Associated Press: Super-Cruise Ship U.S.S. Titan arrived in Prosperity Port today and, according to Captain Geoffrey P. Spaulding, she is here as the first Port of Call on her 2013 Cruise Around the Universe. You’re invited onboard to look around, and if you get tired of walking the decks, there are tons and tons of overstuffed deck chairs for relaxation.
As you explore SL’s largest and most luxurious cruise ship, you’ll find a great conversation pit with a side bar and again, comfort and conversation are the ingredients here. The gas fireplaces add a bit of warmth to those cool sea-breeze nights. At the piano bar every night are several celebrity musicians; check the booking board to see who’s appearing tonight.
You’ll find many excellent meeting areas all around the ship on every deck. Up to 15 separate group discussion areas are available for as many as 100 cruise participants. Next Port of Call is “L3-15a”. Tour hosts at the next stop will include Drew, Lee, Mata and many others who precede us to that location. It’s merely the next stop on an endless tour, but it is after all, an “L3” grade environment, and takes some getting used to, which is one purpose of the flight training at the Academy every day.
The stern conversation pit is ideal for a small group discussion or leadership meeting area.
Jenny’s Cafe has plenty of room for gatherings, and a complete lunch counter with dispensers of all sorts of goodies. Jenny makes the baked goods, clam chowder, baba ganouj and felafel all by herself, all from scratch, using only organic pixels.
Wow, Oz Fritz is hosting his all-channel KGOD Radio DJ show from the disco belowdecks; Alice B. Toklas, inventor of the toke, is your flattie hostess and bartender of the evening.
And if that’s not enough, right next to the disco is a full capacity luxury video theater with overstuffed cushion seats. On screen? Gorebagg tv of course! On special occasions, the audience can watch live tv from this special viewing room.
There’s lots more, but the most interesting thing of all is what Captain Geoffrey Spaulding found when he opened the safe in the Captain’s Cabin. It was a piece of paper left by the previous skipper. The single sheet of paper had a scrawled note in the center. It read:
Port is Left; Starboard is right.
He replaced the paper for the next skipper and went about his duties. Since the ship is never booked to leave harbor, he has a lot of reading to catch up on, and tons of great videos to be seen on his giant plasma screen.
You are welcome to explore the ship; no area is blocked. Please respect the living quarters. It’s okay to go in and look around, but not to toss off your shorts, take a shower and lie down. It is the Captain’s Quarters, and no matter how respectable we might look on the surface, we’re all pirates! If you doubt it, visit Pirate’s Cove, available by teleport.
See You At The Top!!!
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