Back in the day, we had weekly group meetings in person at Cosmo Street and at dozens of centers all over the world. These days, you’d be hard-pressed to find a group of any kind meeting in person, because this is the Phone Age. Yeah, you don’t go out of the house. You sit on your fat ass and wallow in texting and skype and email and all the other garbage you’ve been fed and, like a good dog, you lap it up and greedily beg for more.
Every labor-saving device you hook yourself into is one less step in your Evolution.
Actually, if you analyze the situation, which most people never do and are entirely untrained to do even if they were so inclined, you don’t actually save labor with a labor-saving device, but it looks as if you did.
With a stop-watch that you can buy at K-Mart or Big 5 Sports, TIME the event and note exactly to the tenth of a second the time you actually saved, and you’ll find that it’s well within the scope of just a few seconds, maybe a minute.
Now let’s make a thought experiment. Imagine doing something REALLY IMPORTANT in one single minute, or of doing something equally important in more than a minute and then section off one minute and see what it gets you. This is the real meaning of the phrase, “What’ll you do with the time you save?”.
One momentary glance will reveal that you gained nothing by being in a hurry, like the guy in the red sportscar who zooms past you dozens of times as you toodle merrily at the posted speed, only to see him entering your destination city at the same time you arrive, after an eight-hour drive.
I know you’ve seen that, so you should be able to apply it to other situations where it LOOKS as if you’re saving time or energy, but you actually aren’t, and that’s what labor-saving devices have always done for you whether you were aware of it or not — the end result is that you arrive at the same time in the same place no matter how hard you try to do otherwise.
Gimmick Slavery is part of the laziness syndrome of humans in general and modern humans in particular. There’s just too much being done for you. Machines even THINK for you, make decisions for you, suggest routes to take to get where you think you’re going.
Wake up, bunkie. There’s a world out there that you’ve never experienced, a world that you can’t see, a world right in FRONT OF YOUR EYES that you just can’t see, a world beyond the organic world, beyond the astral world, beyond the quantum world, beyond it all, in TOTAL CLEAR SIGHT, but you can’t seem to focus on it, can’t seem to GET IT.
Actually SEEING THE KINGDOM is possible. You can, with High Sight, actually pick out THE ONE from all the visible confusion of the average manifestation or configuration. In short, you can SEE GOD and possibly, if you know how to conduct yourself, have a decent conversation and contact.
I’m NOT kidding. GOD is always within easy sight, if you know how to see, and so is the MAGIC KINGDOM, the Kingdom of God, which is where you need to go, whether you know it or not, and that’s where you receive your Teaching, your Wisdom and your Grand Tour of the Universe.
The Rolling Clouds belong with the Rolling Thunder. Try to get it.
If for some reason, you’re blocked from seeing the Real World, you can unblock those eyes with several possible CONTACT procedures:
- USE THE STANDARD DC (DIRECT CONTACT) PROCEDURE — The Contact Procedure is clearly outlined in my course notes for the Blueline Academy, but I think I might not have published it elsewhere, so that’s where you will find this material at the moment, in my Blueline Academy Manual, under CONTACT PROCEDURES.
- USE A TRIAD — When in doubt, use a Triad. The same Contact Procedure you’d use in Blueline will do just fine.
- SUPERBEACON INDUCTION — This works wonders and I’d make certain to have a Domed Triad in the space to the left of the SuperBeacon and across the chamber from the Matrix, all mounted or placed at about 28″ to 30″ from the floor to maximize the effect.
- RUN A CONTACT ORB — These are all in development at the Blueline Academy, and will soon be made available to the public.
Of course there are a myriad of other Contact Procedures, some of which work better than others and some don’t work at all. It’s a sad fact that the Contact Procedures that are most popular are the same ones that don’t work at all.
A contact Procedure that doesn’t actually make or keep contact is probably safe enough for most end-users, but those in the middle, conducting the lightning from high to low will know the powerful, buzzing electron-jumping difference.
In the end, it’s participation that wins the game. You can watch something forever, listen to things forever, think about things forever, but in the end you have the option of jumping into the game or sitting there watching others play.
It’s all about what you were taught to do. Most folks grow up “behaving”, meaning they don’t explore, don’t wonder, don’t ask, don’t try.
While you’re pondering whether these thoughts are worth pondering, let me illuminate the atmosphere with a few additions to my comedy workshop material.
As you may or may not know, the Comedy Workshop will consist of a comedy routine that you either memorize or read or put on cue cards and deliver to a camera, then you’ll post the result which I’ll view and critique.
The gimmick is that EVERYONE GETS THE SAME ROUTINE. This way, you know it’s not the material, but the delivery.
Delivery depends upon understanding, a deep understanding, a grokking of the material, what it is, what it means, what it does, what it’s really saying, before you can wring a laugh out of it.
Laughs come from the Comedy Effect, not the gag. By the way, professional comedians refer to jokes as “gags”, which differentiates them from the riddles people generally tell as “jokes”.
Lesson Number One: A Riddle Is Not A Joke.
Let me give you some examples using the latest additions to the comedy routine choices. These may not make it to the Final Mix, probably they won’t, but they’re worth adding in, because they’re potentially laugh-provoking if delivered rightly.
A Physics Professor and his wife were having dinner. She asked him, “Will you pass the salt?”
He replied, “Depends. How fast is the salt going?”
A guy calls his auto repair garage and asks how his car is doing. “First lemme give you the good news,” the mechanic says, “your glove compartment and your sun visor are in great shape.”
A guy gets knocked fifty feet by a crosstown bus, so I run over and take off my coat, putting the folded coat under his head. I ask him, “Are you comfortable”?
He looks up at me and says, faintly, “I make a living.”
I saw a sign the other day that said “Ears Pierced. We Pick Up & Deliver”.
I got a letter the other day for my advice column. I’ll read it to you. “My husband is eighty,” she begins, “but he’s a total sex fiend. Morning, afternoon and night he goes after me. He’s constantly on me, he won’t let me alone for a single second, no matter what I’m doing at the time. Pardon the jerky handwriting.
A woman walks into my flower shop and haughtily demands one thousand perfect red roses for her daughter’s Coming Out Party. “It’s probably none of my business,” I said to her, “but what was she put away for in the first place?”.
Writing gags out deflates them, makes them ineffective. In order to get the laugh power out of these gags, it’s necessary to actually TELL them until you get laughs from them. I know these gags well, and I know that they have laugh-power aplenty, if told rightly.
“Told Rightly” is an important phrase, not to be overlooked. Told rightly relies upon the “told” part pretty heavily, which means that if you read the gag and laugh, it doesn’t count, and if you think about telling it but don’t, it doesn’t actually count, and if you discuss telling it but don’t tell it then THAT doesn’t count, either.
In fact the only thing that counts is actually telling the “joke” or “gag” enough times that you LEARN through EXPERIENCE PERSONALLY EXPERIENCED how to milk it for a laugh.
There is no other way to learn how to tell a joke or gag but to actually TRY it, which means DIRECT ACTION, and if YOU decided to do it, it could even be a DIRECT ACTION OF THE BEING, which is to say, an Essence Action, which is what you are theoretically trying to do most or all of the time.
Where do you get the strength to bring your life to life?
Like I told ya, use a Domed Triad.
See You At The Top!!!
gorby