More Orb Rundowns #2

Hadron Voyager — This is an interdimensional romp designed to get you used to the Power Dynamics of Trans-Space and Trans-Dimensional navigation and action. It’s easier than you think to operate your own body in another dimension, and that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Operating in the Quantum World, you’ll take your immortal self through the World of Hadron.

Heal My Pet — Designed and launched the day after Stormie died, this Orb is intended for healing or for running a pet through the 49 Days. It’s helping greatly that Shakti is being run by friends for his terrible leg accident, and he’s getting better all the time.

Karma burn — Karma turns The Wheel. If you get that, you’ll understand how all the Orbs are driven and built; reduce Karma to reduce the effects of Karma. Easy to understand and now, with Prosperity Path, even easier to do. You need a clean, clear pure intention and 99 cents and you’re ready to emark on a THIS LIFETIME Bodhisattva Vow, a life of Service to All Beings Everywhere, and you don’t have to soak a bedsheet in orange RIT dye or shave off all your hair or never cut your hair again or fold yourself into a pretzel to do it. Sit down at your computer, invoke Karma Burn and away you go. For even more benefit, put someone else’s name in there and run it on their behalf. Someone being mean, nasty, irritable or just plain creepy? Place their name in the slot and burn their Karma down to make them downright sweet and pleasant. You might even learn to like them when they’re low Karma. Who wouldn’t?

Love — My friend Harry Nilsson used to say “Love is the answer”, but think a minute; the answer to what question exactly??? That’s the real issue, not the love. Love is a substance, something that is quantitative and, like all substances, it can be handled, moved, directed, pushed, pulled and manipulated all sorts of ways for all sorts of effects, just like magnetism, electricity, gravity, heat, light and ping-pong balls. We’ll talk more about that later. Love has a number of manifestations all of which are irrelevant to the main issue, which is not “What is Love”, but more a question of “Where can I get some?”. I think this Orb will help you resolve that.

Memory — Is memory a growing concern with you? If you’re reading this, the chances are that it is, and here’s something you can do actively to help yourself overcome the increasingly alarming episodes of memory loss that you’re having as a natural course of growing older. What was the question again? Memory is designed with your mind in mind.

Prosperity — This is the Orb that started the whole thing off in the first place. It’s great! You will not be disappointed. Everyone who has used this Orb has raved about it and you will, too!!! Run it today and tell me the results tomorrow!!!

Approval –You’re not allowed to run this Orb unless you have Parental Approval, and that, we know, is almost impossible for anyone to obtain. Of course you’re entitled to download and run the Orb; you don’t need anyone’s approval for anything, and it’s high time your subconscious learned what your forebrain already knows; you don’t need no stinkin’ badges.

Lottery — This is even more focused on the Lottery than Lucky Buddha. If you win the lottery, just remember not to keep all of it for yourself; that’s the Wrong Action that invokes the so-called “Curse of the Lottery” right on down. We gave away most of the $15 million dollars we won, over 35 years ago, which is why it didn’t come down on us. Just win the lottery to prove to yourself that you are actually in control and that your Karma is, indeed, successfully burning down.

Lord Buddha — An Insta-Fix for some friends in Southeast Asia; some of my Occidental friends might also enjoy its benefits.

Resist-All — Just enough “edge” to beat the rap on junk-foods and idle chatter. Pass it on.

Well, that’s the list for the moment. I’ll post when new things appear.

See You At The Top!!!

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