of “learning to use” the item at a workshop, but leave that alone until the sale has been completed. It might even wait a few days or weeks while the customer becomes curious on their own.
With that in mind, let’s open these thing up and take a look at what’s inside. We already know what’s outside, but let’s review those things:
Godd™ Particle Pendant — $89.95 retail
The Godd™ Particle contains a massive BardoTown Orb, from which you can enter into the Compleat Enchanter II, Cross Candle Co., The Gemini, Cosmo Street, Magical Mystery Museum, Museum of Unnatural History, Chen-Rig Temple, Norton Street, God Cube and more … about eight hours of wandering and interacting, if you wanted to see everything.
THE SLAP BANDS
Slap Bands go on the wrist, and are easily plugged into laptop or desktop for use of the included material, which may be ORBS, INDUCTIONS, BOOKS, CHARTS and more.
BLUE “My Meditation” BAND
- Chen-Rig Temple Orb
- Relaxation Induction
GREEN “Prosperity” BAND
- Prosperity Orb
- Get Rich Quick Orb
- Prosperity Induction
HOT PINK “Radiant Beauty” BAND
- Amy’s Beauty Orb
- Radiant Beauty Induction
ORANGE “Healing & Help” BAND
- Influences Orb
- Angel Orb
- Wellness Induction
- Angels Healing Journey Book
- High-Definition Angel Chart
YELLOW “Goddess” BAND
- Aphrodite Orb
- Cleopatra Orb
- Helen of Troy Orb
- Inanna Orb
- Ishtar Orb
- Joan of Arc Orb
- Relaxation Induction
RED “Love” BAND
- Love 3 Extreme Orb
- True Love Induction
WHITE “Purification” BAND
- Purify Orb
- Karma Wash Orb
- Detox Orb
- Relaxation Induction
BLACK “Bardo” BAND
- LRS Orb
- 49 Days Orb
- Clear Light Orb
- American Book of the Dead BOOK
You can try to give the customer a rundown of the contents of the pendant and bands, but you might not have the time, and it takes a lot of attention on the customer’s part, so they’ll really have to be interested.
If you’re pushing this information on them, it won’t stick and it won’t make sense, and frankly, you shouldn’t have to explain that much anyway — it just means that you’re using persuasion, and that’s a no-no.
Most folks will just put it on and accept whatever you say — they’re not paying attention to you anyway, and the reason they buy it has nothing to do with the actual thing.
Why did they buy it???
Sure, they like the color or the images onscreen or something, but it won’t EVER be what you think it is. For whatever reason, they bought it.
Be happy with that certain knowledge, limited as it is — and be content with the constant mystery of “why?”, in the World of Forever Wondering.
We all know that things can suddenly and without warning or expectation, “go viral” — and if they do, we can expect them to be pouring out of China and India like popcorn and corn dogs on the Fourth of July within five working days — so we need to be ready for the imitations to come out of the woodwork, and we are.
We don’t sue — we hex.
Just kidding. The way to beat the creeps is to out-market them, but we got them beat even better than that, and easier, too — the perfect strategy for Trump World.
All these items are Blessed
There’s more to it than that, but that’s the basic. Hey, they might be able to copy the LOOK of the thing, but not the thing itself.
I’ll give you a hint how to work with this — THE HASHMARK IS THE BRAND. That’s the new reality — your hashmark is your brand — now, try to protect your hashmark, haw haw!!!
You can’t, even if you work at it every hour of every day, unless you know my little secret, which is, KEEP MOVING.
Don’t sit still for a moment, just like you do in the depths of the deepest dungeons of Diablo II — if you stop, you’re done, and you know it. Just keep moving.
How do you do that on InstaGram and Facebook and Youtube and Twitter?
“Keep Moving” is in fact ALL you do on those social media swimming pools.
Social Media Marketing
SMM, or Social Media Marketing, is the use of social media to sell things. That’s all it means. And social media happens on the internet, which is itself technically just another form of mail-order, and don’t you forget it.
Mail-Order means that the customer finds you somehow — it may be online, in a magazine, newspaper, handout, poster or some other means of letting the customer know you are there and what it is you are offering for sale.
It’s strictly transactional.
If you think there’s something there beyond fishing for customers, go to the nearest railroad and pay the owner ten times the roll of the dice.
It’s all about customers.
Customers for your products, your services, your information, your points of view, your political leanings, your views on youth, the economy and the beltway boys.
It’s all about peddling your wares, whether they are tangible or ethereal.
You can have the most wonderful wares in the world — and we do — but if nobody knows it, nobody buys it, and if nobody buys it, nobody uses it.
You end up with a garage or several storage units full of thousands of wonderful somethings that you haven’t moved because you haven’t reached people to tell them what you have.
If nobody knows, nobody buys. So how to communicate in this Age of Babble?
It’s really very simple. First of all, use simple words and simple phrases — actually slogans or soundbytes, but no matter what you use, keep it simple.
The word “InstaGram” conveys the basic truth:
Instant & Graphic.
If you think you’ve plumbed the level of “dumb” out there in the public swarms, you’re wrong.
If you want to sell anything these days, even at a fair, where there’s a little slack cut for merchants and merchandising, you’ll have to get the IDEA of what it is you’re selling across INSTANTLY or not at all.
If you perform busking rituals at a variety of venues, meaning you sing and play guitar at your local subway station, bus station, health food market or public library, you’ll soon come to appreciate how little their attention, how instantly their mood will change with every passing puff of wind.
Your TIMING has to be perfect or you’ll starve on that public platform.
Timing is everything, but relaxation and knowledge and understanding and inner quiet do a lot to help the situation.
Hashmarketing
How to HashMarket? Merely affix “How about this?” with a subtitled graphic and a sales button to something related to your offering.
It has to be consistent with the subject, and it has to look natural, not artificial, that you put a thread onto it from whence you did.
The whole idea of “deepening the conversation” is what it’s all about — it’s not piracy, not freeloading, not at all like jumping a claim. It’s an expansion of the subject, and you’re adding another factor, is all.
It’s perfectly fine to do this, as long as the thing is RELEVANT. If it looks artificial, like you’re marketing something with hashmarks, forget it — they won’t rattle a chord.
You need to search out RELEVANCE and RELATIONSHIPS of your item or service to others, so you can find your customers.
All your customers are, right now, sitting or standing around your competitor’s Covefefe Lounge waiting for you to show up and tell them what’s good on the market today.
What a Sweet Little Racket!
Sounds really creepy, right? It is — I’m being intentionally crude, here — I want to get across that sort of dashing heroic action you’d expect from an action movie star, but at the same time, I hope you’ll exercise restraint in your attempts to hustle stuff.
Hustling. Marketing. Raiding. Bootlegging. Same thing.
You’re out there hustling chunks of God and bits of Masters of Wisdom, to a seething, swarming mass of humanity, most of which is just poised to pound on anything that gets in its way around the steamy and wild social media jungle.
Those robo-creatures are going to work, going to lunch, going home or going to a sports event or going shopping or going to the market or going, going, gone.
In short, they’re always on the move, and you can’t stop them, stand in their way or guide them in your direction, and I’m not sure you’d really want to.
You need to overcome your reluctance to interact with a dangerous species like humans — for years, I visited the Central Park Zoo, just to get the feel of what it’s like to be around them.
Yes, there are humans in a zoo. They’re kept away from the peaceful creatures by fences, but unless you offend them in some way, the humans will probably not attack you without warning.
Normally, they give off a sort of dry shaker sound — no, wait, that’s rattle snakes. I guess it’d be the same for humans. Listen for that sound, and jump back or run away if you happen to hear it.
If you can overcome your fear and normal caution, you have to somehow match their trajectory, or get them to break stride and wander over to see what strange and unusual thing you’ve got over there.
I prefer a combination of the two. Set up “Another Roadside Attraction” and at the same time, park yourself right in the traffic stream, so they have to walk around you. This takes some social skills and a lot of pluck, plus more than a little knowledge of self-defense.
When you’re out in public, there’s always a risk.
If you live in Manhattan, you know the risks and you’re ready for anything. If you’ve spent your time among civil creatures, you won’t know what hit you.
Of course, in Washington, the civility is even worse, but you’ll do better hawking your wares elsewhere anyway — perhaps in the “whence” from which you came, to quote both Jack Benny and Randy Rainbow — two of my favorite comedians, both of whom were, coincidentally, members of the LGBTQU? Community.
Jack Benny, like Donald J. Trump, was closeted — at the time, there was little choice. These days, there’s no excuse to not come out, if you’re in.
If you’re already out, you might want to come in from the cold, like the spies who watch over the election committees like hawks at a White House cabinet meeting, which covers the entire company.
Keep the Faith. Don’t forget that selling these items is an act of Faith, of spiritual conversion, so if you’re stopped or hassled, let us know right away!
You have the right to convert the heathen!
You also have the right to remain silent, and to retain counsel. If counsel is unavailable to you, you’re just shit out of luck, because we’ll assign the dumbest asshole to your case that we can find without clients to bother them and make them too busy.
If you’re a recently deceased celebrity, they’re looking for decent club acts at the Starlite Lounge, where Doctor John is making nightly appearances on a two-week booking.
Anyone who needs a large collection of 17th century art should contact me soon, before I offer them in public auction, if you hope for wholesale “fast flip” prices.
I also have CALIFORNIA REAL ESTATE for sale, including a GOLD CLAIM for only $5,000, and a set of GOLD DREDGING PACKPACKING GEAR for only $2,500.
While I’m out here hawking my wares, I might as well mention a VERY RARE collection of CIRCLE OF JOHNSON — Addison, Steele, Swift, Pope, Boswell, etc. — 1700s publication broadsides, bound into early contemporary split-calf bindings, the set at $18,500 firm.
If anyone happens to have contact with any of the multibillionaires out there today, could you ask on my behalf if they could spare a donation of $12 bucks or more to my healing ashram?
Thanks to Iven, several well-known members of Congress and MSNBC now have my book, “Trump is a Four-Letter Word”, which if you haven’t read it, amounts to TREASON or at the very least, DISLOYALTY, so BUY it and READ it and SEND it to people who matter — the shakers and movers.
I can provide you with a list of those to whom the book has already been sent. We’ve had “thank you” responses from several Congresspeople, and I’m looking forward to getting it out there as widely as possible, before the book is burned.
At some point, it will be illegal to question Trump or to make fun of him, punishable by death and no, I’m not kidding — I wish I were. He’s that nuts.
I wrote it anyway. What’s the worst they can do to ya?
Well, they’ve done it to me, countless millions of times, and here I still am, to tell the tale.
I always get the last laugh, and you can, too, with the help of the Godd™ Particle and the Bracelet BANDS, but it won’t do to just wear them — for best results, you need to USE them and SELL them, and therein is the secret.
See You At The Top!!!
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