I don’t ordinarily use language like that, but I’m learning from those folks who run the Federal Government, especially Anthony Scaramucci — “The Mooch” we used to call him, and of course Rashida Tlaib said it all … “We’re gonna go in there and impeach the motherfucker”, after a few high crimes & misdemeanors catch up with Trumpie-Poo.
Frankly, I wouldn’t impeach him and I hope he lives another twenty years. You wouldn’t want him to become a martyr to the Conspiracy Lobby.
Anyone who gives a shit about chemical trails or vapor trails coming out the tail end of your commercial jetliners is too weird to be allowed to walk the streets, and that’s mostly Trump’s much-touted “base”.
Trump is getting rich off the job of “President”. Frankly, I don’t care who profits.
I’m not AGAINST anyone in Washington, and I’m not FOR anyone, either. They’re all crooks, they’re all rotten to the core, they all lie, they all cheat, they all steal, and they all hate YOUR guts and they’re ALL out to get you, so duck & cover — it’s time to make a buck — that’s all the bastards will allow you to make — and maybe we’ll survive another winter without actual eviction onto the street.
Trump is just another turkey passing through. He’s no better, no worse than Orville Faubus or Theodore Gilbert Bilbo, the most disgusting racist governor who ever ruled Mississippi in the 1800s.
Actually, for sheer unpleasant demonic distress, Mitch McConnell is probably the foulest stinker that ever disgraced the Congressional Chambers, and he’s not far ahead of those miserable grunts — Mike Pence, Chuck Grassley, Marco Rubio — snot-nosed disgusting William Golding “Lord of the Flies” kind of kids who need a lot more sandbox training than they obviously had.
You’ll note the Bertillon Specifications of several RepubliKlan shithole country folk. For instance, the thin-lipped slash-down mouth of that despicable racist, Jeff Sessions. You can hardly recognize him without his white sheet.
Then there’s the perpetual bitter “scolding” expression on the face, if we can call it that, of Mitch McConnell, who might someday be considered a terrorist because he held almost a million government workers hostage to save Trump from embarrassment, if such a thing is possible.
Like I’ve said before, the program what runs this shithole planet is somewhat limited, and the .ini file is barefaced thin, so don’t expect too much sophistication.
When it comes to a face, the personality is written all over it, and that goes double for Trump. It’s not hard to see, but it’s hard to look at — when Donald J. Trump puckers up his lips in disapproval, his mouth looks exactly like the anal sphincter, and I’m not making this up, nor do I care.
I merely take note of it.
Monsters are real, and Trump’s Republican Senator accomplices will someday be held accountable for allowing him to destroy the country to the degree that he ends up doing.
They are Good Old Boys — rich, powerful and very lily-white male humans who relish in the domination of others and who enjoy the privileges of the privileged class without the constraints of ethics or morality.
They can’t share, can’t communicate and have no feelings, none whatever. They are devoid of emotion, although they use emotional tones to get their demands met either in Congress at the Capitol, or in congress at home.
The only person to blame for the continued government shutdown is Mitch McConnell. He gets the entire karma-load for the event. He is guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors, as any of my fellow Remote Viewers will attest.
Haw, haw! I know where his bodies are buried. Does the number “A41-433-5677-9740” mean anything to you? It does to me, and it does to him and to his lawyers.
Wait ’til you see what happens with this one! Yep, Mitch McConnell may appear to be just a stupid gorilla, but don’t let him fool you — he is one of the meanest, stingiest, nastiest and sneakiest Demonic Fallen Angels in human form to ever get out of Hell, and he’s here to make your life miserable and foul, and in the end, he’ll be held responsible for the breadlines and the soup kitchens and the tent cities that will be populated by former government workers.
Of course, it’ll be far too late to help you or anyone you know. The damage is already done, and on top of the economic collapse, you’ll see natural disasters such as 100 mph winds in places that have never had windy days before, and heat like you can’t tolerate, cold that appears suddenly and without warning, an Arctic Blast that freezes everything in their tracks.
You say you’re forced to travel to work and to feed yourself at work and to work all day without pay?
You can’t even apply for relief, because YOU’RE WORKING!!!
No jobs except for Road Work.
You try to avoid the Press Gangs that scour neighborhoods like yours, looking for strong slaves to spend the rest of their lives breaking rocks and working on the infrastructure.
You’re not going to like life in the Labor Camp.
With those “Good Old Boys” — the white racist Republicans — in charge, you can fully expect to end up on a breadline — if you’re lucky and they let you actually EAT the food you’re given in the soup kitchen, and eventually, you’ll wind up dead by the side of the road.
Just look at Trump’s thoroughly evil smirking face when he describes what’s going on in Amerika today. Putin won’t need to fight his way in. The U.S. military will not have been paid, just like my kids who are government workers. What do you think will happen when discipline breaks down in the face of starvation and plague?
When government workers realize that their jobs are no longer secure, they’ll get jobs in the private sector, and that’s already happening — quite a number saw the handwriting on the wall back in December, and have already changed jobs.
It takes roughly 20 months to train someone for airport security, even longer for high-level anti-terrorist tactics and negotiation.
In the meantime, won’t ISIS be amused???
Maybe it’s time to consider home defense plans? Don’t worry about the quality or amount of food that you’ll get in the soup kitchens. You’ll never have a chance to actually eat it. The chances are that it’ll be snatched out of your hand the minute you leave the line.
There are bullies everywhere, looking for what YOU’ve got in your backpack, including the backpack. They’ll take the clothes right off your back and kick you into the pavement if you let them do it.
I’m at a clear disadvantage in a fight — I never learned self-defense, only military personal hand-to-hand combat, which means basically that I don’t know how to hurt, but I do know how to kill, with my bare hands — something I’d rather not ever be forced to apply.
At the age of 77, there are still plenty of Chuck Norris moves I can make, and I’m awfully fast with a .45 Peacemaker, as you may have seen in my gun-twirling “fast draw” and “slow draw” demo videos that Yanesh placed on youtube for your edification and amusement.
You might consider buying some food, but they’ve taken all your money and most of the clothes on your back. You have no identity card, no credit cards, no way to prove who you are, and you’re on the street with no protection, no cover and no chance, no hope for a clear and pleasant future.
It’s all bad from here on in.
First of all, you’ve only seen the tip of the iceberg from the reverberations rippling outward from the Trump Wall Fiasco to the very ends of the Earth.
In short, the entire breadbasket is going down the tubes, and there’s nothing you can do but watch the entire food supply go needlessly down the drain.
Spoiled crops are just the beginning of the end.
So what can you do? To begin with, get with the program, get onto the same page as the rest of your Soul Group, ready to traverse at a moment’s notice.
Make sure your Work Habits are good.
Keep your nose to the grindstone, your back to the wind and your shoulder to the wheel. Now try working in that position.
If you want something to do while you’re waiting around for the government to get around to killing you and burying your body in a mass grave, I can give you a few suggestions.
Try selling my Rockology Kits.
I have animals, flowers, cacti, faces, symbols, miniature landscapes and much, much more. You can send for the kits, which features a photo of the completed project as a guide, making it super-easy to assemble and paint one of these fun figures.
You can also obtain kits for buildings, goldmines, wishing wells, fairy lights and more, and what’s most exciting about these kits is that they are SO cheap, you’ll wonder how we do it.
The answer is, we make it up in volume.
Seriously, the mission is what’s important — getting these kits out there in peoples’ hands is the goal, not making money, although cash will inevitably be involved in any project that takes place in a money market like this one.
Keep in mind that you can sell off all your worldly possessions just once. In order to maintain yourself, you’ll need to do something sustainable, which means repeatable, and that required discipline and a LOT of patience in order to build up a business from nothing.
Of course, if you start out with $45 billion dollars and your Dad bails you out every time you screw it up and your Russian friends bail you out when you’ve lost all your Dad’s money, then you probably won’t need the advice I’m offering here — take your time and be patient.
You’ll need a glue gun with high heat or double high & medium settings, some glue sticks and a good light, friendly work desk and some patience.
I use a jeweler’s bench, which brings the piece up almost to my chin. Working higher makes less strain on the neck muscles. Watch out for “jeweler’s back” or “silversmith’s neck” when working on an ordinary desk or tabletop.
WORKING THE STREET HUSTLE
I have a number of family members who work for the U.S. Government, including a son in the military and two kids who work for contractors.
Hit the streets with BEMs, Unspecified Pets and Dancing Birds, and tell people that you’re forced onto the street to get extra cash so you can keep food on the table either for yourself or your kids or both.
Stick these out there and say,
“Hi. I’m not a street peddler, I’m a — (whatever your ordinary profession) — and I’m out here selling these handmade rock creatures that I’ve made to help out my kids, who are government workers who can’t get food and are in danger of being evicted or even going into debtor’s prison, because of the government shutdown.
I’m a little embarrassed to be out here doing this sort of thing, but this is what I can do to help my kids get through the next few weeks.”
IT’S A SIMPLE STREET HUSTLE, & IT WORKS!
The sad fact is, not only does it work, but it happens to be true. I’m within a single paycheck of survival, and I’m sure you’re in the same boat, if you were part of the middle-class that got destroyed by Trump & his Minions.
Well, you can’t sleep it off. You’ll have to get out there and hustle, and I mean today.
BEM FACE — $5.00
The very first kit is the BEM, which stands for Bug-Eyed Monster. In the 1930s and 40s, every sci fi pulp thriller magazine had to have a slick color cover featuring a scantily-clad female human being ogled, fondled, stroked or hauled around under the armpit by a wild and scary alien, generally of the green variety.
Of course every single one of these characters gets his or her very own name. The maker is the one who names them, in general, although sometimes the shop staff gets to do the honors.
You glue the eyes on first — they go higher than you’d ordinarily suppose — then drop some glue in a short stripe below and between the eyes and place the nose just in the slot between the eyeballs.
Next, use your MP-1 Black Pen to outline the eyeballs and teeth, and to draw in the mouth line.
You’ll want to use your MP-1 White pen to paint in the eyeballs and teeth. Be sure to really “crowd in” the white right up to the black line, but not over it or across it.
Sign the back, glue the face onto a base or glue a bail loop onto the piece if it’s thin enough to be wearable — no more than a quarter-inch thick in most cases.
A really good size for a pendant is about half an inch to an inch and a half, depending on the weight and heft of the stone.
Earrings require a much smaller and lighter stone. BEMs don’t lend themselves easily to the earring mode, but make great bookends, paper-weights and miniature statuary.
UNSPECIFIED PET — $5.00
Everybody has their own idea of what kind of animal it may be — the safest bet is “Unspecified Pet”, which takes in most, if not all, of the Animal Kingdom.
First step is to glue the legs onto the body. It’s best if you check them to make certain the critter stands up properly and doesn’t lean over or downright take a tumble.
Now add the head and tail, then the eyes. No ears are necessary, and probably aren’t possible, given the position of the eyeballs.
You can paint it or leave it naturally rock-textured. If you decide to leave it natural, it will look like the photo, which happens to greatly resemble the more commonly found terra-cotta Neo-Assyrian, Babylonian and Roman children’s toys of the ancient world.
Be sure to sign on the bottom of the hardwood base, although if you prefer, you can sign it on the top, if you want the signature to be visible.
THE TURTLE KING — $5.00
Start the turtle by gluing the body to the hardwood base. Then add the legs and lastly the head and you’re done. Resist the urge to paint it, although tiny turtles with painted shells are now, or once were, very popular. Sign on the bottom of the hardwood base.
Turtles are very mystical, magical and are often associated with high levels of knowledge, meditation and cosmic connection. Keep that in mind when placing it in your home or office.
A rock turtle is a great addition to any miniature setting, such as a bonsai arrangement, which I make and sell and can easily ship safely without harm to the plant, even — for a price — overseas.
ABSTRACT EXPRESSIONIST STATUETTE — $10.00
You start out by gluing a rock to another rock, more or less side-by-side, then glue the double rocks to the hardwood base.
Now make a second double rock and add it to the first, cross-wise, as closely as you can. Keep gluing upward and outward, making sure that balance is perfectly maintained.
Remember that the lower the form is, the easier it will be to balance. Height creates balance problems, so you’ll continuously monitor the effect of the last stone you added to the glued stack, pile or outcropping, which becomes your stone sculpture.
DANCING BIRD — $10.00
Finding the leg stones and wing stones for this figure is on the tough side, and they are rare, so the price is a little higher, the availability is a LOT less, and the outcome and desirability of the piece are really good — it’s worth the extra couple of bucks.
You make the LEGS first, at an angle anywhere from 37 degrees to 45 degrees off the axis. Let them dry and cure for about five or ten minutes, and while you’re waiting, you can glue the feet onto the hardwood base. Don’t worry about extra drops or threads — they come off really easily when you’re done, or you can leave them on for that “cobwebbed” effect, great for Halloween or other party favors.
If it’s a nametag party piece, you can put the name on the top of the hardwood base, and sign the base underneath as usual.
Glue the legs to the feet, allow to cure for a few minutes, then add the wings and head and you’re done.
It’s a bit tricky to get the pieces to stay together. It helps to wiggle them slightly when placing one rock against another, then hold it firmly in place without moving for about half a minute while the hot glue sets up. Never idly play with the hot glue unless you want your fingers to remain stuck together for the next several decades.
Just kidding — you can get the stuff off, but it DOES hurt if you burn yourself with the glue or the glue-gun tip. BE CAREFUL
CONTAINED FORM — $10.00
The Contained Form creates light & shadow games over its surface. This project responds very powerfully and richly to small, intense lighting effects such as LED clusters.
Start by gluing a rock to the hardwood base, then building upward and outward from there, always noting that the balance remains perfect every step along the way.
Leaving the rock texture natural is best, and you can combine the colorations of the rocks as you wish. There is no “right” way to do this project. It all works, it’s all good.
Sign the hardwood base on the underside, unless you want the signature to appear, in which case, sign it on top of the wood, or on the rounded side. Be sure to add a number and keep it relative to the total in the edition, such as 45/300, if you plan to make 300 of them — remember that you can’t just add numbers to another edition — it has to be unique, so I’d make the second edition a run of let’s say 500 or 1000, if you think you have a market that will support those numbers.
THE RAM — $5.00
The Ram is slightly different from the Unspecified Pet — there are subtle differences that you might or might not notice. The legs are very different and allow you to spread them as you see in the photo, slightly forward.
Start by gluing the legs to the body, then glue that to the hardwood base, add the head, ears or eyes, then the tail.
Sign it on the top or bottom of the hardwood base.
THE BUD VASE — $15.00
The Bud Vase comes in three different sizes — short, medium and tall. The thing that makes this so special is that these glass vials are repurposed labware from the 1960s, made from PYREX glass tubing.
You merely glue the tube to the hardwood base, and begin laying in the stones around the base, working upward one course of rocks at a time.
Finish the lower line before adding another course of rocks on top.
Sign on the underside of the hardwood base and you’re done! Can be used for flowers, pens & pencils, dried flowers, lots of other uses including water pipe and aromatic holder.
CHACO CANYON PORTAL — $15.00
Includes an electric LED flickering tea candle, featuring an extra-large hardwood base.
You start out by gluing rocks around the edge, lower course first, then higher and higher, building the archway effect as you go.
Do NOT glue the candle to the base. You will need to access the “on/off” and “timer” switch on the underside.
I send the hardwood sign already lettered, unless you specify otherwise.
WISHING WELL — 15.00
This features an extra-large hardwood base. You form the well by placing the lower course of stones first, then adding one layer at a time until it is the height you want.
The sign comes to you pre-lettered. Merely glue it on as shown in the photo, allow to set for a few minutes, then sign the underside of the base and you’re done, ready for market!
You can paint the hardwood base inside the rock circle to indicate water, if you like.
STONEHENGE VOTIVE STAND — $15.00
This features an extra-large hardwood base and pre-lettered sign. Start by gluing in the upright standing stones first, then lay in the top stones last, fitting in the last stone as carefully as you can.
Sign the underside of the hardwood base, then add the “Stonehenge” sign as shown in the above photo.
If you intend to use a glass votive candle cup, you’ll want to check it frequently inside the stone circle, to make sure it fits and can go in and out easily.
MALE TORSO — $10.00
The Male Torso comes with a square basswood base as shown, and is a simple arrangement of four stones, total, easy to make and fun to display.
FEMALE TORSO — $10.00
The Female Torso comes with a hardwood cube base, and is probably the easiest kit to put together, and could well be the most popular statuette you’ll sell today, made from a total of three stones, just three stones!
Well, that’s the first batch of kits — there are more, dozens and dozens more, and I’ll be posting them as soon as I see some photos on my system.
In the meanwhile, you can buy any or all of these kits at HALF the stated price, so get them while they last!
You never know when we’re gonna run outta rocks.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby