“The King” at the Psychedelic Area of the Ashram. Behind him is the Sculpture Garden, Grampa Henry’s Diner — the home of Prosperity Path Poets — Hot Air Balloon Ride and the ever-popular Upper Crust Yacht Club, a jazz and blues venue.
Had a visit the other day from a longtime friend, who brought a friend with him to meet me. I was asked a commonly-asked question — what is it exactly that we do do???
By golly, it wasn’t easy to answer in one short sentence. It’s a fair-enough question, but it’s a question that can’t be answered flat out, like “we pray to God” or “We roll around on the floor and speak in tongues” or “We worship our ancestors.” Our Practice occurs in parts, isn’t about self-improvement, although a little self-improvement makes anyone a little more tolerable, ain’t that true???
We don’t get together physically, in any of the traditional ways, such as “Sunday-Go-To-Meeting” or face-to-face counseling, or group therapy, or primal scream or in fact anything even remotely like what you’d see on Prime-Time television. We have one convention per year, at Labor Day, over the long weekend, but nothing face-to-face on a daily basis. You’ll have to excuse our extreme non-social standpoint, but there’s a very cogent reason: We’re Not From Around Here. So where are we from, and what are we doing here, on Urth???
Actually, we come from many different dimensions, those who gather at the Virtual Ashram … and the Key to this is that you are in a different universe every day, and sometimes every hour, and that you can learn to create a team of personal incarnations across a time-stream, and use them to improve your odds of getting into The Work, which is the Prime Idea…I’ll explain.
We all know that anyone’s Personal Will-Power is only as great as the next cigarette, cup of coffee or Mars Bar. The only real willpower upon which you can count is a Higher Will. The concept calls for your understanding of the phrase “Hitch Your Wagon To A Star”.
Our meetings are seldom face-to-face; most of the folks in our Work Circle live around the globe and travel would be difficult or impossible. We actually have an advantage in meeting with Avatars online in the Ashram.
Ultimately, the Prime Goal of Meditation is to learn to accept Alone-Ness, or One-Ness, if you like, and to actually learn to LIKE the process of death and rebirth, and all that that entails. In short, to accept the Bodhisattva Vow and Way of Life, which means dedication to the alleviation of all suffering everywhere.
NOTE PLEASE: Nothing was said about saving humanity, or making the planet safe for fuzzy little animals. We’re not here to do anything about The Planet, as locals quaintly call their little third-from-the-sun mudball.
I’m not knocking the planet, I’m just saying it’s not even worthy of being called a “moon” where I come from, and that’s probably true of your Planet of Origin as well. Earth is a very small planet, with a very short future. We’re here because Trans-Etheric Travel exists here. Earth is junction between worlds, as any Shaman or Forest Priest can tell you.
How do we exercise our Trans-D?
Here’s the drill:
1. Set up your Super-Beacon to establish the Schumann Frequency 7.83 Hz. Make certain that the Copper-Crystal Astral Flight Controllers are in place.
2. Place your Schumann Matrix nearby, if possible, across the chamber from the Super-Beacon.
3. Wear your Ammy. The CQR Amulet is also a powerful crystal radio and resonance system. It will resonate with the Matrix and Super-Beacon. Your body provides the antenna-ground that it needs to achieve Resonance, or “Rezz”.
4. Log onto the internet, and evoke your “reader”. Log into the Ashram for your training program. You will meet all instructors and enact all instructions through your Quantum Avatars, which serve as links between you and your prior lives, but we must immediately define “prior life”.
There is no actual TIME, unless you mean the magazine.
Time is a function of space, and outside space, time does not exist. What this means to you is that practically speaking, you can enter any lifetime anywhere and anywhen in history.
You don’t necessarily follow historical timelines when selecting an Organic Avatar in which to experience the thrill of rebirth.
What that means to you is that you could just as easily take rebirth in 1829 or 630 B.C. right after this little jaunt into the Old MultiVerse we call “Home”.
This also means that all of the lives you ever lived are happening right now, as we speak.
Yep, it’s all sideways from here, except for Scale, which is another issue.
Scale means what level of Reality you’re on at the moment, compared to other Scales of Reality that aren’t where you are right now, if you take my meaning, if you get my drift.
Healing? Sure, if illness is in the way of your work, but it’s no use healing the Organic Avatar — the Virtual Avatar is superior in Scale, so that’s what you work on healing. With some luck and good QE, Quantum Entanglement, with the Healing Process, the Organic Avatar will enjoy some benefits from the experience, but nothing is guaranteed; this is not a system of personal healing or enhancement. It’s a Way of Service, a way to get yourself into what we call “The Work”.
Let’s see — what else do we do in our Daily Practices?
Well, I don’t know about what you do, but I spend a great deal of my time working on the Virtual Ashram, and what hours I don’t put into that, I spend in the jazz and blues club venues as an entertainer and sometimes DJ. You can tune in to my shows every day both in the Virtual Ashram and live on Justin.tv/gorebaggtv — find out more by looking around; I’m not going to provide a link for the feeble-fingered.
It’s important to understand the numbers limitations. Each “sim” or region of the Ashram — we have two regions presently — has an Avatar Limit of 100, which means that I can work with, address or communicate with 99 other Avatars in any given realm.
Okay, that’s the numbers that the “sim” gives as limits, but the reality is that with 100 Avatars in there all at once, the lag is stupendous and intolerable. The more comfortable number is around 40.
What does that mean to you?
It means that I’ll work with about 80 Avatars, total, in any given hour. That’s not many, as numbers go, but think a moment … how many people can you communicate with at a time? If you’re lecturing, it can be hundreds, thousands or millions.
Jimmy Accardi and I had an audience of 150 million listeners when we pwned MP 3 with 11 #1 hits and 26 songs in their Top 40 and performed live for four hours on CNBC’s prime-time Wall Street show, “Squawk Box”, and not one of those listeners ever calls or writes home.
My point is that my work here is with a very few individuals, those Trans-Dimensional Voyagers stranded here on PU, as we call Planet Urth.
Don’t get me wrong. I have a lot of compassion for locals. They experience the pain of organic life without the benefits of higher existence.
Luckily for them, they’re not really interested in higher existence on higher scales of Being — they’re happy with weekend sports, drinking beer, chatting and shopping.
Good thing, too, because that’s really all there is available on this space-rock.
You might have been offended by my mention of furry woodland creatures. I’m not entirely insensitive to our fuzzy friends. I happen to have three attack dogs — Aussie Shepherds — that I’ve kept in spite of the fact that they can’t seem to learn the most basic command: “Go for the throat!”. Shakti isn’t even willing to go for the ankle.
Of course we operate a pet adoption agency, and all our animals are pretty much rescues, but that’s not what I’m doing here on Urth, that’s not what I’m primarily doing. It’s just that along the way, you try to help those around you if you’re able, but that’s not what I’m doing here on Urth, see???
I’m not here to help you, either. I’m here to prepare you for a grueling, thankless task, called the Bodhisattva Vow.
Bodhisattva. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
Heck, Claude and I are the janitors of the Virtual Ashram. You could be a janitor, too, if we trusted you with a mop & broom, but we don’t, and I’ll tell you why we don’t.
When you’re a janitorial assistant, you have Admin Powers. That means with a wrong touch of a button, you could wipe out the entire level in the blink of an eye.
You’ll need to prove that you can be trusted with a Quantum Monkey Wrench before we’ll hand over the controls of the car to you, but proving that you’re worth is relatively easy, and forms the basis and foundation of our Daily Practices.
You should set out to “prove” your worthiness, and the steps are easy.
1. Show up at the Ashram at least once daily.
2. Make some effort to set up some sort of event at the Ashram at least once a week.
3. Find something you’re good at in performance, and schedule yourself at one of the Virtual Ashram venues, such as Gorby’s Place, for jazz, blues or pop, Club Oz for Disco and Rock, Grampa Henry’s Diner for Poetry and Literature.
4. Do a little T’ai Ch’i with us every morning at around 6-7 AM PST.
5. Help visitors to the Virtual Ashram to find their way, locate events or places, or websites.
6. Be kind, courteous and considerate of others in and out of the Virtual Ashram.
7. Celebrate our various Special Days.
8. Enjoy the Virtual Ashram as a Home for your Virtual Avatars (you eventually develop a “spread” of 30 working Avatars).
9. Learn the controls of both the keyboard/mouse and the AFCs, meaning the Astral Flight Controllers.
10. Contribute as you are able to the Virtual Ashram and the Dharma, the Teaching.
If you keep in mind that “As Above, So Below” also works as “As Below, So Above” — describing a full double Quantum Entanglement — you’ll get the idea of how to work through your Virtual Avatars, which brings to mind:
Don’t neglect your Orb Runs, and doing Chores on the Ashram’s Virtual Farm each and every single day without fail, puts you in my sight as a Worker. As a matter of fact, you get yourself into the Work Radar just by showing up! You can compound that effect by having your Avatar live 24/7/365 at the Ashram!!!
Those of you who were fortunate enough to experience the Reno Bardo Adventures, you’ll soon be able to go there in virtual!!!
We also have many Safaris at the Virtual Ashram, during which you will experience your daily life in Ancient Egypt, Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, Ancient India, and Ancient Meso-America, as well as Tombstone, Arizona, 1878, my old territory — your Avatar will be learning fast-draw in that lifetime.
The Daily Practices are your way of Earning Merit — proving your quality and capacity for The Work.
So, Bottom Line, what exactly are our Daily Practices?
In a word, “Participation”. Do I make myself clear?
See You At The Top!!!
gorby