The LOVE BAND is a wearable and usable Flash Drive in a rubberized snap band which contains the LOVE3 Extreme Orb, tons of quantum magical operations and workable crafting, and is guaranteed to bring more love into your life!

You clear $20 bucks every band you sell, plus $20 for stock replacement. If you want to order them, fine with me — they’re $20 a pop, and come pre-loaded with the Proprietary Godd™ Software, but don’t expect a hot link!

For this shit, you gotta work. Want it? Find it. Contact me for more details and to order the bands and your mainstay — the Godd™ Particle, which has sold in the hundreds without a single page or line of public promotion — but that’s coming soon! Continue reading →