Why sit around for the next few years wondering what it would be like to actually BE in The Work? There’s no reason to waste the short time you have left on Planet Trump to complete your work here, and I have the perfect solution.
It’s a band. Actually 8 different bands. And YOU could be selling them in person and online and making a FORTUNE doing it.
Oh, don’t get all uptight about the money — it’s just an “enabling factor” that allows you to do even MORE to help others and bring intelligence, wit and wisdom to the community at large.
Yes, these are the bands about which I’ve been talking rather pointedly and repeatedly over the past few days, and will continue to do so. Please take note of the different remedies these offer.
Contained within them are many powerful software quantum magic effects! These bands are the greatest invention since the Wheel, and I’ll tell you why.
You can carry around elements of The Teaching — also called “The Dharma” — as personal adornment, and in a very small item, you can carry ALL the teachings — I mean ALL of them! Ask about this special CONSERVATIONIST effect when you place your WHOLESALE order.
You can learn to sell thousands of these, even if you never meet another person, because you can sell them online! It’s easy, once you know the secret, and I’ll be passing that on in our very next workshop!
All our workshops will have at least SOME focus on the BANDS, because you can use them to work your way out of the economic stranglehold that the Trump Economy has on you.
The BANDS are actually powerful spiritual RELICS, and even a complete temple or city can be stuffed into one of my quantum magic hyperspace flash drives.
I’ve put some of the most powerful INDUCTIONS into the bracelets, as well as VIDEOS and ORBS and entire BOOKS and more, and every ORB has built-in magical relics, most of which you would never be able to obtain on your own.
I have included million-dollar thangkas and rare photos of some of my Tibetan friends, plus many fabulous temples and shrines, and there are even some ORBS that allow you to get into direct personal contact with a number of celebrity gods and goddesses.
The thing is, it’s all available at the snap of the wrist.
These snap bracelets are FUN and powerful and great to wear for ceremony or just around town, and you will always get people asking you what in the world it is, and you’ll be ready to answer them with a TRY-ON and a SALE.
You don’t know how to sell?
Well, hell, that’s an easy one to answer. Learn how. Where? At my workshops. When? Anytime I can get one going. How much? Depends on what you want to do and how much responsibility-level you want to — and are able to — take on.
If you’re real good at motivating people, you’ll want to become a DISTRIBUTOR. That means you get LESS THAN the wholesale price of $20 per unit with a MSRP of $39.95.
How much less? Whatever we can afford to give, is how much less than $20 you’ll pay. Right now, with the current level of ordering, I can get my price down to $19.66 per unit, but I pay $35 postage to get 10 items at a time, so amortize that over ten units, it adds another $3.50 to the manufacturing cost, so I end up losing a couple dollars per unit until we get the CAPITAL needed to start this spiritual industry.
I’ll try to explain. We have no recruitment program and, like most similar communities, we never have had one.
Well, we’re in a different time, place and people.
Racism and anti-Semitism are at an all-time high in the U.S.A., and it’s getting worse as the fascists take more and more power through Trump’s encouragement and financial and political backing.
It’s dangerous as hell out there for any minority, much more dangerous than it ever has been, even back to the First Civil War — this will be the second of three. After that, there is no United States, as I seem to recall from my 21st century history books back home in the 37th century.
Of course, outside the SIM, this “Trump Thing” is considered very funny.
When you’re outside the SIM, nothing in here can touch you, get you or bring you down. Inside the SIM, it seems horrible, but actually, if you remember yourself at all times, you’ll do fine.
… But how to remember self all the time?
Wear the freaking Godd™ Particle, dummy! That’ll spark you at every breath, and make your day go better, higher and more productively, and that’s a guarantee.
Take the Selfie Test
Please don’t believe me. In the Age of Trump, you can’t believe anyone or anything, even what you see and hear. It’s all Fake News from here on in.
What to do?
Get on the bandwagon, of course. Sell BANDS like there’s no tomorrow. Get them on folks who need protection.
If you have to ask, “Protection from what?”, you’re clearly not a member of some sort of minority, whether it be Jewish, Black or a member of the LGBTQU?8l34* Community.
In this Age of Trump, I can offer an entire gallery-full of Tom X originals. Tom X was one of the most respected and well-known gay artists of the 1990s.
Heck darn, if we’re looking for LGBTQ artists to sell to galleries with a hefty trade in gay artists. Not gay art — gay artists– although the landscape does blend a bit when it comes to subject matter.
As LeslieAnnStandup.com — that’s my stage name as a femme comic — I do a lot to bring the Word of the Goddess to the Heathen, but to actually pay the bills, art is my game.
I appreciate the opportunity to help the LGBTQ community build trust among the straights, if there are any left standing, outside the KKK and the GOP. Gosh, everything’s in Initial Caps nowadays!
Speaking of the gay community, you might want to check out the 2019 live tour listings for Randy Rainbow — if you haven’t seen his work, he’s an absolute scream, totally ready for the Broadway stage!
Unfortunately, nothing will bring the Emperor down short of a popular uprising, but that’s the way it always goes, and from the perspective of the Great Mother, whom you will meet on Norton Street, this is All Good.
She likes it when blood runs in the streets — probably the result of being immortal. We all like a little excitement now and then. Eternity is never a problem, until you get close to the end.
You need to learn how to move a hundred Sacred Bracelets a day, and you can do it — believe in yourself and your spirit powers, because you DO have it in you!
Get this done. Send today for a sales kit for $200, $400 or $1,000 bucks, and I’ll send you the most powerful and immediate spiritual salvation you ever peddled at a street fair!
You need the whole kit in order to sell, so you have something for everyone, even the most uptight of the Extremist Right in ANY religious context.
In short, this is the remedy.
Get people to wear a BAND. Do it today! Make money so you can do more! Get over yourself! Help others get over themselves! Make MORE money so you can do even MORE!
BARDO BANDS are the best — I’m ordering 1,000 of them, so GET ON BOARD for $20 a pop! They contain the entire ABD plus the LRS ORB, the 49 DAYS ORB and the CLEAR LIGHT ORB, plus inductions and more!!! The FOUR LINES QUATRAIN is printed in golden letters on the outside, along with the Official Candle Light Sigil of IDHHB, Patent Pending.
Catch my morning show today for more details.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby