Do What You Like

May 2, 2021Uncategorizedart, audience, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, nft, reincarnation, viral videogorebagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GGBV-M9J6w

How to get an audience? Do what you like. Exercise your taste, your judgment, your viewpoint.

Don’t try to find the path to going viral. It’s not important, and going viral doesn’t really help you. There’s nothing to which you can apply the viral video. It stands by its lonesome.

You don’t need fame, don’t need fortune and you certainly don’t need viral videos to accomplish your work-aim for this lifetime.

What you DO need is a high discipline, and that’s what I’m encouraging folks to take on, the High Discipline of NFTs and SWFTs, Nifties and Swifties. Continue reading →

Powerful New “Dream Lucid” Tools

April 8, 2020Uncategorizedcorona, covid 19, doremi, ej gold, gorby, gorebagg, jal, julie andrews, reincarnation, song, viral video, virus, virusvideogorebagg

When I was able to stop laughing, I grabbed this video to top my blog — it was posted on the 28th of last month — this is the 8th of April, and it already has 7 million views, and when you see and hear it, you’ll know why.

If you analyze it, you’ll note that it could not have been produced by one person — there are many voices, different enough that I believe this to be the work of a vocal group.

Then there are the lyrics, and the addition of the lyrics onto the video, not to mention what it took to WRITE a song that more or less matched the video footage, and then, the lead singer SOUNDS exactly like Julie Andrews, and the footage is pricelessly outdated.

There’s a lot of production here, and a ton of social media marketing behind it — check out the number of subscribers on that channel — I don’t even have half that many. Continue reading →

Life in a Box Chapter 15

March 22, 2020Uncategorizedboxed in, corona, covid, ej gold, go viral, gorby, gorebagg, home, jal, leggings, nail art, nails, reincarnation, shipping, shopping, viral, viral video, virusgorebagg

Dutch Landscape Miniature Nail Art by E.J. Gold.

Can’t wait to get there, eh? I don’t blame ya — here’s the address:

click here to visit my nailery

Isn’t that something? I can put the most intricate things on those nails, just like I used to do with a fine-tipped pen, only these nails are SO much cheaper that I can actually hope to market them.

I also have original painted designs on Feature Nails, but they run $125 a pop, and are actually miniature paintings and ink washes.

If you really want an original Dutch Masters Painted Nail, I’d recommend mounting it in a deep frame. I do that for an additional $125 — the labor is a bitch and I wreck one out of four frames, so if you’re looking for a wrecked frame, check my wrecked frame inventory out back of the shed.

You know that you can add to this product by painting colors onto them? I don’t think it would add anything, but it’s just another way you could add value if you were strapped for another reason to charge more. Continue reading →

1 out of 1,000 — 2 out of 10,000 — What are the Odds???

April 13, 2015Uncategorizedblog, ejgold, going viral, gorebag, gorebagg, hit factory, hits, numbers, odds, tranding, video, video hits, views, viral video, vlog, youtubegorebagg

Some dude back in the day told us the numbers — “One out of a thousand, two out of ten thousand.”

Take the time to click onto this “10,000 baal runs” video and look at the number of views that have accumulated on this now-famous youtube video of mine — at this date, it reads: “258,478”. More than a quarter-million hits.

Think about it. That means that A QUARTER MILLION viewers stopped by one of my channels, “gorebagdotcom”, to see this video, and most of them laughed at the punchline, just as you did or will do when you see it, and most of them forgot about it less than a second after the video ended and another one popped up. Out of a quarter of a million viewers, 350 liked it, 350 hated it. The other 258,000 were indifferent, or didn’t notice. Continue reading →