THE MUSHROOM THAT ATE TIMES SQUARE
A Danny Marino Mystery
By E.J. Gold
New York City, 1958
The first mushroom appeared on a Tuesday.
By Thursday, three men were dead, a Broadway theater had been evacuated, and the United States Army was preparing to invade the basement of a delicatessen. Continue reading
An E.J. Gold Musical Production
More songs. More harmonies. More Minkees than anyone reasonably expected.
There was a time when popular music was young, innocent, exuberant, and just a little bit ridiculous. Guitars jangled, tambourines rattled, drums thundered, and everybody seemed to be having the time of their lives.
The Minkees have captured that time, put it in a bottle, shaken it vigorously, and let it loose again. Continue reading
An E.J. Gold Musical Collection
Welcome to the biggest little barbershop quartet competition you ever attended!
Inside this extraordinary collection are 124 performances of 62 different songs, each presented in two distinct versions.
Why two different versions of each song? Continue reading
Everybody knows what to do when civilization collapses. Buy gold. Buy silver. Buy precious metals. Put them away somewhere safe, and when the banks close, the electricity fails, the credit cards stop working, and the dollar becomes worthless, you’ll be ready.
Ready for what? Continue reading
Almost everybody believes they’re awake.
This is understandable. Their eyes are open, they’re walking around, they’re talking, they’re eating breakfast, and occasionally they’re even making sense.
But being conscious of your surroundings is not quite the same thing as being awake. Continue reading
YOU ARE ASLEEP.
Not asleep in bed. Not in the ordinary sense of horizontal sleep. No. Your eyes are open. You walk, talk, think, feel, make decisions, and go about your daily life and it all seems so real, so solid, so dependable.
But the reality is that you are stone asleep. Continue reading
Got a new way to market my fashions, as you can plainly see. I can re-pose my models and maybe even animate them. Continue reading
An E.J. Gold Musical Production
There was a brief period in the history of popular music when absolutely anything seemed possible. Continue reading
She’s young. She’s glamorous. She’s got a terrific voice. And she’s about to tell you everything that’s wrong with Washington, D.C.
But don’t worry. She’s going to make it sound wonderful. Continue reading
Tired of the same old Christmas songs? So are the turnips.
E.J. Gold presents A Very Wobbly Christmas, a collection of ten outrageously funny holiday songs featuring hairy turnips, runaway Christmas puddings, twelve incompetent dinner guests, Good King Wobblepants, and other seasonal catastrophes. Continue reading