If ever there was a higher-dimensional cure for Quantum Boredom, “Witch Hunt” is certainly it, with its remedies of Endless Tedium and Mindless Meltdowns. There’s really nothing to do except blast through this advanced 3D game layout until the end, or you can go through it again and again, kind of like taking rebirth, eh? It’s only $6.95 in “No Contact” download format. Contained in a stylish brushed metal gold-colored Fancy Engraved Official IDHHB Flash Drive Pendant, it’s only $89.95, but wait! If you purchase four or more pendants, you get the wholesale price of only $45 each, and we pay postage!

This game travels with you anywhere, and you can put other games on it as well, so you can download nine games and only buy one pendant to get all ten games — but what are you getting for your hard-earned money?

First of all, you’re getting about three years of my work just on these games, and another 25 years in development of the Godd™ Gaming Engine & Editor, created by Dick, and the bank of models and sounds that are the creation of Uncle Claude, and the proofing and editing and particle beam technology of Barbara –a grand total of 100 years of video gaming experience, and that’s just in one lifetime! Continue reading →