Sardine Chic?

Sardine Chic by ej gold — My latest trendy fashion collection — you can buy it on sale today at only $37.23! Get it while you can! Over 50 different styles of tops!

the idea of sardines being a fashion trend might sound fishy at first, but it’s making waves this summer! Here’s the scoop: Continue reading

Elon Stole my Stuff

Available on my “prosperitypath” redbubble store $92.74

So I checked to see what search term is being invoked most often today, and came up with “Rustic Farmhouse Aesthetic”.

With all the shit going down, Elon Musk attacking Trump, all that noise and racket, how can it be that “rustic farmhouse” is the most searched? Continue reading

What I’ve been Up To…

join the club. wear a protection sigil button!

Today is an unusual tasking, something I don’t ordinarily do, but I’m quickly learning that it’s a mistake to do it any other way…I’ll explain:

For a long time, I put up non-Hedra songs, with lyrics that sometimes jived with the song and sometimes didn’t, but that’s not the issue.

It was split about fifty-fifty the the songs would end up long or short, three minutes or more, or under three minutes. Continue reading

Apokaliptik Chawklit

Think of it as a 40 acre recreational park, perfect for workshops.

What’s the langwijj gonna be like, when Harverd has closed its door’s, and the depotment of eddikayshun has to sound out every word? And why isn’t it spelled “fonetix”? What’s another word for “thesaurus”, and how do you spell “I.Q.”? Continue reading

A Hole in Time

Hopeless? Despairing? Try my hot sauce and you won’t be.

The Fog of Hopelessness & Despair…

Right now, millions are sitting in silence, hearts heavy, watching that maniac stir up a bunch of dangerous chaos again. It’s not just political turmoil—it’s personal.

It’s directed at you. Continue reading