New Offerings For TrumpWorld Voyagers

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Just passing through? Even if you’re only here for a lifetime or two, you’ll enjoy playing the Trump Level a LOT more with the proper equipment.

Just reviewed my copy of The Goddess  v. TRUMP — it’s a brand-new, just-released today Oz Fritz Studio recording. This CD sounds incredible, and features Julia on vocals, T on drums, Dan on keyboard, Claude on bass, and I’m on rhythm guitar & backup vocals. Wait ’til you hear it — you’ll want to send a copy to a thousand people, and you can — I’ll tell you how at this morning’s ICW meeting!

READY FROM MY STUDIO is the amazing “PIECE OF GOD” Charm, which contains an enormous level, all contained in a tiny bundle of pure emitted energy, activated by the radio waves emanating from your heart, which is a low-energy transmitter, tempered by the radio-waves coming directly to Earth from the Big Bang and Stage 3 Stars.

It’s truly amazing. You’d ordinarily wear it on a silver chain if you’re an official PLS Practitioner, but you’ll already be wearing our Bardo Healer uniform:

School Uniform Women's Relaxed Cotton Mock Turtleneck
Women’s School Uniform Super-T Mock Turtleneck
School Uniform Men's Super-T Mock Turtleneck
School Uniform Men’s Super-T Mock Turtleneck
School Uniform Men's Sweatpants
School Uniform Men’s Sweatpants

Socks are black, unless you can’t wear black socks, plus a pair of black runners, your choice of makers & style.

To top it all off, you’ll be wearing a “Piece of God Charm”, which is our equivalent of a “Crucifix”, which is, in case you aren’t familiar with them, and lots of folks around the world have no idea what this might be.

The black top & pants sweatsuit will run about $70 for both, and less than that if you happen to get them on their frequent 40% sales.

The PoG Charm is $69.95 retail — you pay only $35 per unit, so you can resell them to your congregation. There isn’t any way to get the quality but to pay for what you get.

TOUCH GOD.

I mean it. God is within easy reach, when you have a God Particle dangling around your chest.

Touch it for luck, for extra power, extra energy, emergency help, panic or fear, just as you would a crucifix or a star of David or a Hand of Fatima or a Figa Horn Charm.

GIVE THEM AWAY OR SELL THEM.

I make them and ship them in groups of three, at which you get a small extra discount, so you get 3 units for $100, and I pay the shipping anywhere in the U.S.A.!!!

Have you been wondering what your mission on Earth actually might be? Here’s your answer.

IDENTITY —

You’re charged with “Self-Remembering” and “Self Consciousness”, which means that you’re a working LRS and/or PLS Practitioner. You wear the black outfit when performing this task.

COMMUNITY —

You belong to a Soul Group, a Pack of Green — cooperation, not competition. You all work to learn to tolerate and even appreciate differentness.

PURPOSE —

The Purpose is obvious. Save the Planet and Serve the Work.

See You At The Top!!!

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Zombie Family Picnic Fun

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Forget about the evacuation plans — there’s a good chance we can make a powerful jump, but we’ll have to use several magical methods to make it work.

You can set up a Zombie Family Booth and a Lucky Rodney Display anywhere.

You’ll need to set up at least minimally as a zombie family salesperson, but you won’t actually have to sell anything if you don’t want to, or just plain can’t, and there’s nobody else in your family who can or will do it for you.

One single small order of hot sauce is all you need to actually get started, but you’ll soon want to get the whole store and set it up on the side of the road or at a local fair, because this stuff sells, and what’s more, it may keep you off the government “roundup” rolls.

You need money, a lot of it, to get past this Trump Blockade in this Time Zone, and it can be done, but you’ll need lots of luck to make it through.

Speaking of luck, no matter what else you do, you need to buy, sell, trade and give away Lucky Rodneys, which has a powerful effect in itself.

Zombie Family Hot Sauces include BBQ sauces, steak sauces, marinades and more, and they’re all carefully made in a small family style kitchen, all fully licensed everywhere in the USA, so you can sell these products anywhere.

All our zomfam products carry Sacred Blessings, but nobody has to know that — they bring peace and harmony and good wishes for continued prosperity.

You get a selection of sauces in your first order, but most of those products will not sell — you’ll sell a TON of our “Habenero From Hell”, made with Red Savina Peppers, the hottest known EDIBLE hot sauce in the world!

You could set up a small outlet with just the hottest selling hot sauce, the Habenero, or you might want to include the most popular and not quite so hot “Chipotle Adobo”.

If you really want to go whole-hog, you can order all our sauces AND chocolates AND cappuccino mixes AND tea mixes and blends and all sorts of zomfam products that are ready to go out there on YOUR countertop to earn you money & Merit!

I’ve got the whole deal ready for YOU to sell up a storm, including the booth, which is nothing more than a canopy & table & chair.

You can get the USA flag canopy from K-Mart for under $40, the USA flag chair for less than $30, and the folding table for less than $50 while it’s still on sale — they’re already gearing up for back-to-school, so all the picnic stuff is on sale, up to 90% off, pretty much everywhere.

It’s going to be a tough year for any business that can’t go onto the street to earn a buck. Continue reading →

A Rare Coin is a Lucky Coin

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Wynton Marsalis and Jazz at Lincoln Center with my painted “JazzArt” backdrops.

You can now buy almost any of my JazzArt backdrop paintings, even those used in performances with Nancy Wilson, Wynton Marsalis, Herbie Hancock and many more world-class jazz musicians in concert around the world.

My JazzArt paintings must be safe, out of the hands and reach of those who would burn all art work that isn’t about Donald Trump, and that will happen soon enough, much sooner than you think.

Book burnings and art burnings are only the start — eventually it’s people burnings, and that’s when we want to be clear away from the source of pain that is Trump and his Minions.

I’m doing everything I can to get these paintings out of the Untied Snakes of Arnica, so the prices are absurdly low. Continue reading →

Improve Your Luck

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Everybody has a little lucky streak now and then, but how would YOU like to be extra-lucky?

If you’re lucky, real lucky, you don’t even have to TRY to make it — you automatically stumble on all the good things you need to get where you’ve gotta go.

Under ordinary conditions, you can rely on hard work and fair play, but not in Trumpworld — no, not here.

In Trumpworld, it is very unlikely that you will be able to do anything to avoid drowning in a planet gone mad. The chances of being rounded up and summarily executed by Trump’s firing squads is very likely, and you and I will be the first up against the wall when the proverbial shit hits the proverbial fan, and that’s going to be sometime before the end of this proverbial year.

There will be general riots, trucking strikes, revolt in the military ranks, political roundups of Democrats and other Liberals — which is why they want all our voter information — and of course, there will be shooting, lots and lots of shooting, because we are a gun culture, and proud of it.

The Second Amendment Will Fall — Trump can’t allow Liberals to own weapons. Do the math, then tremble and be afraid. Continue reading →

Change Your Luck Today!

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How can you change your luck right now, today?

That’s probably the best question you will ever ask yourself, and the answer is both simple and easy — win a million bucks at the lottery.

Problem is, the lottery costs money if you don’t win. Eventually, it grinds you down to your last buck, and that’s when you realize you should have been playing the FREE lottery run by the U.S. Government every time someone at the Denver, Philadelphia or San Francisco Mint makes a mistake.

Mistakes everywhere else are just plain old mistakes, but when it happens at the U.S. Mint, you get a Mint Error, and that means money in the bank for collectors and coin hunters, such as YOU.

Yes, you. Continue reading →