Demo of the newly released “Wishing Candle & Power Base”.
If you’ve never walked along Wonkatonka Street in Upper Caledonia, (I’ve just made up the names to give substance to the concept) there’s no chance whatever that you’ll wander into Bingo’s Toy Shop, which is located somewhere on Wonkatonka Street, only findable by actually walking around there and looking at each and every shop as you pass by.
The only way you’ll ever get to Bingo’s Toy Shop is to actually walk on Wonkatonka Street, but for some reason, you’re not quite sure what, you can’t get there from here.
Well, that space isn’t this space, so you’ll have to travel somehow from here to there, and the most convenient and easiest way to get there is to be there — just bilocate.
If for some strange and unfathomable reason, you can’t seem to bilocate, you might be saddled with a human body, which makes soul excursions almost impossible, because the human incarnation is filled with distractions, much more so than any other lifeform.
Mental, emotional and physical issues abound in human reincarnation, which is why there are enormous aisles filled with non-prescription remedies and snack foods. Continue reading →
Simply put, I have a fine-art approach to the coin carving, not a numismatic one. I don’t care much for hard-edge art and care even less for literalism and so-called “realism”, which isn’t anywhere close to realness. I use a free-form line, more drawing and sketching than the tightly repressed world of gravure you generally see, although there are more artists discovering coin engraving every day, and more artistic renderings are available.
Look on eBay to see many examples of recent hobo nickel art and other coin carvings.
The story of the hobo nickel arising out of the hobo jungles of the 1929-1939 Great Depression is simply that when you got hold of a spare nickel, you could carve it into a dollar’s worth of food and lodging. I like to use the same spirit in carving my coins as the hobos enjoyed in their day, meaning that I scratch at it — I don’t slice and cut the way a modern engraver would and should do. My approach is more “Paleo”, more basic, more street-wise and less technological, less dependent on civilization to maintain it.
Most hoboes used an ordinary 6-penny nail or a broken file to scratch their carvings into the nickel, and it’s those moves I’m trying to duplicate. Continue reading →
New StarGate, thanks to Rocky! Can you find it? It’s somewhere in the Ashram.
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This ancient sarcophagus panel is one of many active gateways in my collection.
Jaunting from one locus to another is easy enough, if you’ve a specific target, and the position of that target is either known or guessable by tracking or mathematical model projections.
That sounds awfully technical, but let me break it down for you into simple terms, while I do the impossible. I will put on this dinner jacket, and allow two volunteers to chain and shackle me in these powerful unmodified, untampered 451 solid steel restraint manacles.
(TWO VOLUNTEERS FROM THE AUDIENCE ARE INVITED ONSTAGE TO SHACKLE THE PERFORMER IN THE STEEL CHAIN MANACLES.)
I have chosen this dinner jacket from which to attempt an escape. I would have selected a standard strait-jacket, but those things are terribly expensive, and I found this very nice looking dinner jacket at the Salvation Army, which is where I do all my fashion shopping.
Draw the spirit cabinet up around me as I attempt to escape from the manacles and also from my own dinner jacket in only thirty seconds. Start the clock NOW!!!
Tiffany Models my CUSTOMIZED “Folded Space” Copper Waking State Trigger Necklace, $225 plus tax & shipping.
There are a number of ways for an Exploratory Voyager to go XD — Trans-Dimensional, and to actually travel to a different dimension. Some of those ways involve basically just standing or sitting around waiting for it to happen, sort of like standing on a train-track thinking nothing will ever come along. Another way for you to go XD and move over to another dimension, reality zone or time zone is to use your standard galaxy-wide XD vehicle, the ever-popular UFO.
Problem is, there are only a few local Urthside manufacturers of UFOs, and most of them are on contract with Pan Am and Mercury Records, for two different reasons — Pan Am is planning commercial UFO round-trips to the moon, Mars and Asteroid Belt. I’m hoping they’ll put Europa and Vesta on the tour, because I’ve already got two incredible light- gravity nightclubs operating there; I’m currently in immortal combat on building permit issues with Solaria, nevertheless I’ve got bulldozers ready to break ground on Ganymede to handle the crushing crowds of XD Clubbers, but I could always use more business — who couldn’t???
Speaking of business, I realize now that I haven’t even brought up yet the subject of this blog. Terribly remiss of me; I’ll do my best to correct it, starting out with the Standard American Apology: “My Bad”. I can’t get the etymology of this baby, but my best guess is that it came out of a university undergrad trying to be cute.
No college student is cute except to a sex-clouded mind. Babies are sometimes cute, although I’ve seen my share of ugly babies. Some adults are especially ugly, yet they all seem to find enough partners to make a lot of ugly babies. Love is blind. So is sex. So is greed. So is stupidity. So is sociopathic psychosis. Don’t get me started on Humans of Planet Urth; I can go on about them all day long and never stop laughing.
There’s no better way to learn to handle SkyWalking and Bardo Running than to use my special XD HIKING, CAMPING & SURVIVAL TOOLS to walk through and around and across many dimensional boundaries in a single day and, yes, Virginia, there is a way of actual travel, not just with the vision, but you need the tools and the survival skills before you try to go too far across the dimensional boundaries.
Einstein knew how XD Voyaging would be accomplished. Here’s how it’s done: Continue reading →
