10,000 Kangaroos on the Blockchain

January 19, 2022Uncategorizeddiscord, ej gold, facebook, gorby, gorebagg, jal, mrfungible, nft, nft times, opensea, reincarnation, youtube, zoomgorebagg

I borrowed the title from Mr. Fungible at NFT Times on youtube. He said it wouldn’t work, but I think it might, and I’m willing to risk ten minutes of my time to prove it. You can see his youtube channel here:

see his youtube page

He mentions in his video a number of things related to marketing. Now, apart from a class demonstration on marketing which I might put up on opensea, youtube or, you should pardon the expression, “the website formerly known as facebook”, I don’t care whether I sell anything or not. Continue reading →

Command Controls at your Fingertips!

March 26, 2021Uncategorizedcontrol commands, ejgold, god particle, godd particle, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, workshops, zoomgorebagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqxXaYHcbzA

Yeah. While everyone’s focused on minecraft, shrimp parasites and #shorts, we’re concentrating fully on our 2021 Godd™ Particle Upgrade, the release-date of which is “Real Soon”, and you can quote me on that.

The video I’ve posted here had ZERO views on it when I posted it this morning, even though it’s been up on #shorts for about three weeks now. Zero views. That means that nobody has bothered to look at it.

Did it even get exposure? Did anyone ever have the opportunity to click on it?

It’s not the only video I’ve posted in #shorts that got zero results. I’ve put up about three hundred of them, and so far only eight of them have gotten views in the thousands — mostly they get three views, and two of them is probably me, checking to see if the video looks okay.

I’m putting in a hefty workday on the Upgrade, and I hope that more than three will have some interest in the powerhouse I’ve managed to tinker together in the Bardos. Continue reading →

Video Embeds on eBay???

December 18, 2020Uncategorizedebay, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, marketing, merch, merchandising, product, reincarnation, selling, services, tags, youtube, zoomgorebagg

Once in a while — and in your case, perhaps quite often — you’ll really want a video to demo the product you’re listing on eBay, and you’ve heard that you can’t do it.

It turns out that nobody knows.

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How To ZOOMSHOP For Fun & Profit!

December 3, 2020Uncategorizedejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, zoom, zoomshopgorebagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKP82VYpNLQ&feature=youtu.be

You’re wondering what the Hell to do now to make a living, and you’re hoping you can stay at home while doing that. Well, the answer’s very clear. Here’s my simple solution for the complex and difficult, almost insurmountable, marketing problems of today:

Build a ZOOM shop. I’ll show you how. I’m assuming that by now, everyone on the planet and a few Martians already has ZOOM on their system or in their cellphone, so let’s start from there.

Okay, go ahead and evoke ZOOM from your desktop, and … what? You don’t know how to make the little sign thingies go onto your desktop? Continue reading →

I’m Hiring

November 10, 2020Uncategorizedboxes, ejgold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, meditation, painted boxes, reincarnation, zoomgorebagg

gorby at his sales area, Andromeda Sector Product Warehouse

Yep, I’m hanging this sign, “Now Hiring!” in the window of our business website and we’re starting a youtube campaign.

What’s the job? Who’s doing the hiring? How much does it pay? How many hours? Any benefits? Room for advancement? Continue reading →

Architectural Digest Style Wealthy Estate Homes for Sale!

May 8, 2020Uncategorizedarchitecture, ej gold, estate, gorby, gorbyzoom, gorebagg, island, jal, mansion, palace, paypal, reincarnation, smm, social media marketing, zoomgorebagg

All Silicon Estates homes are on a customized Homestead FULL SIM property. Your home will contain ALL the working scripts you’ll ever need, plus the finest furnishings available.

Each room is a breathtaking view. Every corner turned is a new wonder. The architecture of the building fits the environment and I personally guarantee that every island I custom create to your liking and usage will be worthy of a magazine spread, both for the architecture and the landscape.

I guarantee my work. If you don’t love it, don’t buy it. If you grow to hate it, I’ll change it. There is nothing I can’t do in Second Life, you have but to name it. Continue reading →

Life in a Box Chapter 5

March 19, 2020Uncategorizedcorona, ej gold, fortune telling, gorby, gorebagg, jal, reincarnation, second life, spellcasting, spellcraft, virus, witchcraft, zoltara, zoomgorebagg

One way to make a living in a box is to write interviews with famous people. Although I knew the boys well and saw them pretty much every day for a couple of years, the Monkees were nowhere around when I interviewed their instruments.

The rumor was that they didn’t actually play their own instruments, and in fact, they didn’t. Most of the tracks were laid down in Nashville and they were on tour totally elsewhere.

All they added were the vocals, and it was that way for a long time. They actually finally got to play at concerts without double-up backups behind stage, but not for long and not until the very end, long after the series had ended.

So I set about to interview their instruments — what better witnesses could you get? The novel idea caught on, and from then on, that was my style of output, and I never did a live interview of a rock star again, although I produced hundreds of articles and interviews.

Just spell the name right, and they’ll let you publish anything. Continue reading →