“HELP US, ZOMBIE GIRL! DONALD TRUMP IS NUTS!”
He not only IS nuts, he HAS nuts, according to the reports from his female employees, and thanks to Shamanic Magic, YOU can kick him in the nuts, on the Astral Plane!
Fuckin’ Hell, I warned you that RONALD MCDONALD T-RUMP WAS NUTS, FOUR FUCKING DECADES ago, when I predicted all this in “SlimeWars”, which you probably haven’t read, if you’re still surprised by the daily outrages and attacks on YOUR personal freedoms.
Oh, but he’s much more than merely nuts. He’s an actual, real live Nazi Dictator, a tyrant, a slob and yes, he is actually possessed by an Evil Avatar, and he’s ugly, too. Hard to watch on the news just because he’s so ugly and strange looking.
He wants YOU to feel fear, just as he does, all day, every day, all night, every night.
All his closest advisors, cabinet members and social friends are actual card-carrying Party Member Neo-Nazis, except his bedmate and fellow wannabe mass-murdering fuckhead, Count Vlad Putin, who is the Father of Expediency and a former Communist. He’s a member of whatever keeps him in power.
Is there something between them? Sure, there is, and it’s not just another of those springtime romances. They’ve been plotting this all along, and Putin gets half the booty when all Trump’s enemies lie dead, like an old chestnut Shakespeare play, eh?
He and his Nazi friends hate Mexicans, Jews, Italians, South Africans, Dutch, Poles, Iranians, Iraquis, Afghanis, Pakshis, Africans of all kinds, Arabs of any description, Blacks, Reds, Purples, Browns, Tans, Catholics, Buddhists, Shintoists, Hindus, and YOU and ME.
If they weren’t doing his dirty work for him, he’d hate the Born Again mobs, too. Actually, he does, and if he follows true to form, he’ll eventually kill them all, just as Hitler purged his S.A. troops to ensure that they didn’t overthrow him after they put him in power.
RACE WAR, RELIGIOUS WAR, CIVIL WAR, NUCLEAR WAR
That’s TRUMP’s agenda. Actually, he has no plan, just uncontrollable rage and hate.
He distrusts absolutely everyone, and thinks that everyone including Einstein is stupid. When it comes to war, he’s smarter than any of his generals. He’s smarter than any of his security advisors. He’s smarter than any of his lawyers.
His smartness will eventually bring him down, but in the meantime, YOU and YOUR FAMILY will have suffered and perhaps died under his intolerant rule.
He’s a legend in his own mind, the only smart monkey on the planet, and the only one willing to use his smarts to outwit the other monkeys, which are mostly Republicans, by actual count.
The reason he thinks that he is smarter than anyone else is because intelligent people can’t believe that anyone that savage and soulless can possibly exist and interact with them, imprison them in a wall of fear, AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
This, in his twisted and tortured mind, is equivalent to “smart, real smart”. Most monkeys think they’re amazingly intelligent. There’s more brainpower in the average grey than there is in the entire human race taken as a whole, just like comparing an iPhone with an adding machine.
“GO NUCLEAR!” SAYS DONALD.
Good advice, Donald!!! In the news yesterday, TRUMP told his Republican Congressional Thugs, “GO NUCLEAR!” his own words, and he apparently said and shouted it several times. It certainly won’t bother me to see it all go up in smoke.
An NPD gives away his inner thoughts without realizing it. HE INTENDS TO GO NUCLEAR any day, now. He has the idea that HE will survive a nuclear exchange, and he’s right. He’ll be in his bunker, nice and safe and sound, while the rest of us watch the blooming mushroom clouds.
You’ll spend the next few weeks after that bombardment from the heavens, trying to dodge the weather and fallout from more than 20,000 nuclear airbursts. Good luck on that. I have a way out of that scenario, but you can’t afford it. The plan involves building a very expensive particle accelerator, which Claude and I both have the skills and math to do, but we’d need environmental impact reports filed first, of course, and I wouldn’t build it here.
Accelerators are very likely to spawn radiation, but not nearly as much as 20,000 airbursts with an average yield of 50 megatons per weapon. That’s a LOT of radiation, and a LOT of blast damage and guess what? The Earth is knocked 17 degrees off its present axis, bringing the most amazingly brilliant Eastern Lights you’ve never seen!
I never liked Polaris, anyway, the Pole star that always points North, until the nuclear weapon activated Global Polar Axis Shift, that is. I’ve had to study that event in school, and I wish I could remember the outcome, but it wasn’t great, that much I recollect from my 37th century “21st century history” lessons, one of which is this experience in the Regression Simulator, with which you’re all-too-familiar, I guess.
One of TRUMPIE-DUMPIE’s plans is to find some excuse to lay waste to ISRAEL and take Jerusalem for the Christians. He already has a battery of Nukes AIMED DIRECTLY AT ISRAEL! Any Remote Viewer can find and identify them. I can read the serial numbers on the weapon casings.
I’LL BET THAT YOU CAN’T WALK ON THE STREETS NOW, AND FEEL SAFE FROM YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS!
Only when YOU face the death camp and the crematorium HERE IN NAZI OCCUPIED AMERIKA will you realize that this is really happening, and that it’s happening HERE and that it’s happening TODAY and that this is not some fantasy science fiction story, it’s real and YOU are in it up to your eyeballs, like it or not, know it or not.
The chances are that, like everyone else, you’ll choose to do nothing.
“Wait. Things will get better,” you say.
Ask the Jews of Germany who said that same exact thing, right up until their very last breath of life.
They didn’t live to regret those words. Most of them died. Six MILLION Jews died in those “nonexistent” death camps, and the death camps in Amerika don’t exist, either. 55 million people died as a direct result of Hitler’s actions.
Wouldn’t Trump be proud of numbers ten times that size? That’s how many will die in the first wave, and then there are five more nuclear wars to follow, if Trump manages to carry out his aggression and anger.
There is still a chance to stop him, but only through magic — no other options are open. He has already stolen your “safe” world, your “free” world and your “freedom from fear” world, and they will NEVER return while he and his ambitious and powerful family is still in power.
Wait until you get into the future, where you’ll discover to your utter consternation that YOU and YOUR FAMILY NEVER EXISTED, according to the “Second Holocaust Conspiracy Theorists” so popular with the High School Sophomores of the 33rd century. According to them, there was no Second Holocaust, just as there are shmucks who prefer to believe that it never happened, it was just a figment of imagination, the six million graves are NOTHING, nothing at all.
I’m not here to convince them. They’re alien-dominated zombies. You can’t reason with an alien-dominated zombie, especially in a world of hate and fear, distrust and betrayal.
Everyone’s your enemy now.
I’m seriously prepared to have to physically defend some of my less white friends if I’m out in public with them and they happen to be attacked. I have no choice there, and I can’t let the attacker continue the attack, or repeat the attack, ever again.
That’s a really fucked position to find yourself in, having to defend one or more of your non-white or non-Christian friends, maybe to the death.
The only way you can prove there was a TRUMPish Second Holocaust is that YOU WERE THERE, so you’ll just have to wait until you can reincarnate and find some evidence, and set the story straight, but by that time, there will be no one left to care, as if anyone ever did.
As a matter of fact, anyone who doesn’t FEEL TARGETED BY TRUMP will tend to disbelieve that this could happen, right up until they die in the gas chamber or at the hands of the Blackwater Mercenaries or the civilian Born-Again Storm-Troopers and the mob hatred and the public stonings and lynchings and drive-by shootings and general mayhem.
Oh, if you think it’s gonna be just the Jews, you got another think coming.
We’re ALL on his “ROUND UP & DESTROY” list, and the list is getting longer every day. I want to point out that his biggest fear is RIDICULE, and now that he’s in public life, he’s going to get plenty of it, and he doesn’t take it on the chin too well.
Trumpie Poo attacks anything and anyone who even suggests that his dick might be tiny.
Someone just said to me, “Our Native American friends in L.A. wanted a few TFZ (Trump-Free Zone) Earrings and Medallions for their friends.”
Of course they do. It suddenly occurred to me that they know a LOT of people who aren’t Christian, and aren’t white. So do I, and if you read my blog, you probably have a lot of friends who would appreciate a Trump-Blocker of SOME sort.
I’m making new quantum devices tonight, one of which will be a SUPER TRUMP BLOCKER for the home, and yet another, for those who are past outrage, which will be a very powerful “BLOCK TRUMP” device, using all the quantum effects you’d expect from an Atlantean or Hyperborean rig.
“Have you heard the latest outrage?” folks are saying every single HOUR of every single DAY.
FEELING HOPELESS, DEFENSELESS AND HELPLESS?
“I don’t want to go to work anymore,” I hear people saying, and “What’s the point of living if it’s going to be like this from now on?”
Jesus, who wants to live in a world like that? Myself, I have ways out of it, ways to block it, but maybe YOU don’t, and would just like some goddam peace and quiet without having to look through your window curtains to see if there’s a TANK parked outside your house, with its big gun pointed right at YOU and YOUR FAMILY!
DOUBT IT WILL HAPPEN?
I guarantee that that is EXACTLY what is going to happen, until Donald Trump is forcibly dragged off to the looney bin — which is his fate, eventually. He’s crazier than you think he is, way off the deep end, driven even further by his apparent success in manipulating the masses and the media.
I predict that there will be national strikes, walkouts, sit-ins and marches, but that won’t do any good, and Trump WANTS AN EXCUSE to send in the National Guard.
He’s calculating that his troops will pull the trigger on American civilians, and that the resultant slaughter will reduce AND SILENCE the opposition, like the Kent State murders, which left four UNARMED student protesters dead on the ground, five more horribly wounded and paralyzed for life, on May 4, 1970.
28 National Guard soldiers fired on student protesters from a distance of several dozen yards. That wasn’t the only time this happened.
My guess is that after the handcuffing, detainment and possible beating, of a lone, very scared five-year old Iranian boy at Dulles International Airport (Dulles must be turning in his grave right now) yesterday, everyone who isn’t Lily-White and Pro-Life Christian will want some protection from their Insane President and his goonie hordes.
He’s started rambling about bombs being planted in the buildings on 9/11, and he’s been known to throw around speculation that the Moon might be hollow.
“WE NEED A TRUMP BLOCKER!”
I couldn’t agree more, and that’s why I’m working on some magical solutions. Nothing else will work. He’s got his people in place, and he can’t be knocked out except by two psychiatrists and a judge.
I can tell you which medical facility he lands in for treatment of psychosis, but I can’t do that until just before it happens — my gaming constraints again.
I can tell you this much — at some point, Trump is removed from office, but I can’t tell you the circumstances at this time, until more things happen, because, by my own playing rules, I’m not permitted to prognosticate in public.
(I timed the laugh on that one — it’s a two-count.)
Okay, enough backstory, let’s get to the products that are available at this time and keep in mind that I wouldn’t put any of these on the market, but I need to raise some money for my medical coverage when Medicare is withdrawn, in a week or so. I have no other coverage, and will be unable to get any coverage, so like most folks I know, I haven’t long under those circumstances, which puts me — and probably you, too — well into the “fuck it” category of senior citizens.
I have no patience for a Donald Trump, and I hope you don’t, either. He’s too sick, too psychotic and too racist to qualify for public office, and he WILL be removed from office, but not in time to help YOU and YOUR FAMILY escape his hate and rage, fueled all the more by his ability to get away with it.
All my TRUMP-BLOCKERS are absolutely GUARANTEED 100% EFFECTIVE against the VIBES, but I can’t guarantee anything against the STORM TROOPERS. Watch as our military gets changed into STORM TROOPERS just like Star Wars and World War II Germany!
How fun is that???
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Hand-Crafted in California
TRUMP-FREE ZONE ITEMS:
TRUMP-FREE ZONE earrings:
- TFZ PENNY-SIZED BRASS EARRINGS — $9.95 pair
- TFZ DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER BOARD-BACKED EARRINGS — $35.00 pair
- TFZ DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER STERLING SILVER EARRINGS — $139.95 pair
TRUMP-FREE ZONE medallions:
- TFZ BASIC DOLLAR-SIZED BOARD-BACKED BLOCKER MEDALLION — $9.95
- TFZ U.S. SILVER DOLLAR BACKED COPPER POWER MEDALLION — $149.95
TRUMP-FREE ZONE Handmade Tibetan Incense:
- TFZ PROTECTION HOME DEFENSE Handmade Tibetan Incense — $9.95
TRUMP-FREE ZONE ATLANTEAN CRYSTALS:
- TFZ PROTECTION HOME DEFENSE ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL — $9.95
- TFZ COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL PENDANT — $19.95
- TFZ COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN POWER CRYSTAL PENDANT — $49.95
TRUMP-FREE ZONE METEORITES:
- TFZ PROTECTION HOME DEFENSE CHARGED METEORITE — $9.95
- TFZ COPPER-COIL CHARGED METEORITE PENDANT — $19.95
- TFZ COPPER-COIL LARGE METEORITE PENDANT — $49.95
- TFZ HOME PROTECTION LARGE IRON METEORITE — $350.00
- TFZ SUPER PROTECTION NWA X-LARGE METEORITE — $2250.00
The extra-large North-West Africa Stony Meteorites are anywhere from 3/4 kilo to just over a kilo in weight, and are super-powerful allies against TRUMP’S ALL-WHITE CHRISTIAN AMERIKA.
TRUMP-FREE ZONE ACCESSORIES & SUPPLIES:
- TFZ HOME OR PERSONAL PROTECTION ESSENTIAL OIL — $49.95
- TFZ HOME OR ALTAR PROTECTION CANDLE — $19.95
- TFZ HOME OR ALTAR PROTECTION SMUDGE STICK — $9.95
- TFZ FREEDOM FROM FEAR ESSENTIAL OIL — $49.95
- TFZ PILLOW DREAMING CHARM — $49.95
- TFZ MAGNETIC BACK “KITCHEN WITCH” FRIDGE GUARDIAN — $49.95
- TFZ KOSHER FLAKE “PROTECTION” BATH SALTS — $49.95
- TFZ “FUCK YOU, DONALD” PROTEST SONGBOOK (Pre-Publication) — $24.95
- TFZ TRUMP-FREE ZONE WALL-HANGING THANGKA — $149.95
TFZ TRUMP-FREE-ZONE MANTRA — FREE WITH ANY ORDER!
Personally, what I’d do is put up a Thangka Barrier (dare I say “wall”???) on the North, South, East and West outer walls, with a central Demon Trap and a Kitchen Witch to catch anything that gets past the first line of defense, then use candles, smudge stick and incense to keep it cleansed, perhaps every day, maybe once a week.
HEAL TRUMP ITEMS — WORK AUTOMATICALLY JUST BY WEARING:
HEAL TRUMP earrings:
- HEAL TRUMP PENNY-SIZED BRASS EARRINGS — $9.95 pair
- HEAL TRUMP DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER BOARD-BACKED EARRINGS — $35.00 pair
- HEAL TRUMP DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER STERLING SILVER EARRINGS — $139.95
HEAL TRUMP medallions:
- HEAL TRUMP BASIC DOLLAR-SIZED BOARD-BACKED MEDALLION — $9.95
- HEAL TRUMP U.S. SILVER DOLLAR BACKED COPPER MEDALLION — $149.95
HEAL TRUMP Handmade Tibetan Incense works by usage, keeps your home, office or den Trump-Free:
- HEAL TRUMP Handmade Tibetan Incense — $9.95
HEAL TRUMP ATLANTEAN CRYSTALS:
- HEAL TRUMP ACTIVE PRAYER ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL — $9.95
- HEAL TRUMP COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL PENDANT — $19.95
- HEAL TRUMP COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN POWER CRYSTAL PENDANT — $49.95
BLOCK TRUMP ITEMS:
BLOCK TRUMP earrings:
- BLOCK TRUMP PENNY-SIZED BRASS EARRINGS — $9.95 pair
- BLOCK TRUMP DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER BOARD-BACKED EARRINGS — $35.00 pair
- BLOCK TRUMP DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER STERLING SILVER EARRINGS — $139.95
BLOCK TRUMP medallions:
- BLOCK TRUMP BASIC DOLLAR-SIZED BOARD-BACKED MEDALLION — $9.95
- BLOCK TRUMP U.S. SILVER DOLLAR BACKED COPPER MEDALLION — $149.95
BLOCK TRUMP Handmade Tibetan Incense:
- BLOCK TRUMP Handmade Tibetan Incense — $9.95
BLOCK TRUMP ATLANTEAN CRYSTALS:
- BLOCK TRUMP ACTIVE PRAYER ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL — $9.95
- BLOCK TRUMP COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL PENDANT — $19.95
- BLOCK TRUMP COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN POWER CRYSTAL PENDANT — $49.95
TRUMP-B-GONE ITEMS:
These automatically seek a parallel universe where there is no Donald Trump. Believe me, it’s a LOT better where he isn’t.
TRUMP-B-GONE earrings:
- TRUMP-B-GONE PENNY-SIZED BRASS EARRINGS — $9.95 pair
- TRUMP-B-GONE DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER BOARD-BACKED EARRINGS — $35.00
- TRUMP-B-GONE DOLLAR-SIZED COPPER STERLING SILVER EARRINGS — $139.95
TRUMP-B-GONE medallions:
- TRUMP-B-GONE BASIC DOLLAR-SIZED BOARD-BACKED MEDALLION — $9.95
- TRUMP-B-GONE U.S. SILVER DOLLAR BACKED COPPER MEDALLION — $149.95
TRUMP-B-GONE Handmade Tibetan Incense:
- TRUMP-B-GONE Handmade Tibetan Incense — $9.95
TRUMP-B-GONE ATLANTEAN CRYSTALS:
- TRUMP-B-GONE ACTIVE PRAYER ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL — $9.95
- TRUMP-B-GONE COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN CRYSTAL PENDANT — $19.95
- TRUMP-B-GONE COPPER-COIL ATLANTEAN POWER CRYSTAL PENDANT — $49.95
FEELING ESPECIALLY THREATENED BY TRUMP & HIS STORM-TROOPERS?
If you’re feeling really SINGLED OUT, cramped and slammed up against the wall, and you feel yourself to be under personal attack, you probably want something a bit stronger. I present for your consideration these products:
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I’ve loaded this CQR RADIO WAVE POWERED BOX for FUCKING BEAR!!!
It should keep even TRUMP’S STORM TROOPERS from your front door.
My TRUMP-BLOCKER BOX has the most powerful ANTI-DEMON QUANTUM MAGIC PROTECTION SPELL I’m permitted to make here on Earth.
Ask about the special discount for multiple units for home AND office.
Unfortunately, I can’t help you block your home or office from ordinary civilian level “social media” eavesdropping equipment.
Time was, we didn’t have little silent radio-controlled video drones suspended outside our windows, taking home movies in our bedrooms and bathrooms, eh?
The conventional wisdom will tell you to say or do nothing you don’t want to see up on facebook tomorrow, even in the privacy of your own home. No space is safe from TRUMP WITHOUT A TRUMP-BLOCKER!
With all the micro surveillance gear out there available to civilians, you can’t say anything without fear, and in fact, even in public, you DON’T DARE BRING UP THE SUBJECT OF TRUMP, either positive OR negative, for fear of getting punched in the face or lynched or stoned by a hysterical and frenzied mob lusting for YOUR blood.
I’m not exaggerating. This story is becoming more true here in Amerika every single day that TRUMP remains in power:
Three guys in a prison cell in Lubyanka, Russia’s most famous political prison. First guy says, “I was in favor of Comrade Radek.”
The second prison inmate says, “I was AGAINST Comrade Radek.”
The third prisoner sadly says, “I’m Radek”.
It’s no longer Russia that engenders that sort of humor. We are now in it up to our eyeballs, and it won’t go away just by itself. If you want a world in which TRUMP is out of power, you’ll have to wait until he’s gone, or do it with pro-active white magic. You have no other choice.
POPULAR WISDOM SAYS “There’s nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide. Take a stand now, and hold your ground while you can. Take as many of them with you as you can.”
That’s nonsense. Take them all out NOW, with my WEAK END SPECIAL:
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Am I kidding? Come up with the money, and see for yourself.
AFTERLIFE ACCOMMODATIONS:
I have tons of room in either one, and I expect a LARGE crowd from Planet Earth, any day now. We’re all very amused at this, and have a large office pool here in the Between Lives State.
I have a dollar on a nuclear holocaust within two weeks, and I expect to win. It pays 36 to 1, and I’m ready to collect my bet from Saint Mike. He’s got fifty bucks riding on the Raiders, so I guess it won’t hurt him to take a loss in my direction.
Always cover your bets, strategize your betting, never mind the cards — the outcome of the game itself is of no concern.
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HELL’S BREADBASKET MOTEL
Rooms FREE, day or night. Social media is excluded from Hell, so you might enjoy it. As Avatar of the Western Realm, I can hardly refuse even TRUMP MAGGOTS a room, but I can and DO turn away White Christians from HELL. I gotta protect the neighborhood.
Christians in general prefer the climate of Heaven to the company of Hell, anyway. Myself, I don’t favor spending ETERNITY with Billy Graham and Elvis Presley. Maybe YOU can hang there, but it’s not my bag. Give me URTHGAME every damn time, and make it the HELL LEVEL to make it interesting.
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Keep in mind that, as a decade-long student of Pete Seeger, from 1950 to 1959, I keep the faith; there is power in song. Watch for my slashingly funny “Fuck You, Donald” songbook, with every protest song I can muster up, along with any contributions that fit the concept.
See You At The Top!!! (we’re still laughing up here)
gorby