How do you hack death? Nobody escapes death, we all know this. As my friend and next-door neighbor on Rothdell Trail — a small street behind the Laurel Canyon Market, now renamed “Love Street” from a Doors song — Jim Morrison said, as we sat around in the back of my shop on Hollywood Boulevard, on a hot July day in 1967: “No one gets out of here alive.”
Not alive in the organic sense, no, but the Essential Self merely disconnects from the organic shell and moves on, or remains trapped in the Bardos, waiting for the next exciting chapter in The Rebirth Game, the longest-running daytime soap opera in history.
So how do you hack death? You die before you die.
Everyone says that, but how??? It’s actually easy, and you can do the whole lot in just TEN HOURS in five two-hour long personally coached sessions in a total of 3 days, which means you can take the whole course on a 3-day weekend of your choice.
Each student is personally coached through the Bardo Stations, one station at a time, until the entire 10-Hour “Unchain Me” Package has been completed. What exactly does that deliver?
Here’s the straight talk: If you are thoroughly aligned with the robotic Humanoid in which you currently have your domicile, and you have elected to allow the robot to run things, you’ll be having a tight and difficult ride through life.
Of course, it’s a lot easier to let the robot do its thing, make decisions for you, figure out things for you and then cheerfully and willingly step aside to let you get to the steering wheel, when something fun happens, which is seldom enough to be noteworthy.
You can spend the rest of your remaining days and nights waiting for the Event Horizon that leads to the Bardos, or you can DO something about death, right now, this instant.
You can’t ward it off, delay it, stop the process of death within which your organic body and mind are already almost through to the other end. What you CAN do is regain the power that is yours, that was put on autopilot or cruise-control BY YOU when you came into this world.
You put the autopilot on, and ONLY YOU can take the machine off autopilot. It requires some deft touches, because you don’t want EVERYTHING under non-automatic control. The heartbeat, breathing and other bodily functions require a smooth, uninterrupted driver.
It’s just the neurotic part of the machine you want to unhook. The part that binds you like Hercules in Chains, as the ancient poets describe it. That means going after the BARDO HOOKS that keep you bound up in this lifetime and keep you helpless in the Bardos.
Don’t let BARDO HOOKS louse up your life. Bardo Hooks develop kind of like barnacles — they just accumulate over the ages, through rebirth after rebirth, until they form a crust that won’t allow you to move under your own power. You’re helpless in the downstream flow of the Karmic Wind, that drives you from one Bardo Station to the next.
You need to make yourself invisible to the Karmic Wind, and that’s not hard to do. The technique rests upon the fact that things in different vibratory states can seem to not see each other.
In the Particle State, it’s easy to see how this can happen. In the Vibratory State below the speed of light, you get a fixed and rigid application and Newtonian Physics rules. Separate the vibratory conditions and you get totally separate functions and manifestations, even though the configurations may remain the same, like atomic number and atomic weight.
What exactly are BARDO HOOKS?
A Bardo Hook is something that grabs you and holds you in shackles to it. It is a place, a station, a space, a time, a dream, an experiential event, it can look like almost anything. It lasts perhaps only a moment or two, perhaps several subjective “minutes”, more rarely, hours or an eternity.
The experience of time in the Bardo is even wilder and less predictable than it is in the Newtonian-Einsteinian Universe, but don’t let that throw you — eventually the hands on the clock will start moving again all on their own, just be patient.
Every important stress point in the Bardos is thoroughly mapped out over a period of … well, endless years, if you count by the year, endless aeons if you count by the aeon, and endless kalpas if anyone is paying attention to how many times this particular universe has been activated.
The “ON” switch that turns on this universe is evidently called “Before the Big Bang” by the local scientists. How quaint is that???
Each Bardo Station has a potential “HOOK” to catch you in the spiritual vibration plane and redirect you according to a number of variant factors, one of which is, are you awake or asleep in the Bardos?
If you practice being awake during dreaming states, such as Dreaming Lucid, you’ll have already handled most of the problem. Like riding a bike, once you know how, you always know how. I have ridden horses, and even to this day, I have never forgotten how to fall off a horse.
That’s a joke. I never fell off a horse, because I learned right from the get-go to HELP the horse carry the rider, to move with the horse, not sit stiff and unyieldingly in the saddle. The stupid auto-correct that we all must obey tells me that “unyieldingly” is not a word, which as a professional writer and editor, I know to be untrue.
Automatic spelling, automatic correction, automatic pushbuttons — again, it says I can’t combine the words “push” and “button”, which is totally untrue — automatic is the real reason you could be said to be “SLEEPWALKING” by those who don’t sleepwalk. Ah, evidently “sleepwalking” is okay, but “pushbuttons” is not.
The world has a way of teaching you to obey, through reward and punishment, very much like the ways in which your life-partner and your family, friends and co-workers use ego-threat, emotional blackmail and annoyance-manipulation to teach you, over a long period of time, what it’s okay to say and do, and what it isn’t. If you’re smart and you want to avoid trouble, you “learn” behaviors that won’t upset those around you.
If you “learn” that upsets make things better, you’ll tend to have upsets. If you “learn” that upsets get you what you want, you’ll have upsets every time you run into an obstacle or frustration. After a few years of exposure, living with humans once again, you fall into a pattern of submission to the pressures from outside, and you take on the typical posture of the sick, despairing and defeated, into a dull routine of sullen silence, punctuated by the occasional rattling of your cage by those around you.
Tired of being taunted? Sick of the lack of energy, the lack of interest, the sheer weight of personal misery and disappointment, of addictions and failures, of the depression and total futility of it all???
Those are not tangible problems, and they typically don’t present any handle to turn or switch to thrown to disarm them and make them go away.
Handling those things doesn’t happen in the Bardos, although they are triggered in the Bardos and have a profound effect on what happens to you next.
Unless you do something extraordinary — see? “Extra” and “Ordinary” can be combined to make “extraordinary” and the autospelling robot doesn’t complain, although now that I mention it, the autospelling word checker thingy doesn’t like the word autospelling, either — nothing that you do in the ordinary way will ever change your life or your ultimate destiny.
When you come to fully understand that if you live your life in the ordinary way, only ordinary things will happen, you are allowed to pass the Gateway into the Kingdom, and not a moment before.
In the Objective World, NOTHING HAPPENS BY ACCIDENT. Nobody stumbles into the Secret. Rituals are put in place so that their enactment constitutes a statement of intention and a surrender to the Higher, and only then are the gates opened, only then.
You want to be free of the shackles that bind you, free of the hesitancy, free of the cloud of uncertainty, free of the sense of futility and despair, of depression and loneliness, right? Then do something about it. Sitting there waiting for someone else to do it for you is going to be a longer wait than waiting for Godot, so be prepared for disappoinment, if you tend to put things off, and off, and off, until it’s too late. Don’t wait that long.
So how can you handle something that IMPACTS YOUR LIFE EVERY DAY, but that happens in the Between-Lives State? Do you wait until the body dies? If you do, you’ll discover that the Bardos will run you through the gantlet in total automatic mode, because at that point, it’s all downhill, all heading toward Catastrophic Entropy.
The changes in your Bardo Programming must be made HERE, not when they’re locked down in “RUN” mode, which is what the Between-Lives State is all about, setting up the next configuration, the next learning curve — once the downhill Bardo Run starts, it doesn’t let up until it’s over, and by then, it’s far too late to do anything.
The object of the game is to get to the level where you can actually be of some help, some real, objective service, not just doing good deeds around your neighborhood, although that’s not a bad start on the Bodhisattva Path.
Putting yourself into a state and condition in which you can actually be of serious service to The Work will take some doing, but it’s less than you’d put into training for a 3-day hike, or you’d invest in time, energy and money in the average weekend workout at your local Spa or Gym.
Each STATION of the Between-Lives State has a SET OF PROBLEMS to be solved built into it, a series of self-initiated initiations, just as your life has WORK GOALS within it, and you’re expected to TAG each one as you pass the Life Station.
Each LIFE STATION has its own set of GO FORWARD switches, and each one must be CONSCIOUSLY activated by you when you get to that Life Station, which means YOU have to remember the sequence and perform the tasks in the correct sequence and in the correct way, to clear the Bardo Station of all impacts on the present life and the succeeding Between-Lives State, just as you’re presumably doing in your DAILY LIFE.
That’s the objective, and I’ll state it again, for clarity’s sake:
The Objective of your work on self is to throw off the chains of organic life and to recall your powers as a Being and to take some personal responsibility for at least some small part of the Creation, according to your station and your skills.
Sounds like a big deal job, but it translates as “Janitor Without Portfolio”. You live in the basement and on a cold winter’s day, you fix the oil heater and the hot water pipes, and on a hot summer day, you sit in the basement and try to breathe easy, while most of the tenants are off on a cruise or at a ritzy resort.
Bardo Guide is not a glamour job, nor is Bardo Coaching a glamour profession. It’s a gritty series of traps and distractions that have to be removed before you enter the Between-Lives State again for the zillionth time. (my autospeller is very uhhappy with my choice of the word “zillionth”.)
If you fail to HANDLE YOUR BARDO in THIS LIFETIME, the chances are that you won’t do it anywhere else, either, so it’s time to get off your ass and get into gear, before it’s too late and you aren’t able to do it at all, which is where most people sit most of the time. Don’t make yourself part of that sea of humanity we call “The Great Unwashed”.
Handling your Bardo is easy and the First Stage of the 3rd Bardo can be done in 10 hours, leaving you unshackled for the first time in trillions of years. When you’ve thoroughly enjoyed that new freedom for a while, you’ll want to restore your skills and powers and bring yourself up to the level where you can actually do some good, not just wish you could.
These are not video games, although they use the same technology. There are shamanic devices created in virtual that are installed in the Orbs, and there is actually someone at the other end of the connection when you run an ONLINE COACHED SESSION, someone to whom you are the virtual world.
Don’t be fooled by the word “virtual”. It’s real enough, all right.
Every action you take in the Bardo Station Orb REGISTERS AS ACTUAL, a real event that really took place somewhere, even though it “happens” in the virtual world, but it also “happens” just as powerfully and authentically in the Objective World, of which it is a pure reflection.
How is this “through the mirror” magic accomplished? It applies the combined technologies of video gaming and shamanic magic, which is currently called “Quantum Mechanics”, a term which has, through over-use and mis-use, and through treacherous and hell-bedamned heartless marketing, become both obsolete and vague.
Let’s just say that it works well enough that you will see a result as you work on your Life-Impacting Between-Lives Bardo Hooks. Each Bardo Station releases one of those Bardo Hooks. If you want more theory, it is easily obtained — you have merely to ask one of our highly trained and skilled Bardo Techs to assist you in locating the theoretical material you’ll need for study.
Bardo Hooks are the actual fundamental high-level spiritual cause of most of your problems here on Earth. You need to get rid of them. They do you no good, and they can do harm. It’s easy to get rid of them, and once you do, they’re gone.
Want them to be gone FOREVER? That will require additional training, but it can be done. You’ll want to find out more about the PERMING COURSE, where you PERM, make permanent, the changes that you have made in yourself.
How do you determine which changes to make? That’s what the coaching is about, and you’ll find the coaches warm, supportive and helpful when making those decisions, but not to worry — with the right skills and powerful shamanic vision, those changes can be adjusted as you learn more and accept more responsibility in the Higher Dimensions, which is the goal of The Work, and hopefully you share that goal.
There are two basic ways to handle your Bardo.
- Download and run a Bardo Station Orb. The coaching is built into the Orb.
- Get a personal coach to run you on your Bardo Stations. If you can’t arrange an in-person coach, how about considering an online coach who, as an in-game Avatar, goes into the Bardo Station Orb with you — possibly a modern-day example of Spooky Action at a Distance, eh???
The Live In-Person Bardo Coach or Live Online Bardo Coach helps you to chart your course through the Bardo Stations, and to keep track of what you’ve accomplished, set a new goal and reach that goal as quickly and cleanly as possible. You want to be RID of those unwanted Bardo Station Impacts in your daily life, so it’s best to check each step of the way, which is one of the jobs the Professional Bardo Coach is trained to do.
Can you be a Bardo Coach? Yes, you can. You would be very welcomed in the community of Bardo Coaches, which is, by the way, what any LRS Reader can be considered — a Bardo Coach — so if you’re a Labyrinth Reader or a member of the Labyrinth Readers’ Society, you are already part of the way there!!!
Bardo Coaching can and should be set up locally, with a central training dojo that certifies trained Bardo Coaches and issues graded Pro Practices Certificates. A Pro Practices Coach follows the strictest rules of engagement during a coached Bardo Station Training Session.
All Bardo Station Training Sessions run for EXACTLY two (2) Earth Hours. It is okay to have two Bardo Station Sessions per day, one in the morning, and one in the afternoon, and a third at night, if personal energies and daily programs permit.
If you are taking the Bardo Coaching Course, you can do your exercises and drills in off-hours, thus completing both a 10-Hour Bardo Station Package and a Bardo Coaching Certification in the same 3-day weekend!
How much does the Bardo Station Course cost to take? You might also ask how much it costs to deliver, because we’re not subsidized or funded. We sink or swim based on your support. Coaching has to be delivered by coaches, and that costs them something, too.
Here’s how it works out, and never mind about hourly wages. We’re trying to get you free from wage-slavery and we need to be free of it, too.
- 10-Hour Bardo Station Package — $225 — Does not include lodging, meals, transportation or any other associated expense. Meals are by donation, there’s a box at Gorby’s Cafe where you can help defray the kitchen expenses when there are extra guests such as yourself. You get 10 hours of coached Bardo Station Sessions for this suggested donation, which is intended to cover the coach’s costs in delivering the session and making the time for it in their lives.
- Online Coaching Sessions — $225 — Delivered as an online service by a coach who will host your session. You press the “JOIN GAME” button to activate this process. You can request your favorite coach, but nothing is guaranteed. Coaches are assigned by their Unit Director, same as in the Ashram.
- BOT-Coached Downloaded Orb Sessions — $9.95 Per Orb — All the coaching is included in the download package. In-game BOT COACHES will query you and direct you as needed. Almost as good as live coaching, but there’s nothing quite like live coaching.
Coaches have to find a way to help you accomplish your goals, but they need help doing this, in the form of donations for their time and efforts. You know how hard it is to get five minutes a day to practice guitar. Try booking yourself as a coach for someone else’s Bardo Sessions for about 8 to 10 hours a day six or seven days a week, and see where your personal time and freedom go. The best way to enjoy personal freedom is to enjoy whatever it is you’re doing, and that goes double for coaching Bardo Sessions, and if you’re good at it, people will flock to you for your help as a Bardo Coach.
I will bet you dollars to donuts that you will enjoy the heck out of coaching Bardo Sessions, and you might even want to make a full-time career out of it. Several folks are starting to do that already, and you could easily hook up with them to find out how to go about doing this for a living. Why not make The Work your daily work???
If you simply cannot get here for Bardo Station coaching, you have several options, one of which is to send for a Certified Bardo Coach, but you’ll have to set up a workshop or sessions in your hometown to pay for the costs of someone coming there to deliver this training to you.
The first Bardo Station runs in about five minutes, after which, you’ll have the experience and you’ll know what you can expect from the rest of the Bardo Stations Course, which is a total of 30 Bardo Stations.
If you want to be BOT COACHED, it’s easy enough to download and run the Bardo Stations, and the game returns you to the website after each completion. When you NEUTRALIZE a Bardo Station, you remove its pressure on you. It releases its grip, and it WILL NOT AFFECT YOU for the rest of your organic life, and through your next Bardo Passage as well. You can “PERM” this effect through all Bardo passages in an advanced course.
The whole process of handling the First Stage of the Third Bardo takes just a few hours of your time, and the results are worth every second, every minute, every hour you put into it. This process removes the spiritual shackles that bind you in the Between-Lives State, and which profoundly affect your passage through the organic world as well.
By making yourself free of these bindings, by making yourself invisible to the Karmic Wind, thus creating the condition of freedom of action in the Higher Realms, the only condition under which spiritual expansion and greater compassion and world-healing is possible, you bring yourself closer to the fulfillment of your destiny as a Celestial Intelligence Healer, a true Bodhisattva who has renounced personal liberation and taken the Yoke of Service, the real meaning of “Yoga”.
Don’t delay. You set yourself up with a bad habit of eternal rebirth by not handling your Bardo. It won’t do itself. It’s not such a big deal to HANDLE YOUR BARDO, and it won’t wait until next time. Just do it, right now, this very moment.
CLICK HERE TO HANDLE YOUR BARDO.
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