THEY Are Here. Are You Ready For THEM???

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If you’re like most humans of Planet Earth, you’ll be waiting currently for news that a UFO has landed on the lawn of the White House, and you’d be right, you don’t have long to wait. The past 100 years has brought us from the Wright Brothers and Alexander Graham Bell and Watt and Edison all the way to outer space and beyond.

There are so many exo-planets outside the Solar System in the star catalog that you’d be hooted off the stage if you insisted that the Earth was the center of the Universe and that God would NEVER make another planet around any other star, and those are NOT suns, nothing LIKE suns — they’re little sparkly lights that Mr. God has placed around the night sky.

They spent trillions of dollars to find the God Particle, and now that they’ve found it, they’re trying to reverse time and create life in the laboratory. Sure, I know it’s already been done back in the 1950s, but what I mean is an actual living body, and soon someone will do it. Continue reading

Goji Berry Crystals from the Cloister Kitchen

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Well, the Cloister Kitchen is off to a power start with today’s offering, Goji Berry Crystals. Sounds interesting, right? Well, it should be. I made Goji Berry Crystals in my Tibetan Monastery back in 1411, along with a sugarless and thoroughly brandable Chen-Rig’s Famous Elderberry Jam and an equally salable Chen-Rig’s Famous Kumquat Preserve, both of which I shall shortly prepare for shipping.

The secret of the Goji Berry Crystals is… Continue reading