Tesla Wars Is Here? Are Here? Here Now?

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Tesla Wars is here. Or is it Tesla Wars ARE here??? Well, here they are, anyway. The Tesla Overworld is designed after the great Egyptian temples of the Middle Kingdom. I hope you like it.

There are seven levels of dungeons to get through before you arrive at the destination, where the entire radio rig is assembled. You can listen to the broadcast, if you like, once the radio is fully assembled.

I also worked tonight to test and put the final touches on Sexx Wars, Maya Wars and Kid’s Coin Safari, all of which are now working to my satisfaction, which leaves me off to do some test runs in DRAGON WARS, which is a Medieval world in which dragon vs. dragons fight for domination of their world. Continue reading →

What To Do When You Come Back

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We’re working on the Godd™ Particle — it’s almost done!

You’ve been out in the wilderness or delving into some deep dwelling dismal dungeon, and you go back to town to refresh, before tackling the next big threat.

Not a really big, big threat, not like McCarthy or Cruz or Greene, just a virtual threat of momentary personal extinction, that’s all, and that can be corrected with a simple resurrection of self plus your merc.

Of course the merc dies when you do. That’s a given. The whole idea there is to keep the merc alive, and LET THE MERC DO THE WORK. Continue reading →

Wow! Dime-Sized Ammies are HERE!!!

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This is my electronics workbench AFTER I’ve straightened it up.

Many people have asked throughout the past 25 years whether I could make the CQR Amulet any smaller, and I said “No”, because up to now — this very week — I couldn’t.

Then along came a miracle crystal that could contain the fatness of the already tiny miniaturized electronic parts inside the ammy, thanks to a friend of Barbara’s, who hand-crafts watch crystals for famous watchmakers like Piaget, whose watches go for hundreds of thousands of dollars, and she sometimes makes crystals for our ammies.

I needed a high-domed crystal that would fit into my gold bezel, so I sent her a raw radio so she could personally test the fit. Continue reading →

Don’t Just Be a God, Act Like One!

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It’s not enough to just sit on a hard silt ground inside some lonesome deserted cave high up in the Himalaya Mountains and self-realize the hell out of yourself and finally come to terms with the fact that if there’s only One Being in the universe, you are clearly it.

This game of “tag” is not enough. Continue reading →

There is No Cure For Stupid

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Fort Ord, California, 1962, Trainfire Weapons Instructor.

Ignorance is something that you can counter-attack with information, but what if someone is totally resistant to information, and can’t discern fact from fiction even when it’s happening before their very eyes?

There is no Cure for Stupid.

Resistance to learning is just one symptom of Stupid. Immovable, like the Rock of Gibraltar, just sitting there, period, like your average Senator or House member.

You think Minchin and Sinema are assholes? Just watch the circus and see a jungle spectacle that happens in my horror-filled zombie levels and killing fields. Continue reading →

Gorby’s Blueline Secrets is on etsy today!

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This book sells in printed form for $89.95. This is a download, software only, no physical book, and the price has been radically lowered in the digital download version here on etsy, in order to allow more of my Blueline Academy students to get this vital book. I’ve put a link in at the end of this blog so you can avail yourself of it. I worked hard for three years to bring that book to you so you could understand the Bluelining as a powerful and enlightening Spiritual Practice using the everyday average computer. Continue reading →

A Safe, Fun & Nonviolent INSPIRATIONAL Video Game!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt8SJk9sJWY

Safe, fun, nonviolent and yet interesting enough to capture the attention for quite a while — that was the goal of this videogame created specifically for young children.

It has all sorts of experiences and fun treasures to get, surprises from elves, fairies and other beneficent characters found throughout the land.

How can a video game without at least SOME sort of violence possibly be interesting enough to capture the attention of a very young child? Continue reading →

Going Postal!

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What is “Going Postal”?

Going Postal is the latest in my “Escape From Planet Trump” series of  very retro super-violent mindless slaughter style “3-D Shooter” video games like you might remember from the ’70s and ’80s, if you’re old enough to go back that far — I go back much farther.

Okay, so what’s the deal? How does it work? What’s it do for me?

First of all, realize that “Going Postal” is just one of many levels of gaming and play interaction, with the idea in mind that you’ll release some anger and frustration and fear in the game environment so you don’t actually have to go to the extra expense of purchasing an actual weapon — my personal preference is the trenching tool from Team Fortress 2, but that’s their property. I’ve made a trenching tool of my own for this little romp through the post office.

No Vote, No Tax!!!

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5 Best Non-Violent Video Games

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Everybody says they want non-violent video games, but does anybody actually BUY them??? Here are the five best non-violent video games as of August, 2020:

Take a ride through the one-minute Karma Wash and see how great it feels when you’re scrubbed clean of accumulated karmic barnacles and surface crud. You’ll learn osmotically how to take the Cleansing and Dissolving Radiations.

Be prepared for the Afterlife by getting used to it now.

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What will they say about you when you’re dead?

Have you ever wondered what they’d say when you’re laid out in the funeral home chapel? Well, here’s your chance to really learn about yourself, when your friends and neighbors take the opportunity to roast you.

Of course, at the pre-need “End of Life Celebration”, you actually get to respond to your critics with scorchers and zingers and put-down shticks of your own — something you’ll find almost impossible at your actual funeral.

By the way, I have a firm policy — you don’t go to my funeral, I certainly won’t go to yours — and you shouldn’t ask for a big fancy funeral. All you want is a few close friends to gather at the grave site and bring you back to life.

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