ALL MALAS CAN BE BUILT AS KITS or purchased ready-made as described below.
This is to announce the introduction of the EMO Mala. It is a long Victorian-Style necklace which goes over the head to wear, and hangs down about to mid-chest. It is handcrafted by E.J. Gold with alternate pulses of EMO beads and solid copper Bali-Style Hedgehog beads, with a core of heavyweight solid copper wire. There is no clasp. The MALA is long, Victorian length, and is generally placed over the head, like a Hawaiian lei, although a shorter necklace version with a clasp is available.
MALA KITS — $189
YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN MALA and save $$$$. Each EMO MALA KIT comes with everything you need to build the MALA except the .16 gauge wire, which you provide. No tools are included with this jewelry crafting kit, and you will only need a jewelry-style round needle-nosed pliers and a flush-cutter to make ANY of these EMO MALAS.
The following EMO MALAS are all available as kits. They are described as handbuilt by E.J. Gold as completed pieces, with a price listed for completed piece and a lower price for the u-built-it kit.
The HEDGEHOG bead is the key to the Quantum Effect. The Hedgehog has since the dawn of time been used to splay energy patterns over a curved surface, creating L-waves and Coldwave Antenna Effects crucial for any q-effect.
THE LRS MALA — $389 /// LRS MALA KIT — $189
The LRS MALA is hand-artisaned by EJ Gold, designed for use by LRS — Labyrinth Readers Society members and practitioners.
The LRS MALA is composed of alternate bursts of color-changing EMO Beads and solid copper Bali-Style granulation HEDGEHOG Beads. The LRS MALA is then quantum-bound in solid copper wire.
The LRS Reader needs only to read, to perform the usual duties of an LRS reader — the MALA does the rest. It WANTS to go to the BLUE, always SEEKS BLUE, always directs itself toward the BLUE, and if you’re QUANTUM CONNECTED with the MALA, it will drag you along with it to the BLUE and yes, that is the whole Plan, and it works.
No need to make it any more complex or difficult than to let the MALA do the work of keeping you on the PATH and in the straight & narrow.
In BARDO SAFARIS, we hear constantly the refrain, “Let the Merc do the work”, and here it’s doubly true. The more passive and relaxed you are about being dragged unceremoniously or very ceremoniously to the BLUE, the better.
Passive Acceptance rather than Active Resistance is what’s wanted here. As the MALA drags you along the River-Bottom of Life, you’ll feel that tug inside when you’re NOT IN CONTROL, and you have to let that go, completely go.
Here’s a little mantram you can use to help you let go of CONTROL while the MALA pushes, shoves, accommodates, finds its way through the labyrinth of almost identical REALITIES, and eventually takes you into the BLUE.
I want to go Home. Take me Home.
Yes, HOME. In times of trouble, we feel so break-up, we want to GO HOME, and that’s how the MALA beads work — they seek HOME all the time, always wanting to go BLUE or whatever their HOME COLOR NORM happens to be.
The HOME COLOR of the beads determines where they want to go and how they get there. Some of the MALAS have specific target spaces, such as the COSMO STREET and NORTON STREET MALAS.
The beads don’t actually change color. They appear to change color, just as you appear to move. The EMO Beads will always tend to go to where they are their “normal” color; they grab you by the seat of the pants and whisk or shove or bludgeon you along with them as they slide from one reality-path to another, almost seamlessly. I say “almost” because there is a bit of a jolt if you’re paying attention at all to your spacetime state.
You can use the EMO MALA to find your way around in the Bardos. Any of the EMO meditation aids will give you the Keys to the Kingdom. Of course, it’s up to YOU to learn how to use them, and which locks they open.
HEALING MALA — $389 /// HEALING MALA KIT — $189
Hand-crafted by E.J. Gold, the HEALING MALA is designed to be worn by the Healer while Healing. It has no other purpose than to guide the Healer to the BLUE, the Perfect State for Healing of all kinds.
The HEALING MALA does not heal. It merely guides the Healer toward the BLUE, where REAL HEALING can take place. All other forms of healing are strictly temporary.
The spirit is senior to the body. It’s important to remember that your Essential Self is on an ENDLESS JOURNEY, and that the best kind of healing is long-term, over the millenia.
EMO BONDING BEADS — $389 /// EMO BONDING BEADS KIT — $189
Handmade by E.J. Gold, the EMO BONDING BEADS MALA is a long string of EMO & HEDGEHOG beads woven into a pattern that equals LOVE & BONDING in the Machine Language of the Quantum World.
Don’t forget that in the Quantum World, LOVE is a very real FORCE, like Upness, Downness & Strangeness.
The Quantum World is the underpinning of the Einsteinian Universe. All real change must come from within.
Wearing the EMO BONDING BEADS signifies that you wish to seek and find the LOVE WORLD, the world of Liberty, Equality & Fraternity. There is such a world, in which absolutely everyone is IN LOVE.
LOVE is a place, not an emotional state. In LOVE, everyone behaves, doesn’t lie, doesn’t cheat, doesn’t steal. It’s a Place of Relaxed Beings. No struggle, no hassle, no sweat, no strain, no stress, no kidding.
Wear your BONDING BEADS to fall in love, be in love or stay in love. A great Wedding item, the EMO BONDING BEAD MALAS can be exchanged by overhead placement at a Bonding Ceremony.
EMO MEDITATION MALA — $389 /// EMO MEDITATION MALA KIT — $189
Hand-artisaned by E.J. Gold, the MEDITATION MALA is the ultimate in meditation aids. The powerful BLUE-SEEKING EMO beads are used to gently coax the wearer into the BLUE STATE, the Perfect Meditation State.
It is only in the Perfect State that true Self-Realization can be achieved.
The EMO MEDITATION MALA is composed of alternate waves of EMO beads and HEDGEHOG spiny copper beads, to create the PERFECT CONDITIONS for Higher Being Meditation and the realization of Higher States of Consciousness.
GUARANTEED to bring about the Perfect Meditation State when properly fumigated with Tibetan BLUE STATE INCENSE and worn for the benefit of all beings everywhere.
EMO SPIRIT MALA — $389 /// EMO SPIRIT MALA KIT — $189
Handmade by E.J. Gold, the EMO SPIRIT MALA opens the doors to the Spirit World, automatically seeking the space of Clarity & Connection.
Using the EMO SPIRIT MALA you can reach any entity anywhere anytime across all Brane Boundaries with no problems whatever, in TOTAL SAFETY from psychic attack or interruption.
The EMO SPIRIT MALA has a built-in guard against SPIRIT GRIEFERS. It’s great for opening up to Spirit Communication, and even better for PROTECTION against GRIEFER GHOSTS, also known as malevolent spirits.
There’s only one way to help a trapped spirit to free itself, and that’s by communicating. You can’t help them if they can’t see and hear you and you can’t see and hear them.
Glimpses are all you’ll get, because the SHIMMER EFFECT makes it hard to get a visual grip on the Spirit World, but it is there, right in front of you, all the time.
The EMO SPIRIT MALA merely takes you to that version of the space you’re in where Spirit Communication is MUCH, MUCH higher than normal spaces.
EMO UFO MALA — $389 /// EMO UFO MALA KIT — $189
Handmade by E.J. Gold, this EMO UFO MALA opens you up to the spaces used by interdimensional voyagers and the occasional passerby transspace ships native to the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies.
Most advanced civilizations are involved in the Game of Civilization, where you and your BLUE or RED Team work on various planets to encourage the local life-forms to develop real intelligence and higher spiritual life.
Some of those agents are called saints, some are called exalted, some are called Space Brothers and still others are called by ET when he wants to GO HOME.
The EMO UFO MALA finds its way to those local spots most likely to be visited by a UFO not by changing the space but by nudging you toward the UFO FRIENDLY SPACE that is a function of the timespace you’re in presently.
You can walk around wearing the UFO MALA or you can carry it and observe its color changes as you walk from area to area. You needn’t actually watch the beads to get the best out of them. They SEEK the UFO FRIENDLY SPACE.
The colors of the beads will seem to change as they bring you from space to space. Your job is to relax and let them do their job. Keep your Special Attention up all the way to get the best LIFE-CHANGING results.
EMO PROSPERITY MALA — $389 /// EMO PROSPERITY MALA KIT — $189
Handmade by E.J. Gold, the EMO BEADS in this MALA are COLOR-TUNED to SEEK PROSPERITY, which is defined at length elsewhere, but in general means to prosper, to thrive, and accordingly, the NORMAL on these beads is in the GREEN.
Green for growth, for fecundity, fertility, prosperity and general well-being of both the self and the planet. The EMO PROSPERITY GREEN MALA can be worn for Planetary Peace and Prosperity and could be a powerful and effective tool when worn in peaceful protests.
The beads used in the PEACE & PROSPERITY MALA are sparkling and fast-changing, sometimes erupting in a burst of thousands of colors when a barrier has been crossed.
EMO PLS MALA — $389 /// EMO PLS MALA KIT — $189
The absolute ultimate in PAST LIFE SURVEY technology!!! Wear this EMO PLS MALA into any Past Life Survey Session and see the amazing result!
That should be enough information to give you a good course of action and a long-term set of goals for yourself and your work.
The EMO MALA is the most powerful and fastest acting spiritual tool I’ve ever had the pleasure of introducing, next to the SuperBeacon and CQR Ammy. Each one has its own special purpose and destiny.
Destiny is a way of describing the likeliness that something will seek a particular spacetime or space vibration. BLUE is a space vibration, a state of Beat-Frequency Oscillation, that allows and promotes Essential Self Activities and Efforts, and using this and other unique reality-vibration settings, EMO TOOLS will serve you well as Power Keys to Meta-Programming, Healing, Prosperity, Harmony, Peacefulness, and the Waking State.
Well, that’s the whole lot at the moment, and more great work tools are on the way! You can learn more about this and ask questions at the ICW this morning, 6:30 a.m. on my livestream channel.
See You At The Top!!!
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