We have power once again, plus the electric works, too. I’ve spent the past several days without the internet, so I pushed to get some more buttons out, but not the ordinary kind, not the kind you’d use on youtube to inspire a clicker to click — no, not that kind of button at all. Continue reading
Magic Burger Tuesday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGgK7bZVxzs&t=16s
As you can see, I’m making an omelette. I made more than 25 omelettes that morning, and it took a while, even with help in the kitchen, loading up the plates and serving the tables. Had I done all the jobs of cooking and serving, I’d still be at it several years later. You’ll note, if you view the video by clicking on the TITLE above, not the photo, this little video earned itself 1, 719 views, quite a feat for a simple egg dish! Continue reading
YMT Syndrome – Yet More Thumbnails
Yes, yet more thumbnails, this time a mixture of subject matter — first on the agenda was the capture of some of the Dead Look Show that opened in NYC at the Troov Gallery in Brooklyn, which no longer requires a passport and visa from Manhattan or Queens. Continue reading
What is The Work?
When you first encounter the dimly-lit and quite incomprehensible “The Work”, you’ve got to wonder what it might be, but it’s typically completely undefined, at least at first, it is, but I’ve got a different idea. Continue reading
Newest Latest Thumbnails!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P_SVitGAEU
Yes, at last, a profoundly effective thumbnail workup that makes your job a whole lot easier, and makes it more likely that someone will hit the thumbnail and view your video, but keep in mind that with my virtual magic thumbnails, THE THUMBNAIL IS THE DESTINATION – the client need go no further to achieve our goal, which is: the thumbnail streamed on by, whether it was viewed or not, it was there for a fraction of an instant, and it’s on every computer that’s tuned in to youtube, but only for a momentary passing. Continue reading
YOU Are In The Picture!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nAkkqTPIm0
Hey, if you were here anytime in the recent past, which goes back to the First Civil War, you probably had yer picture took, in which case it may well have ended up in the collection of group photos I’ve just snaggled for my seovideo thumbnail buttons, and you might very well be staring at yourself selling something on my youtube channel. Well, if not exactly SELLING something, at least touting some deranged method of upscaling into a higher universe, or maybe embossing a medallion for a super winner. Continue reading
It’s all in an Eyeblink!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFQ91ccVKss
Here’s how it works:
First of all, the client sees what? It’s gotta be the thumbnail, followed closely by the title of the video, enshrined in two lines or less, right below the thumbnail, which is supposed to entice the client to click into the video, and thus be exposed, albeit briefly, to several options including “Like”, “Comment”, “Watch Video”, “Subscribe” and possibly even give a click-through the hotlink to your web page, in this case “http://www.brane-power.com” and hopefully on to a full exploration of the website.
But … but … But what if the thumbnail IS the destination? Continue reading
Your Neighborhood Tantra Fitness Center
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUTve1x4tQ8&t=6s
Yes, here’s a bit of the Norton Street Play, which I’m hoping some theatrically-inspired group will produce and videotape so we can put the whole thing up on youtube! That’s what I had hoped when I posted this some four years ago on ejgoldguru. Well, maybe now it’s time to see it happen.
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Running Late!
Just taking a moment to post a few of my new ejgoldguru thumbnail graphics — it’s a nice pleasant smiling face looking out at you there — probably mostly harmless. It might be okay to push the button and see the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e8Es9GGN8U
The video is many years old, and the quality is low, the information hard to hear and the lighting absolutely terrible, else fine.
See You At The Top!!!
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