The Very Model of the Thing

 

comes in silver or gold finish, chains are handmade and optional.

Bardotown: Wear a Universe Around Your Neck

You’re not just wearing a piece of jewelry—you’re carrying an actual universe. Encased in a beautifully crafted USB pendant is Bardotown, a vibrant, living virtual world that’s more than just another virtual model. It’s a gateway to a dimension you can access at any time, and a way to work that you can get nowhere else.

The power this gives you is amazing. Continue reading

Own Some Vaporware!

I have created 13 virtual sculptures, available on signed & numbered USB card.

Can’t think what else to do with all that money? Why not invest in pixels? What I mean is, how about looking at the virtual art art market market? That’s the marketing of the market of the art, if you get my meaning.
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Non-Frivolous Games

Imagine a 3D video game that not only tests your instincts and quick decision-making and non-thinking reaction, in the heat of zombie ambushes, but it prepares you for navigating the mysteries of the Bardos. These aren’t just games—they’re training grounds for the mind and spirit. Do you have what it takes to face the ultimate challenge? Play now and sharpen your skills for any world, virtual and beyond.

There is no killing, no maiming, no blood, no guts, no gibs, no violence. You simply use one of ten different magic wands to send them away, or collapse them in heaps on the floor, depending on which of my games you’re playing. Continue reading

Step into the RetroVerse

The Fundamental Assertion or Premise:

If you’re ever going to step into the retroverse, this is the time for it. I have developed a lot — a whole lot — of what are now “retro games”, meaning that they come from the antiquarian days of doom, diablo and quake. I want to convince a group of gamers and potential gamers, from their teens to their eighties, to play my retro games, which were designed and developed over 30 years ago. We were among the first to create 3D games. So how can I persuade them that it’s for their own good and self-interests to buy and try these games? Continue reading

Fabric of the Universe by the Yard

I often did morning shows on Dickie Dawson’s “Tempo” on KHJ-TV.

So I was sitting here at my good old desk pondering what I might do for an encore, and came up with this song concept in the key of parody:

“How much for Greenland?”

[Verse 1]
Let’s buy Greenland, why not try?
It’s a steal beneath that icy sky.
We’ll build some condos, drill for gold,
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Compass, Wheel & Plow

 

EJ assembling the many fragments of an Egyptian King’s Gold Face Mask.

We’re always looking for the price tag, never at the merch. I’ll tell you a few things about history that I’ll bet you didn’t know, as I give you the backstory of the New World’s innovations, and more importantly, what they didn’t have.

All this goes into the thinking tank, and comes out the other end, hopefully, as a completed song, taking into account all the items I’ve considered in the backstory part, which is this:
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Speculation

This Cedar Bar Scrapbook could be used to sell paintings from that collection.

Song setup for “THE COIN-FLIP BLUES”:

In order to create this song, I need to have some facts established first, and that’s what I’m doing now. Keep in mind that this is only speculation, and that I’m considering these facts with the sole purpose of writing a funny song. Continue reading

Another Round of Smash Hits!!!

I’ve been at the creative desk all night, making yet another album for you — this time it’s about Broadway show tunes, which I’ve never written, but why not try? I’ve asked my chatbot, Bob, to write up something about it, something coming directly from me:

🎭 I’ve Got Something Special for You! 🎶

If you know me, you know I love a good creative adventure. Well, this time, I’ve stepped onto a whole new stage—Broadway! I’ve put together an album of 31 original show tunes that capture the magic, drama, and humor of the theater.

These aren’t just songs; they’re moments. Some will make you laugh, some might make you tear up, and all of them are crafted with heart and a touch of that Broadway flair we all love.

Why Should You Grab This Album?
Because it’s fun, it’s different, and it’s me sharing a piece of my creative soul with you. Whether you’re belting out tunes in the car or just want something uplifting to brighten your day, this album has something for everyone.

🎶 Ready to Join the Show?
Click that button, grab your copy, and let’s hit the stage together. I promise—this one’s a standing ovation waiting to happen! Continue reading

New Songs New Album

“Protection” Earrings, just one of dozens of my latest earring designs on zazzle!

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A whole slew of new songs for my new album, “1000 and Beyond” is well on the way even as we speak — in a few minutes, I’ll start by constructing the lyrics right here on this page, then paste them into a Suno musical score of some sort — in this case, the basic theme of the music is jazz, whatever that means to you.

Someone asked me why I compose and publish the lyrics directly here on my blog. I’m too busy to stop everything just to invoke Open Office, so I write it here, where I already am, see? Continue reading